I finally did it lads, I thought I couldn't stoop any lower

>go to her flat, it's a shit hole block of flats that resembles a commie black in Europe
>ring the buzzer at the entrance and say "h-hello"
>a voice that resembles a overly camp man on helium replies telling me to push the door and come up
>starting to think I should just speed walk away at this point, the fact that I am about to let a man suck me off is making me feel sick and almost puke in my mouth
>decide that it's just nerves and boipucci is the future
>go to the door and she opens the door
>expect her to look like her picture but boy was I wrong, I can stop the male features a mile off and then she asks me if I want to freshen up and take a quick 2 minute shower in that faggot voice again
>"oh umm I literally j-just showe---- OKAY hahaha" I sperg out at this point and she starts asking me if I am okay or nervous
>"n-no haha I am fine, just excit-- where's the shower?"
>spaghetti is spilling everywhere at this point
>take shower and she tells me to just put on my boxers and meet her in the bedroom
>she's laying there in her bra and panties with her dick hanging out
>tells me to sit on the bed and starts rubbing my shoulders and I keep twitching and she whispers in my ear
"I know it's your first time honey, it will be the best time of your life teehee!" in that fucking man voice
>start to close my eyes and wish for death, I am too far gone at this point to abort
>she asks if I have something for her
>speedwalk to the bathroom while my belly and man tits jiggle around to get the 130 pounds from my jeans pocket
>hand it to her and I lay down and she starts rubbing her tits on me and her bulge and undresses
>she starts rubbing my cock
>she starts to suck me off
>I literally want to die at this point, I haven't fapped in 3 days and I can get hard but I can just feel the man hands and her false man moans and don't know what to do say I freeze up and go all stiff
>"relax honey"

>>38091882
>one line every time you continue
YOU BETTER POST MORE THAN ONE LINE YOU HEAR?

>she gets fully naked and grabs my hand and tells me to "pleasure her"
>start jacking off this man while she does these weird man moans
>realise she doesn't have any testicles and she isn't getting hard
>seriously just freaked out at this point and can't even comprehend the situation I am in and why I am paying for it, this is like 2 weeks worth of NEET bux down the drain.
>after some fucked up hand job and me jerking off her flaccid micro dick she gets a condom and sticks it on me and asks what position I want her in and that's she's a "bad girl who needs a fucking"
>"d-doggy"
>I just want it over at this point but it's only been 30 minutes and I paid for an hour
>she puts some lube on my dick and jerks me off a bit more and tells me she's ready
>deicde I might as well get it over with and just thrust my hips and put my dick in her ass
>it felt fucking vile and her ass was really lose and was convinced I could feel like I was bottoming out on a lump of shit stuck up her ass but I persisted
>she kept asking if I had cummed yet but I said no
>"awwww honey you still nervous, lay down again"
>she takes off the condom which was covered in ass juice
>she tells me to lay down next to her on the bed and she sticks her arm around me and pushes her tits to my face
>whispers in my ear "I am going to give you a handjob you'll remember for life honey"
>she puts my hand on her flaccid sausage again and tells me a girl needs pleasure too
>she slowly jacks me off while whispering weird shit in my ear and false moaning

>tells me to play with her nipples and dick while she takes care of me
>finally cum and she makes more moaning sounds and tells me I was a "good boy" and that I am a man now I have pleasured a "real girl"
>tells me to clean up in the shower if I like
>sudden realisation of what I did comes to me while I am in the shower and fight back the tears of anger and regret
>I FUCKED A FUCKING MAN
>get out the shower and quickly get dressed
>hope I can speedwalk out of there and put it behind me
>she greets me in the hallway and hugs me while I am trying to comprehend what I had done
>"you can see me anytime honey, you're a nice guy for a gal like me teehee!"
>kisses me on the cheek
>speed walk out of there and get the bus home
>been sitting her for hours now wondering where it all went wrong in my life to do something like that, my Dad would be turning in his grave to know he helped produce a faggot like myself.
>I will always remember I lost it to a man with no testicles who wears womens clothing
>I am a degenerate failure

Don't let people tell you boipucci isn't a meme, don't fall for it guys. If you're going to hire a prositute at least find a real female and don't do what I did, I will have to live with this for the rest of my life now.

I am broken.

pic related is 'her'

You should have noped out the moment you saw her ad pics.

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You'd be just as spaghetti and full of regret if it was a real woman hooker op. Don't try and blame this on shemales being shemales.
This goes out to all you robots who wanna lose your virginity to a hooker. You will regret it. Lose your virginity to a girl you love or your better off never losing it.

1. boipucci ain't a meme, this is your own fault because even "her" pictures make her look nothing like a proper trap/female
2.HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Here's the other pictures of 'her', I will never get over this.

>>38092191
unlike the first one, these 2 can actually be a bit deceiving

>>38092191
NOT IN ANY PICTURE DID SHE LOOK EVEN SLIGHTLY LIKE A FEMALE! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE CUTE BOIPUCCY, OP?

>>38092241
Not really look at those fucking legs inpic on left...OP fucked up

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HAHAHAHA

someone please screencap this shit

>>38092241
no they can't
you're a faggot

>>38091946
From the looks of it at least she(he) is trying her(his) best

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>>38091872
>I finally did it lads, I thought I couldn't stoop any lower

You could be me. I read a bad greentext about a boring person's shitty hooker experience

>>38091872
FIX THIS SHIT AND GO FUCK A FEMALE HOOKER

YES THIS IS STILL DEGENERACY

OP

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

UNFUCK YOURSELF

op you're a madman

Just remember you're as physically disgusting as he is.

>>38092191
OP he looks like he's just wearing makeup and a wig jesus fucking christ you decided on this and not a normal hooker are you sure you're not just in denial about being in the closet because of your repressed anger against your fathers disgust in your sexuality?

>>38092113
thats bullshit, faggot originally

>>38091872
This has solidified my conclusion that only mentally ill people are trannies or fuck trannies. You obviously aren't far enough gone OP. Should have just fucked a female hooker

>>38091946
I get your point, it looks like he was trying his best to make you comfortable though. You only had a bad experience because you tried to meme yourself into being a faggot.

>>38091872
I think your problem is that you went to a super fucking unpassable trans woman, like, if you had gone to a legit trap (i.e. looks like A FUCKING GIRL) escort, I don't think you would've given a shit, and probably would've enjoyed it.

I mean, seriously, was this the best you could do? A middle aged pajeet in drag looking trans woman! I don't know how it is in London, but I live in Las Vegas, and here there's a ton of 10 out of 10 super passable trans girl escorts available, like, you'd have to be pretty depraved to go to a fucked up looking one here.

I mean, I don't know, I guess the moral of the story is don't be a fucking cheapskake, if you're going to get a trans escort (or really any escorty) pay top dollar so as to not have to deal with disgusting riff raff like this freakshow.

>>38092613
This. A real vagina will cleanse the faggotry from your mind.

Transexuals and those that fuck them are mentally ill.

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>>38092613
I'm considering it next time, real women seem cheaper too since trans people up their prices since there isn't as many of them on the site I used.

I will get my NEET bux and decide then, might have to splurge on a 8/10+ tho to get a better experience to make up for what happened with the trans escort.

>>38092191
the op pic looks like SHIT

this looks ok

I'd much MUCH rather have like some crossdressing twinky trap though, even if it's not explicitly "female", just would feel more sincere

>>38092325
yeah, this is one for the ages, I'm gonna do a screencap

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You're a disgusting degenerate, you haven't lost your virginity. You're a failure who fucked another mentally ill failure.

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wew
the boipucci meme has claimed another victim

>>38093761
I can't believe 4chan adores this filth so much, this is a fucking abomination and these people literally need to die.

>>38091908
>her bulge.
That thing is just a mentally ill man.

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>>38093761

Holy shit that is gag-inducing. What the fuck

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>>38093847
Fucking filth, I swear to you man.
I'm sick of this "boipucci", trap, and other forms of sexual deviants (including 2Ds) and degenerates promoting this.

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>>38093893
That's a PUSSY BIGOT. Trust me goy there is ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE!

Yeah your mentally scarred for life now. Good luck, get therapy

>>38091872
>transsexuaal prostitute

They're AIDS magnets. Why?

>>38093379
>I think your problem is that you went to a super fucking unpassable trans woman, like, if you had gone to a legit trap (i.e. looks like A FUCKING GIRL) escort, I don't think you would've given a shit, and probably would've enjoyed it.
Fuck off faggot

>>38091872
Why not just get a female hooker?

>>38093905
Some posted this thing looks like a Hargevan from Skyrim.

Can't unsee it now

>>38091927
>convinced I could feel like I was bottoming out on a lump of shit stuck up her ass
There is no reaction image I could ever post to express the range of emotions I am feeling right now.

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I'm interested in how you came to believe that this would be a good experience. When feminists complain that the females in porn aren't what you get in real life, did you think that didn't apply to trannies and that you would get a trap out of a /gif/ thread? If you're going to get a prostitute, at least get a real female. It will still be shameful, but this is on another level.

>>38093446
>might have to splurge on a 8/10+ tho to get a better experience to make up for what happened with the trans escort.

Nah son, just level yourself off with a reasonably priced, genetic female experience.

Last thing you want after this is to shoot too high, start panicking about your 'first woman experience' and over think it.

>>38094289
I have/had a bit of a porn addiction and have a huge collection of trans porn - mostly bondage submissive shit and also I was a regular at /gif/ but I did a purge a few hours ago and I don't know what to think anymore.

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>>38094341
Well, I think that this is really an interesting look on the power of memes. Now, I am not under the illusion that there are no people that are genuinely attracted to traps, but I would be willing to bet that the number of people who are actually attracted to them is drastically outnumbered by the people who like to meme. But some people, mostly young white men with no sense of identity have an intense desire to have something to fill this gaping hole that was once filled with national and ethnic identity.

We've seen this with the emo/goth and hipster subcultures, which are both implicitly white groups filled with young whites, both male and female, that long for a sense of identity and belonging. While these subcultures both have their fair share of cringe, they have exponentially less cringe than chan culture. But some young whites see chan culture as something that they can belong to, and they see the memes as a form of self-expression. Unfortunately for all of us involved, the trap meme is one that has been deeply entrenched in chan culture, resulting in incidents such as yours.

Or maybe we just attract a lot of fags. Who knows?

>>38094662
I personally think a lot of it has to do with failure and frustration with women. Most of these guys promoting trap culture will try to explain how traps are better than real women. Face it, chan culture doesn't necessarily attract a lot of chads.

I suck with women, but I'm not gonna fuck a freak of nature, I'd rather die a virgin. Or at the very least, fuck a FEMALE hooker, damn.

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>>38091908
>decide that it's just nerves and boipucci is the future

atta boy

>>38091908
>>decide that it's just nerves and boipucci is the future
Audibly lold, what the fuck is wrong with you OP?

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>>38094774

What's the appeal though?

>traps have dicks
>they never look as feminine as actual women
>mentally ill
>adam apples
>Not submissive (nothing submissive about cocks)
>You gain no social brownie points or self-esteem from fucking a trap

Even if you like the whole power/submission fantasy, an actual female is by far more appropriate if you are into this sort of thing.

I am pretty forgiving OP, I would not sweat it too much but never do it again. Go have sex with an actual woman now to redeem yourself.

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>130 pounds an hour

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>>38094774
I think frustration may play a role, but I don't know how much failure is in play, I believe is more about intimidation. I may be completely wrong in thinking this, bu I would hazard to guess that the majority of people who post in trap threads likely would have never actually tried to get with a real woman. Maybe because they feel intimidated by females they see traps as a more obtainable option. They might be mentally ill, but they are still males, which most of these people will feel significantly more comfortable engaging in conversation with than real females. I think the "traps are better" or "traps aren't gay" memes are just a rationalization of deep seeded fears that they are not particularly eager to confront. Not only fear of facing real women, but fear of being a homo as well.

Once again I must say that I could be 100% wrong, I'm just spitballing some ideas here

Well of course it was a terrible experience considering my grandpa in a wig would be a more passable shemale. Do you have any taste? You basically ordered shit and expected it to taste like cake. All you can do now is own your mistake and go back for tranny round 2, with a decent one this time.

>>38094967
I think it's just people who are easily influenced/saturated with porn and masturbation not being able to think for themselves and call a meme a meme

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>>38091872
that is fucking disgusting OP

>tfw u lost ur virginity to a cute girl you liked
>tfw OP will never ever have the same experience

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Put me in the screen cap!!!

pic is my poop, what is wrong with me guys seriously? I don't know what I ate but my poop is green and I've been letting it sit in my toilet for a day now because I don't think it will flush

Help me anon

>>38095218
What have you been eating recently?

original comment in your ass

>>38091946
you came you faggot

>>38095218
Little Cesar's cheese pizzas

>>38095218
Oh thats captain crunch poop. I poop green when I ear that. Its probably the artificial coloring.

>>38091872

that tranny is fuckin disgusting

>be me
>be cripple in diapers who shits and pisses himself
>have not been violated by a man/tranny
>not jerked off or been jerked off by a man

feels not bad man

>>38091927
>she kept asking if I had cummed yet but I said no
fucking
even normal whores do this
don't fall for the prostitute meme

>>38095730
This.
Ive fucked about 10 of them and only a few never even brought it up.
Anytime you think you want to fuck a prostitute just force yourself to jackoff, or if you're desperate just try to fuck a drunk fat chick.

>>38091946
To be honest this sounds like a case of your homophobia conflicting with your homosexuality. Stop worrying about social norms and what your parents might think and just let yourself have a good time. Your story gave me a half-chub anyway, so not a very good cautionary tale

Could be worse desu

I had my graduation a week ago, I kept smelling this gassy smelly ghost fart, I thought it was the person next to me and everyone around me was all disgusted even I was kind of pissed off too because of these smelly farts during the graduation ceremony I got home later that night and I had a slight fart and picture my face with the sudden realization that my farts smell like the same fart stink from the graduation now for the rest of my life when I think of graduations I'll think of that really gassy ghost fart that just kind of escapes a loose butthole I literally ruined my entire college experience thanks for listening I had to get this off my chest

The saddest part of this story is that it sounds like the prostitute was actually being nice to you and trying to get you off while making you comfortable.

>>38092191
He'd be hot if he stopped painting his face like a Jersey clown and got a nose job. Nice body

I really don't get people who like traps, what is the point of liking a male with male genitalia but made to look like a girl its still a man, if you want to fuck men go fuck men what is the point in the tits ?

>>38093761
>>38093847
No one adores post-op abominations
It's all about the boipucci my guy
That shit is the tits

>>38091872
>Pretty look
>Look is that off a trashy slut
Obviously since it couldn't get its gender right it couldn't get its adjectives right.

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>>38091946
>>38091927
>>38091908
>>38091872
thanks man this just cracked me up for how shitty my life is currently thanks for your lose

>>38095861
Sexuality is not black or white for all people, some enjoy a dick on a feminine body. Not that confusing

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>>38092191
YHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

>>38095940
What kind of bird is this

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>>38095940
HAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

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HHHHAHAHAHAHAHAASDASDHAHAHAHA

>>38094967
If you're afraid of being homo then you shouldn't fuck dudes. Every time I see one of these threads they always end on "oh my god I can't believe I fucked a man my life is over"

What the fuck are you expecting exactly?

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>>38095940
>>38095949
>>38095980
>>38095989
Lmao this looks like that one adult swim character

pic related, literally what op fucked

>>38091872
Dumb ass nigga

just go to a chinese dick rub place

>>38095937
>some enjoy a dick on a feminine body
But isn't that a twink, not a trap?

>>38091946
You deserve it, desu.

Take it from a fellow NEET.

>>38094967
I think it's the fear of being homo too. The whole "traps aren't gay" are proof of that. It's a way to indulge in fag desires while deluding themselves they're fucking a 'woman'. That kind of denial is insane. If you're gonna be a fag, be a fag, not hide behind some meme.

Seems like a multi-faceted issue with traps to me, but the thing it all has in common are screwed up white males with extreme sexual dysfunction.

>>38095861
Traps don't have tits
Trannies do

>>38096042
It depends on how feminine they want to take it. Twinks are just smooth and slim, traps take it much farther

>>38096061
why can't they just be honest with themselves about what they want? it seems like at least half of so-called "robot" problems stem from that.

>>38096081
Sorta like how Christina Hendricks takes THICC much farther?

>>38096062
Wrong
Trap = any male who can pass as a female, which includes dudes who who have hormone titties or boob jobs. There seems to be this recent trend to pigeonhole the definition into just being crossdressing femboys, but that's some new internet bullshit

>>38096121
>Trap = any male who can pass as a female
The only one I've seen was linetrap and that was many many years before he got into actual porn

>>38091927
>130 pounds is 2 weeks of neetbux
That's really cheap.
Tell your government to get you more. Clearly you invest wisely.

But honestly anon. You react as if you didn't enjoy it. Is this guilt? Don't worry about it. Nobody but it remembers

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>>38091872
Someone explain the trap meme to me. How can anyone be attracted to a dude wearing lipstick?

>>38096093
Shame, self loathing, easier to hide than face unpleasant truth.

>>38091872
>this week in neet robot khv sexual experiences
>op fucks a fat guy wearing makeup

>>38096158
because they're either fags in the closet, or suck so bad with women and overwhelmed with lust and loneliness they fall for this absurd meme.

Those are the only two truthful reasons, the rest are bullshit.

>>38091946

As others have said, 'she' provided what you paid for and was professional about it (as opposed to acting bored or watching the clock etc). Don't blame her for it. Your own inner conflict is your problem, not hers.

At least you didn't beat her up like many repressed fags do after they fuck a tranny.

>>38092113

Oh please, you don't have to "love" them...but just do a regular hookup where both are on the same page as far as what the deal is.

Paying someone for sex is right off the bat a power imbalance and real sex shouldn't be like that

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>have futa fetish
>Go to backpages to find a ladyboy (Ausfag)
>Finally find one that looked exactly like a qt asian girl but with a uncut cock
>I turn up at her massage place
>She looks like a man with makeup with a bad boobjob
>1 hour of the most awkward massage of my life with "her" jerking my limp dick.
>She ejaculated on my back and ass then licked it off
>I didnt cum
>Kept rubbing my flaccid cock with her erection saying that mine is bigger even when soft and why won't i get hard?

1 hour came by and I left. Holy fuck why don't shemale actually look like females but with a cock?

>>38096238
>she ejaculated on my back
man i wanna see what that would've looked like sounds fucking hilarious
were you holding back tears as you were bent over with some dude looking at your hairy asshole jerking it?

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WHAT OP FUCKED WAS NOT A TRAP. IT WAS AN UGLY TRANS MAN. A TRAP IS A (NONTRANS) MALE WHO NATURALLY LOOKS AND ACTS EXTREMELY FEMININE. THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SO PLEASE STOP GROUPING THEM TOGETHER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
pic related btw

>>38096186
>so bad with women and overwhelmed with lust and loneliness
That's me and I've never thought of getting a trap.
An escort? Sure but not a guy pretending to be a woman

>>38096238
you and op both have trouble separating fantasy from reality

leave that futa shit to hentai

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>>38096258
>sounds fucking hilarious
Was not intending to be. It was one of the worst nights of my life to be honest.

I find myself looking on backpages every couple nights thinking if I should risk it again. I just want a passable Asian shemale where I don't sense it's really a he until the dick is out.

>>38096300
would a chick with strapon work?

>>38096309
This might work, but I want to grab "her" cock and play with it like my futa animes.

A dildo won't be the same.

>>38096315
why not take a vacation to thailand to get your sucky sucky fucky fucky on

>>38096260
>A TRAP IS A (NONTRANS)
Stop trying to change the definition you newfag dummy. The term "trap" literally came from posting shemales (aka mtf trans porn stars) and revealing the dick later on

>>38096333
Trap has changed it's meaning to a boy that looks like a female. A very very feminine boy. While not trying to look like a woman exactly.

While a shemale is trying to look like a full blown female but still has the cock.

>>38091872

Dude, even if you are larping let me give you some advice. You don't just grab some escorts webpage and call the grill (or trap) if you like the photos. Photos are always a fake.

You have to get into specialized forums, there are lots of guys sharing experiences with escorts. lurk which girl is really what she says it is, make sure she has good reputation (good service, things she do, % of photoshop, etc).

After doing that previous research, you call the grill/trap. Doing that little research frees you from bad experiences like the one you had.

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>>38096325
What do you think lads?

Should I go for #1

http://sydney.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/available-now-mascot-gorgeous-and-beautiful-body/17802472

or #2
http://sydney.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/tran-thai-gigi-in-sydney-cbd-for-few-day-0422815268/54721118


or #3
http://sydney.backpage.com.au/TranssexualEscorts/in-cbd-0421461295-ts-escort-syafiqa-in-sunway-now-versatile-shemale-goddess-escort-in-cbd/54085368
Personally, I am leaning to #3 for that small uncut cock.

>>38096382
Post pics, keeps redirecting me to the american version of the site.

>>38096382
i'm telling you right now 3 will end up looking like a dude in makeup again i'm leaning more towards 1 but 2 looks like they're fit so that's a bonus go 1 or 2 my nigger

Ahahahaha my sides

Someone post the screen cap of the anon who paid a trap to fuck, sucked 'her' dick and cried.

>>38096300
>It was one of the worst nights of my life to be honest.
>thinking if I should risk it again

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>>38094929
>>Not submissive (nothing submissive about cocks)

You are missing out on a lot of gay Dom/sub scenes if you believe this

>>38096412
Yes please. That thread was fucking gold

>>38094929
sauce? veyr original

>>38096042

Twinks are unquestionably male. Young boyish types who identify as gay men, not women or traps.

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>>38096382
>>38096238
I too have this fetish but I just do with strapon it isn't the same of course but there no way in fucking hell I'd risk going to some shemale that is obviously going to be a dude. Also you need to watch some shemale on female porn no matter what the shemale always sounds like male so much so I just mute the auto and fantasize about the shemale being a futanari.

>>38096260

SJW aleart!

Take it to /lgbt/, which might as well be called /tttt/ because any l, g, or b normal person is accused of being the domineering ruling class and hating trannies (cause, meet effect...but I digress).

So argue your deffy-nition of traps with SJW freaks who invest 89.875% of their entire energy in the screaming at people about what pronouns they use.

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>>38096412
Not it, but a similar trap thread

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jesus christ
this is some degeneracy right here

>>38096382
first one looks most like a woman. if it wasnt for the dick you couldnt tell. the others look like men.

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>>38096778
Ive booked #2 for tomorrow.

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>>38094125
>Hargevan

this made me laff so hard ty

>>38097433
So did you reconsider my original proposition?

>>38097449

o m g stop

>>38096260
That's a trans anime character it has breasts

>>38097050
you wont like it as soon as you hear them its gonna be bad.

>>38097050
Make sure you come back here and tell us what happened!

Here's how you do it:

>Go vegan
>Eat lots of fresh vegetables, legumes, beans, nuts, fruit, herbal tea
>Basic exercises three times a week (squats, bench, etc)
>Walk every day
>Do this for 6 months
>Find a random girl online
>If you're in Australia or similar place, use Gumtree to find a European backpacker
>Chat to her, be friendly and cool
>Ask her to give you a massage, insist non-sexual, make her feel safe, offer to meet her first in public
>After she's given you the massage, you're free to ask to go further

I once convinced three German backpackers to treat me like a pony, and another backpacker to urinate in my mouth. All were genuinely hot.

-33KHV though (never went through with any of it, just wanted to see if I could)

>>38095861
Because men are gay

holy shit dude.
can't you find a decent 200$ hooker?
i mean you fucking americans always go on craiglist for everything. why don't you go to some genuine hooker house with a good selection of hookers?

>>38097674
The op isn't american.
Yeah its possible to find cheap hookers but, it's illegal in damn near everywhere america.
Only in hooker houses in nevada it's kinda okay.

>>38095218
literally a shit post

insert forced originality

>>38091872
You should have found one that would fuck you in the ass you pathetic faggot, maybe it would be more to your taste

>>38091946
really funny. Thank you sweet OP. You probably won't care in 3-4 months; source: fucked and got fucked by a guy, girls are way better.

>Paying to fuck a trap in London

You can easily find much better looking traps in London that you can fuck for free using other outlets.
When I was living there I did it fairly frequently, I even recognise this particular trap.

Also I'm fairly sure she/he is a friend of several traps I banged. They all seem to know each other and socialise with each other. Most whore themselves out too but because they're mentally unstable you can always get a free fuck if you show them a slightest bit of humanity.


Hillarious OP.

Late to the thread but put me in the screencap please

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>>38091908
>go to her flat, it's a shit hole
>"she" is a pajeet
i bet her flat was the DESIGNATED shitting place

>>38092113
I lost my virginity to some random tinder hookup and I feel fine about it. IT was good practice for when I actually fucked my future oneitis about 7 months later

Better to lose to someone you don't give a shit about so you can do a better job for the person you do like

That'd fucking disgusting, end yourself

traps are not only gay, but fucking abominations. mentally ill abominations. you dont want a chick with a dick, you want a real woman. listen to me.

>>38091872
I cannot fathom the idea that someone would want to fuck her/him after looking at that picture.

>>38091927
>>start jacking off this man while she does these weird man moans


LOST, HOLY KEK, this is 4chan gold

Include me in the screencap

Fkn spaghetti originali

>>38091872
>>38091908
>>38091927
>>38091946
I went on grindr and literally sucked dick and made out with a guy
It's not a big deal if you just accept you're a fag

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funniest thing ive read inawhile. you shuda let her BUM YOU!

>>38091872
JUST LOOK WHAT YOU CHOOSE. NOT READING ALL OF YOUR TRASH STORY, DON'T EVEN HAVE TO. YOU DESERVE IT. THAT IS NOT A BOIPUCCI. NOT EVEN CUTE

>>38097579
What is this regarding to, I need to know.

>>38100106
>you dont want a chick with a dick, you want a real woman.
I don't, but that doesn't change that paying for hookers is a terrible idea.

>>38091872
>>38092191
>looked at these pictures
>think "I want to have sex with that"
>pay for sex with that
>surprised you had a bad time

?????

>>38091872

>Bromley lad
rofl

>>38091872
>130/hour
I'm on minimum wage while there are mentally ill men who get paid 130 to get their dicks sucked.

good job boys, this is r9k

>>38091872

jesus christ dude really ?

never really understood this trap meme, i can literally indentify a male feature even in the traps which people say are the most feminine.

Most of the times you can just cover their eyes and the chin will give them away.

If i ever get that desperate that i have to pay, i'll just get a eastern european 10/10 qt. go big or go home.

>>38093761
How did this get normalised? At what point did we decide, as a civilisation, to stop treating mental illness and instead do that to people?

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Fucking hate trannies

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I don't understand. Why didn't you just spend your neetbucks on a good onahole? You're not getting any value running the risk catching diseases.

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Did sb already screencap this?

The whole point of a tranny prostitute is to top you...

>>38091908
>expect her to look like her picture but boy was I wrong
But he already looked very manly in the picture you posted.

I was really dissapointed when I had sex. My masturbation technique is 10/10 and honestly feels better.

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>get on the bus and arrive in her area at
>arrive in her area at
>her area
>her

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>>38100736

Here it is.
I don't have much experience with screencaps, I hope it's decent

Does anyone remember the thread a few months back about another anon losing his virginity to a tranny hooker? Except in that case he was actually fucked in the ass? Need a screencap lads

>>38101008
You forgot to include the Australian anon

>>38095218
Most artificial colorings turn green in your poop.

>>38101008

Its shit.

Add these posts

>>38100634
>>38099753
>>38096749
>>38096158
>>38095989
>>38095980
>>38096020
>>38094956
>>38094819
>>38093826

>>38101008

Oh and forgot this one too.

>>38100952

>>38101008
Don't include the guy requesting a screencap. He can fuck off.

Archive pls.

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>>38100579
I suspect it has something to do with pic related.

> Robots still believe boipucci is the future

No, fucking nerdy sluts you met on Discord is the future.

>>38092241

Left one literally looks like fucking Mr Bean with a tan.

How deluded are you?

>>38091872
Should've fucked a femboy, tranny futa hookers are nasty

>>38091872
>fucking a trap for a meme
What the fuck? Are you retar-
>/r9k/
oh, right, proceed.

>>38097579
>three German backpackers to treat me like a pony, and another backpacker to urinate in my mouth.
This isn't impressive. Every german girl is this degenerate and more. I'd say you got with the more prude ones.

>>38101136

Will add them

>>38091872
>Singaporean
She looks like a pajeet

>>38094662
>national and ethnic identity
No you idiot it was filled by normal life experiences which didn't involve a hermitic neetbux existence

>>38099753
Singapore isn't anywhere near India you moron. They're chinks.

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>>38093761
Damn what the fuck dog LOL

>>38091872
All this sounds like you just took the wrong approach. Maybe instead of fucking a trap, you'd be better to dress up as a trap and get fucked yourself.

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>>38101136
>>38101147

Done.
Added some of them

>>38091872
>>38091908
>>38091927
>>38091946

jesus christ lad, step back from 4chan. you would have never gone threw with this if you didnt spend all your time looking at the unhealthy shit on here

>>38102272
Are you sure it doesn't have anything to do with traps being superior in all ways to genetic women?

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>>38091872
>this abomination
>looking pretty good
negro what

>>38101977
Pretty good, and original, thanks

>>38091872
You put your peepee in a poo in loo!

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>>38091946
>>38091927
>>38091908
I cant stop fucking laughing at you

>>38101315
No, anon. Android waifus with artificial wombs are the future.

>>38101760
Theres Indians there. Like 10%.

Why do you robots never learn? Reality is NEVER like what you see in porn. No wonder most of you are clueless virgins

Of course you'd think its a meme when you fuck one this ugly jesus christ

>>38101841
Thats not a trap tho thats an obvious tranny learn the difference anon

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>>38102994
>>38102960
>>38102346

even after reading OP's tale of horror, there are still robots clinging to the trap meme, just sad.

Wow I can't believe it was a disgusting mortifying experience. It's almost like all the trap threads and trap love is made by other disgusting transvestites in order to look at themselves in the mirror every morning without bursting into tears. At least now you know pal.

>>38091946
That is the best greentext I've read in months. You've brought back /r9k/, if for a single thread.

>>38100541
this

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>>38091872
Damn dude.... I don't even know what to say...

>>38103057
>using a trashy tranny as an argument

>>38091872
Hahahahah how in the FUCK did you go for something as UGLY as that?????

Hahahahhhahhha

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I wasn't a virgin, didn't overpay for escort, she even gave me some money back at the end without me asking, am I chad?

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>Woke up and got a weird message from a Brit sperg
>'Another one of these trap lovers who dont appreaciate shemales'
>Says he wants to come and meet me.
>Assume he is virgin because why would a youngling fuck me?
>One hour prior to our rendezvous I see him get of the bus and sit at a restaurant
>People looking at him funny for wearing some stupid video game shirt
>Feel sorry for him and ask if he's here already
>Says he just arrived by car
>fuckingliar.jpg
>Dont think too much of it and invite him in
>He comes in sweaty as fuck and reeks of a horrendous smell
>Ask him to shower asap
>He stutters in his girly voice he just showerd, but I cant understand it
>He makes his way in the shower
>Lay on the bed in my panties and bra. Rubbing my cock to thought of fucking another one of those gay trap lovers
>He's finally done after 25 minutes and shows up in his boxers
>Want to make him feels easy and whisper in his ear he will have a great time
>Massage his shoulders slowly
>Ask the retard if he has my many
>'y-yeah let me get it'
>Comes back with a my little pony wallet and gives me my quid
>Finally go in and grabs his small flaccid cock
>Suck and it but it doesnt get hard
>The sperg suddenly mutters 'f-fug....b-benis up :(('
>This isnt going to work so I whip out my tits
>He starts licking on them and whispers cowtitties in my ears
>After 5 minutes I ask what position he wants
>'D-doggo'
>Grab his dick, which is finally erect, and put it in my anus
>He looks visibly uncomfortable but i continue
>This isnt going to work so I try to switch it up
>I ask him to suck my 9 inch cock and he does it
>thefuckingmadman.avi
>I cum in his mouth and it looks he is about to cry
>Stroke his dick one last time and he cums
>Time to wrap it all up
>He suddenly tries to leave quickly but i hug and kiss him
>As he runs out of well-organized apartment i hear him mumble 'traps arent gay'
>He just had sex with a man
>Isnt gay
>See him leave on the bus. the fucking liar.

Bloody fags

>>38103869
I knew a guy who larp'ed as a review service guy and got escort bitches to fuck him for free.

But damn, you got money back? yeah, that's chad-tier if she paid you.

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I knew boipussy was a meme when even robinbanks14 gave up on it after living in a house full of traps. Now he has a qt black gf.

>>38096061
>I think it's the fear of being homo too. The whole "traps aren't gay" are proof of that.

Its really not. I use to browse futanari palace a lot and we'd have these discussions, this was before shemale porn was mainstream. We were all the same in that we like dickgirl porn like shemales and stuff, but we had no attraction to men in real life, so we just assumed that it was just a porn thing and it didn't mean we were actually gay. And that's where traps aren't gay comes from. You fap to tranny porn, go outside and are only attracted to woman, naturally you base you orientation off of real life and not porn, but some people believe what you fap to is also a part of your orientation, and so the r traps gay debates began.

>>38103909
funny and underrated

>>38105092
Um, whatever works for you. You're still fapping to something with a dick, that's gay. This is a great example of the mental gymnastics trap lovers do to justify traps 'aren't gay'.

>>38091872
>2008-2012.
>All the NEETs I know are nerdy and calm, rational people who keep their heads down and don't harm anyone, focus on interests and do cool things like talk about their D&D campaigns in detail and mod games.

>2014-2017
>Most of my friends have become trannies, gone off the rails, got into drugs, have gone on a lust driven self destructive suicide run, are fucking STD ridden hookers, have fallen for political extremism, both right and left and every third word out of their mouth is a meme, ironic, ofcourse.

What happened, dudes.

>>38093446
>tfw my tax dollars are paying for some degenerate neet's degenerate hookups

This thread is why I quit sissy shit long time ago

>>38105201

>You're still fapping to something with a dick, that's gay.

obviously, but since we aren't attracted to men in real life we just call ourselves straight so people won't get the wrong idea that we are actually interested in dating guys. its more of a convenience thing than denial. I'd gladly call myself bi if I was interested in hooking up with guys.

>>38102960
>>38103057
he's right the ugos are ugly and op's tranny sound like a hon
ones with female voices and whoa actually are good looking and not this ugly shit are god tier I have been with over 20 trannies my nigga it's not a meme but also not for everyone only about 10% of men like trannies and can enjoy the best sex of their lives others stick with roasties

>>38105346
>implying traps aren't guys

you just like feminine men, not masculine men.

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>>38091872
you made the mistake of fucking a non latin tranny they are the best and the only ones worth Fucking
The meme is that the "cute" ones are worth anything They are femboys and they stink and will be ugly in a couple of years (gay death )you actually want to go after the "big" tranny looking ones they are better and if they are latina they are often still smaller than you

>>38105402

yeah but I don't want to fuck them either, if you want something feminine you may as well just fuck a girl. but you never know, maybe I'll meet a trap some day and have a good ol time, I like to keep an open mind, but I just don't see it happening so I don't broadcast my latent bisexuality as if its something important like other people do.

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>>38103909
kek lads

>>38105500

I wonder how many stds they have between the 4 of them

>>38103909
>youngling
someone needs to somehow make this into a shemale star wars shop. I need to download ps again ASAP.

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>>38105288
Don't blame me Hitler was right its just some people can't handle the truth so they turn to weird shit like trannies, drugs, and leftist garbage.

>>38105622
probably less than a college dorm hall

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>mfw I also went to a transsexual prostitute and enjoyed my time with her and sometimes still think about it

You just chose the wrong gurl, anon. Maybe try again?

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>>38091872
>>38091908
>>38091927
>>38091946
Best greentext I've read in ages. Thanks OP!

>>38091872
Best thread in months, good job OP

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>>38103909
OP BTFO!

ahahahjahdasjh

>>38105819
>You just chose the wrong gurl, anon. Maybe try again?

this mate op's pick is gross looking and sounds like a femboy