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>Walking outside at night
>Drunk cutie with friends approaches me, screams "The floor is LAVA!"
>Dont feel like jumping.
>Tell her "But im invincible. Lava has nothing on me".
>She seems surprised, then runs back to her friends screaming "HE IS INVINCIBLE, HE IS INVINCIBLE!" at the top of her lungs.
Was that autistic or alpha?
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It wasfun
>fucking originato krato
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>>38095506
alpha you did not not conform to her rules
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how can the floor be lava if our legs arent real
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It depends how you delivered it and since no one recorded it you can just assume by how they reacted
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>>38095506
You're supposed to act all surprised and freaked out like you legitimately think the floor might be lava.
You had one job, anon.
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>>38095506
i would have said something like "my shoes have 80% fire resist"
this is why i'll die a virgin
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