>You are in a abandoned factory in the middle of nowhere,

>>38096681

I beat them both into a pulp with the butt of the gun and rape them both before picking which one made my dick feel the best and then kidnap them and take them as a sex slave and shoot the other

Neither. I do not care about them at all.

>>38096681
The beta orbiters are the biggest problem. Easy choice.

>>38096681
Shoot myself in the dick

>shoot roastie
>rape beta

ezpz

>>38096768
I'm pretty beta
You can rape me if you want

>>38096681
>God is real in this scenario
>Will pretend it didn't happen
>Shoot self
Suicide is only option. If the afterlife was confirmed as real, and that suicide still let you go to paradise, hundreds of millions would suicide, as would I. It wouldn't even be bad, it would be like moving to a nicer neighborhood.

>>38096803
that's actually pretty neet

>beta beta to death with gun
>rape roastie
>beat roastie to death with gun
>shoot self
>enter heaven

>>38096803
This anon has it right.

>>38096681
Line all of our heads up, and shoot all 3 of us.

>always kill a traitor before an enemy, Jim jam
Shoot the orbiter to set an example.

>>38096681
I shoot op for this shit thread

>>38096681
I shoot out an industrial chandelier for the environmental kill and bonus exp.

>>38096681
beta will die out of his own accord, so might as well not waste a bullet on him
Roastie I guess

>>38096681
I shoot myself and go to heaven since god will ignore it

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>>38096681
I eliminate the source of the roasties power, the reddit beta.

>>38097111
No
no kik

>>38097076
Holy fuck this.

Like, I hate roasties but I don't want to kill them. Also I'm pretty sure I would have been reddit-tier white knight if I was that age when Reddit came out.