>tfw no bf ever >going to be working with a morbidly obese

I don't understand
Do you know nothing about this guy other than he is morbidly obese?

Why are your standards so low?

>>38094879
what I've been able to glean from his facebook is that he's not opinionated, didn't support hillary, has some similar interests, seems to be depressed and of course his appearance.

I feel like my standards are low but here they are so you can see
>not liberal/political
>not easily offended
>not obese
>male passing
>speaks english

>>38094869

Are you a misguided female or a gay?

>tfw when you look like Op's image

>>38095119
a gay

>>38095296
that's why I like that actor. he's very handsome but he's the kind of handsome that you can find commonly. very comfy

>tfw gay but only attracted to straight guys
>only bicurious guys have shown interest in me
>gay guys ignore me or just friendzone me and I have nothing in common with them
I hate gays desu I should've been a "straight" guy instead

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>>38095581
this feel is too realistic..
sometimes I feel like I'm not even a real "gay" because I can only make friends with the weird gays.

>>38094869
if you are good at flirting it wouldn't be hard at all and would probably get a good guy out of it for pulling him out of what seems like a shithole.

t. fag who thoroughly enjoys doing things like this.

>>38095763
I was thinking it would be a good project.
I don't have any hobbies so I'd have time and money to invest in him.
I suck at flirting though, but I'll do my best.

any stories/advice?