today is my birthday. I'm turning 20. still haven't

>>38103851
I didn't kiss a girl until I was 21. It's OK.

Happy birthday anon.

Don't be to sad, remember there's people like me around here. In 4 months time I'll be 30 and still a HHKV unless a miracle happens.


>inb4 the typical /fit/ poster replies saying I should lift and count macros
Been doing that since 2012, it doesn't help :)

I'm 20 too, and I never kissed a girl too, don't worry anon
Happy birthday still, and as a gift, don't kill yourself yet

>20 year old babby complaining about not being kissed

lmao

Happy birthday anon, you're 2/3 of the way to ascending as a master of the black craft! Congrats!

>>38103851
i-its my birthday too anon

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>>38103851
>>38103918
tell me your location, me and the boys will get there and organize you a big party

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Hey! It's my birthday too, only I have turned 18.

>20
Lel I'm 22 in a week dude
don't be sad you still have time

>>38103965
south of D.C. hurry up pelase

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>>38103877
>tfw 21 and half y/o
>still kissless virgin
it'll come eventually, r-right

>>38103851
its not that bad fellow robot, i will be 26 in september, and i'm a KV (also friendless)

>>38104066
>september
when in september?

>>38104066
do you have a job ? do you live alone ?

>>38104095
7

post muy original

>>38104113
>7
Snap, my b-day is on 13th.

>>38104101
i'm still in college, this is my final year. And yes i live alone

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>>38103851
soon to be 21 and in the same boat OP
fuck fuck fuck why god why do i have to be like this i didn't deserve this fuck my life whyyyyyyy REEEEEEE

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>>38103851
Don't worry anon, it will only get worse from now on.

T. soon to be 23 KV

>>38103851

turning 20 february 6th, i have had around 20 parents at this point, if you don't count one night stands.

in terms of sex i really don't know how much i had, enough to get tested for STDs every couple of months.

>But please

let's get to the point, essentially every partner i had has ether been psycho, betrayed (cheated etc), immature or just straight up tried to be with me solely for my looks. im fairly handsome and rich though a manlet.

in my opinion is that sex is overrated, so is being a virgin. you have time senpai.

im not gonna tell you that you should stop trying to get laid, but i do think that you should get an escort or prostitute.

getting into an emotional connection (relationship) with someone is taxing at best and a total fucking nightmare at worst.

the only easy way to be with a woman is ether to pay her to fuck you or to have a one night stand.

essentially what im trying to say is; your natural urge to be with a partner is impossible to ignore and if you don't satisfy it, it's gonna eat at your mind, but being with someone is work and it's not really worth it in some regards because more often than not it will be a disappointing waste of time and money even if it seems like your partner is your sole mate.

pro tip, give it 3 months and see how it goes.

if you have any major doubts about the person then break up with them. it might hurt, but it will probably save you from going together for a year and then having your feelings genuinely hurt when someone cheats on you or just stops being committed.

i know i have no way to prove this and it might sound arrogant but im better than like 90% of all men when it comes to being committed and mature in a relationship. Almost all of my relationships ended with me leaving because the woman was incredibly inept at being an adult financially and emotionally.

i swear to god, a lot of the R9K memes are solid facts.

TL;DR

get a hooker you fucking cunt

>>38104853
no one wants a fucking hooker

Birthday man here too. I got my first at 25. If I of all people can do it you can too.

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>>38104903

oh yeah?

would you rather date a "nice" girl that has will lie to you and has had so many dicks in her that she genuinely lost count?

it's hard to find a good partner, for most it's hard to A partner in general.

a hooker will get you laid, once you see how mediocre sex can be i think you'll a newfound appreciation for being single. An actual relationship will DEFINITELY make you see the benefits of being single.

and this is all about sex right? why would any of you want partners?

imo hooker/escort (if you can afford one) is probably way more worth your time and money.

if you want to be with someone thats different story.

>>38103851
Happy birthday, anon. I'm 29 and a KHHV. Good luck.

>>38103851
Buon compleanno from Commiefornia OP.

Happy B-Day!!! annon kissless virgin here
23 years old

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Happy birthday, anon. It's my birthday too, I'm 26 now.

Let's keep going, doing what we can and hope for the best. I kissed a girl for the first time as a 21 yo, you can believe it.

July 2nd is a very nice and underrated day as it marks the middle of the year. We are also nice and underrated.

>>38103851
Don't worry about it pal.
t. 30 year old with happy relationship that kissed his first girl at 23

>>38103851
happy birthday anon. i turned 20 in january and kissed a girl four months later

jesus christ i wish i was 20.

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>>38103851
>I'm turning 20.

Pffft that's weaksauce as shit, come back when you're not a child

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>>38103851
wait till you're 29 and never been on a date or in a relationship
>making wish so year would be different every birthday since 16.

20 is an absurd age to still be a virgin, yet I consider OP still a child because I am 27. I am really really really fucked.

>>38104046
22 almost 23, never kissed. Not even fat or particularly ugly, just skinny and kinda ugly and no drivers license.

>>38107128
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>>38107128
fuck you, anon. delete this right now.

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>>38107128
GIve up now, you really think you can get a decent looking qt and KEEP her with these chad's around?? HAHAHAHA

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>>38107564
is it ever going to stop hurting?

>>38107128
SUACE already nigga

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>>38107128
is it bad that i want to punch this roastie in her dumb face?

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>>38103851
Just wait a decade until you become a wizard!

>>38107656
Yes it means you're a bitter cunt, when I watched that webm the only thing I felt was arousal

>>38104853
>feb 6th
>tfw turn 28 on the 2nd month on the 8th day in the year 2018 at 8pm
>tfw have ibs

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>>38107742
originally go back to r*ddit faggot

>>38103851
Happy Birthday dude you wont remain kissless forever it'll happen you'll get there in the end

Same boat OP, except im not kisless

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>>38108340
> mfw the girl who kissed you avoids you like the plague

>>38103851
You're 9 days older than me anon

i lost my virginity at 15

>>38107190
>26,
>NEET but no money problems
>drivers license
>decent car

Never even held hands.

I posted my pic here some time ago and IIRC they told me I'm a 3/10 (or maybe 2, can't remember). I am also quite spergy, I have no friends and don't interact with strangers, even if I do leave the house kinda regularly.
At this point I don't think there is anythingn I can do.

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>>38108848
This world isn't for us, just face it.

>>38103980
It only get worst from there