CALLING ALL ROBOTS!!!! URGENT!!! EVERYONE IN HERE NOW! walk

>>38105469
>don't smell like sweat
take a shower
>arrive by 7
leave earlier than you think you need to
listen more than talk

>>38105537
I meant like what do I text her back to ask her out

>>38105581
don't ask her out via text

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>>38105614
I'm too autistic to do it IRL and not embarrass myself

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>>38105469
It's called; CALMING DOWN AND TALKING TO HER LIKE YOU WOULD ANY OTHER FRIEND AND GRADUALLY WORKING YOUR WAY UP TO MORE THAN FRIENDS. IF YOU WERE ABLE TO TALK TO HER AS A CHILD AND BE FRIENDS, DO THE SAME SORT OF THING NOW THAT YOU DID BACK THEN.

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>>38105614
>>38105537
Is this a good start

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>>38105695
IT'S KIND OF HARD WHEN YOU'RE AN ASPY GYMCEL LIKE ME

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>>38105747
REALLY, YOU CAN'T CALM DOWN LONG ENOUGH TO TALK TO HER LIKE YOU WOULD TALK TO ANY RATIONAL HUMAN BEING?!

>>38105710
u fucked it up op

>>38105469
>come out with me, we can play a boyfriend and a girlfriend like we used to, except this time it wouldn't be play, heh heh heh...

>>38105710
You weren't kidding about being a sperg

I hope you die on your way to see her

>>38105710
kek op ur off to a good start thats what id do

>>38105710
Doing good op, just don't act any differently than you have been the past however many years. Don't forget to censor out her number. Meet up with her and just be heart-felt as fuck with her. And if she rejects you, move on but return to your usual childhood friends behavior.

Good luck.

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>>38105809
>>38105792
>>38105695
>>38105614
Ok so I got a "yes" but I don't think she gets that im asking her on a date....

Jesus Christ OP, don't expect this to work, expect this to be experience and a confidence building exercise, it's not going to work but hey you tried it, then keep trying, keep building yourself up, THEN start going for the ones you actually want

>>38105884
looks like it worked :^)

>>38105872
That's fine. She doesn't have to know you mean it that way yet. When you're there, just tell her how you feel. Do this at the end of dinner, so that if you fuck up you won't awkwardly eat together.

>>38105872
she'll know its a date when you whip your dick out

>>38105928
this
orgininal C O M M E NT

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>>38105872
give her your benis

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>>38105898

Im upvoting this comment

>>38105469
Send this to her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJXgdDPNrvM

>>38105469
>this do:
Ask if she is doing anything on (day of your choice) eve,
>if doing nothing:
"Want to get a coffee/ ice cream/ pizza/ child rape?"
And proceed from there.
>if unavailable:
"What about (a different day of your choice) eve?" try and read between the lines, see if she is politlet putting you down or actually just indisposed. If indisposed, keep trying. If putting you down, get the message, cunt.
Stupid choice on your end to ask /r9k/ for advice regarding females without dicks.

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>>38105928
>>38105898
>>38105892
>>38105884
>>38105863
>>38105862
My Covers Blown

>>38106054
Reply with: "Yes."

JUST DO IT! BE CONFIDENT.

>>38106054
Maybe?
kek orig

>>38106054
Say yes, fake your confidence. Fake it till you make it anon.

>>38106054
Tell her: isnt it obvious.

>>38106054
>y-yeah no i mean just a friend date but it can be more if you want it to pls just come

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>>38106076
FUCK IT I'M GOING IN

Yes.
Just say yes
Nothing more nothing less
Let her know u want this date to happen

>>38106085
T H I S

ORIGINAL MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT

>>38106054
SAY "YES" U DENSE MOFO

>>38106054
Say one of the following:
> Yes.
> Yes
> Yes :)
> FUCK YEAH BABY

>>38106103
Whatever happens, we're here for you brother

>>38106054
"Evan... are you"
sounds pretty fake desu

Be confident about it your response. Own it and she will know that you're going to take charge.

>>38106076
THIS THIS THIS
Just "Yes" is enough

>>38106103
YOU DIDN'T CAPITALIZE THE "Y"!!!

Now you don't sound confident. Basically, you blew it.

Excited for you, go son

>>38106149
This. Completely fucked it up.

>>38106103
YEAAAAAHHH MOTHERFUCKER LESSSS GETT ITTTTTTT


why cant i get original comment when i added "oregano" who the fuck kinda newfag said oregano

>>38106114
Being an autismo-bot dont know if sarcasm or no

>>38106149
Top kek
Origigirini

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OK, now this is a little insulting

>>38106103
GODSPEED ANON

oreimo oregano oreilly

>>38106173
ok fake

>>38106149
not to mention he fucking replied 5 minutes later like a scared beta cuck

oreeeeg

>>38106173
HOLY SHIT OP MADE IT

CELEEEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!

oregano

>>38106173
Lma fucking o

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>>38106173
>you just didn't pick up on it because of your aspergers
Alright this has to be fucking fake, still though ima kekking

>>38106173
oh fuck

shit anon you might actually be ok
godspeed

>>38106173
kek, be a little more subtle next time

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>thinking IRL romance works just like in muh animu
Kek nice RP thread you silly cunt

>>38106194
This. Girls + aspies? Ya right

>>38106181
definitely fake check my dubs for proof of illegitimacy

d u b s
u
b
s b u d

>>38106173
Fuck you OP
Original faggot

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>>38106173
Congratulations and holy kek, she's a keeper. Now just keep it civil the first date, but damn go get her tiger.

>>38106173
STILL A MASSIVE WIN
Ur a chad now, get out

>aspergers
If this isn't fake she's 10/10

>>38106216
Exactly, as someone with assburgers too I can confirm

i knew it was fake
wheres my medal faggots

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>>38106103
HE'S GOING ALL IN BOYS

Good luck anon

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Op... more like fucking faggot

>>38106054
This smells like OP using two phones.

>>38106213
>n-no its just like in my animes ;___;

>pls nobully

You could probably doxx this guy if he wasnt smart about changing the time and names on the phone.

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> mfw this thread
Original

>>38106277
>doxx
>xx
hello read it

>>38106173
>how did you know that I liked you?
>right after "are you asking me on a date?"

either shes a spurg too or this is fake af.

mfw op makes us feel successful but then its fake

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>>38106054
Senses are tingling

>>38106173
Fake. You can see it's a picture of a dude on the left of her texts. You're being catfished brah

>>38106357
How does that make you suspicious and not the fact that the texts sound obviously fake. Nice catch nonetheless. It's official, OP is a faggot.

Op is using 2 phones

You guys can't be this dumb right?

>>38106357
Who said he was straight?

>>38106453
>Picture of blue face to the left of yellow messages
>Picture of blue face to the right of blue messages

Samefag confirmed

>>38106538
>>>38106453
>>Picture of blue face to the left of yellow messages
>>Picture of blue face to the right of blue messages
>Samefag confirmed
This is what you sound like.

>>38106512
On the pic in the OP it says Gabrielle

>OP has heart attack on discovering she fancied him and dies, alone

>>38105469
>Top left of phone
>Three YouTube processes going on at the same time

This is the main thing I'm concerned about, fuck Gabrielle. Nigger what are you doing?

>>38107044
>YouTube processes
>not the 6% charge

>>38107155
the 6% charge doesn't matter because its getting charged rtard

>>38107155
Low battery can be fixed, but inefficient retardation needs to be nipped in the bud as soon as possible

>>38107044
Three YT notifications.

>>38106173
Hahahahqahahahahahahaha
Congrats bro

>>38107044
Is the orange UI because he's low battery or because he set it to orange? Not knowledgeable on android but that looks like ass.

Also OP GIVE US AN UPDATE WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK HER

I'm sure it's fake

I believe OP is trying to make a point that robots should just go for it when asking girls out in order to convince us many of our problems are just in our heads. Also he made a pretty sick burn out of it and I laughed riotously