>ask dad where the butter is to make grilled cheese >tells

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>tfw you raised a son too stupid to find the butter in the fridge

it's common knowledge parents wish they never had kids and kids wish they never had parents

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Best thread on r9k all night

>>38092721
We have 2 fridges and butter is never in the fucking butter shelf thing. I found it in a sour cream tup once

>>38092969
How did your grilled cheese turn out?

>>38092692
why would you ask your dad such a stupid fucking question

Please kill yourself

>>38092692
>I wish the same thing, but the only person either of this can blame for this is you

>>38092692
There's nothing wrong with living with your parents until 30, american culture is messed up.

>>38093092
Good. Bread was burnt in the middle a bit but I didnt taste a difference

>>38092692
how old are you and why do you still live with your parents

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>dad asks me to make some grilled cheese sandwiches
>"not there!, use the microwave"

>>38092692
Im sorry to hear that anon, just sleep tight and hope tomorrow is: s+ - rank

>>38093341
18. College. Living at home because dorm life sounds fucking awful

>crying in bedroom
>holding pictures of classmates i never knew
>dad walks in
>has looked at me with nothing but disappointment since

>>38092692
>son comes out of his room for the first time today
>the little faggot asks me where the butter is cause he wants to make a grilled cheese or something
>god, i wish that cunt had never been born
>tell him i wish he was never born
>he slinks away back to his room
>crying just like at baseball practice when he was 5

>>38092721
>Mac
I'm glad my parents don't stoop so low.

>>38092692
Wowww would have knocked his teeth all over the floor

>>38094634
Fuck off dad. Just leave me alone okay, it's not my fault I don't like sports, why can't you just fucking love me. Why don't you take an interest in my hobbies instead of forcing yours on me. Motorbikes are too fucking noisy, leave me alone.

>>38094634
>thinks I was in little league baseball
>was in basketball

Try harder faggot. Bet youre used to that one

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>>38092692
>work hard
>make success
>git big moneys
>move out
>becum poplar
>fuc laddies
>be in contact with dad but never be close
>dad becom elder
>dad call you on day
>dad need monez for butthole meds cuz butt dont work good no more
>"pleez son, where the money to help dad? dad love you"
>look him in eyes
>"no"
>"i got all butter nao"
>"wish i was bornd now?"
>dad dyes of big butthole no control
>eat bitter sadnwitch and take shower

Be boss, seez the day NOW!