I have to housesit one of my mom's friend's house because

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2017-07-02 09:58:28 Post No. 38108248
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 09:58:28 Post No. 38108248 [Report]

I have to housesit one of my mom's friend's house because she's going out of town for the next week.
She has no internet or TV in the house. The only book she has is the Bible. I don't have a cellphone and I'm not allowed to leave the house.

So what the fuck do I do for the next 5 days? I'm going to be so bored.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:00:10 Post No.38108279
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:00:10 Post No.38108279 [Report]

>>38108248
Invite some girls over brah

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:00:33 Post No.38108288
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:00:33 Post No.38108288 [Report]

Bring a book from your house?

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:05:14 Post No.38108391
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:05:14 Post No.38108391 [Report]

>>38108288
The only book I have is a book about learning Norwegian.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:06:08 Post No.38108415
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:06:08 Post No.38108415 [Report]

>>38108391
i guess its time to learn norwegian my dude

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:07:15 Post No.38108435
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:07:15 Post No.38108435 [Report]

Bring a tv, dvd player, video game consoles, whatever.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:07:23 Post No.38108438
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:07:23 Post No.38108438 [Report]

>>38108248
Drink her booze if she has any.
And snoop through all her closets, cabinets and drawers. Just make sure to put back things as they were before.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:40:55 Post No.38109117
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:40:55 Post No.38109117 [Report]

>>38108248
Bring a backpack with laptop/monitor and game console. Just stock up on shit to entertain yourself and bring it.

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:48:25 Post No.38109265
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:48:25 Post No.38109265 [Report]

>>38108248
>I'm not allowed to leave the house.

Bullshit. What are you, 12 years old?

Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:51:57 Post No.38109321
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Anonymous 2017-07-02 10:51:57 Post No.38109321 [Report]

>>38108248
Browse through her medicine cabinets. Old people always have goodies in their medicine cabinets (opioids like oxycodone, benzos like ativan, etc.)

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