How can men complain about being lonely when they have such unreasonable

That comic and your sentences go both ways you know.

My standards are be female and don't be a whore. I think those are pretty reasonable standards

>>38091467
That pic is the opposite of what is actually happening.

Girl chases Chad, gets pumped&dumped, beta orbiter comforts her, only for the girl to keep chasing chad.

As for me and many other guys here, my only standard is be a girl and have a likable personality.

>>38091467
I've lowered my standars to literal orcs, whales and even trannies. Still no gf.

>>38091467
>1/10 tumblrites =/= reasonable
People like you are the reason we need to bring back public hangings.

I feel as this is a double standard meaning guys and girls can act this way

>>38091467
I wish I had a glue girl

>>38091514
Wow, way to still be super picky. There are some nice whales, orcs, and trannies out there

>>38091467
>implying females ever talk to me outside of work

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> There's someone for everything

Jebus. This meme again.

>>38091467
You are fucking dumb. There are more young men than young women and as a result there are left over guys who dont get shit.

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>>38091467
>implying it is not me not reaching their standards
stop it op
stop it
STOOOP IIIIIT

>>38091467
instead of replying to a stupid bait thread let's talk about your favorite hobby and why? mine is fishing since you just get to sit by yourself listening to nice music over a pretty lake and fish also taste great

>>38091570
Are there really? Literally every school/ work place I have been at have always been a majority female.

>>38091467
The pink girl is dumb and entitled.

>>38091467
I know, as an ugly manlet I should probably concede my standards to date obese women. I'd honestly rather the dignity of not. All I'd need to give a girl a chance is her be a female, breathing, not horrifically deformed, and not heavier than me. That's it. That's all I want. Those standards probably leave 60% of women open to me. Just not the 60% that would be amenable to dating me.

I know I'm shallow for wanting a woman to look past my flaws (ugly, manlet) when I won't look past obesity. I wish intelligence and work ethic counted for something...

>>38091614
I do love fishing. Very chill hobby, great way to de-stress. I hate when 10 other people crowd around my spot, though.

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>TFW no one wants a fatty. I really should just kms.

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I'll take one clingy submissive high functioning autistic shy virgin girl please to marry

oh wait standards too high i better read a red pill MGTOW blog on how to fuck drunk bar sluts and swipe on tinder

>>38091498
you are asking for too much. sorry

>>38091467
desu I would take what I could, but THERE IS FUCKING NONE FOR ME, there isn't a girl for a guy like me so fuck you.

>>38091812
post belly if you're legit

>>38091812
What are your hobbies? Where do you live?

>>38091812
if you're a grill, you could probably find a chubby-chaser. manlet-chasers don't exist.

The only reason I don't want to date an obese woman (chubby is fine) is the lifestyle. obesity is indicative of other issues in my experience. take initiative, get onto an elliptical, count cals and you could lose the weight. it's hard (I've dieted to lose weight before, it sucks) but it is always worth it. be happy knowing that the single largest indicator of your attractiveness to the opposite sex (for men it's height) isn't an unchangeable monolith that rules you out of 75% of the female population

>>38091467
>How can men complain about being lonely
it is all ironic shit posting
but ya you can't have shit standards, otherwise you mind end up with someone who is not right for you.

>>38091888
And risk getting banned from this beautiful board...no thank you!

>>38091942
Go to soc, find a chubby thread and post it there.

>>38091914
I know I totally could. Would that be weird? I wouldn't want someone who just likes me for my body. I want someone that shares my interests and core values as well.

I am trying to lose it. I know it will just take time.

basically, this is how to get a gf: don't bother with irl, that's boring and messy, and you'll only meet normies. don't bother with dating sites, you'll only get 3x divorced scumbags. do you have any hang out places other than r9k? i don't know how many girls are on this board. it is for the best to befriend girls who hang out in a hobby-centric forum that you go to, so you already know they have some of the same interests as you. something important to keep in mind is that if you have just met them it may seem like they are flirting if they're being super nice or polite, but consider it nothing but default conversation. it might take a few months but if you know enough girls a lot of them will be single, this is the internet after all so they'll probably be used to weirdos or are weirdos themselves. ask them out if they start dropping really obvious hints like talking about porn or other tmi stuff.

i know it's really easy to get hung up on things like "girls only like rich/tall guys", but if she isn't a complete cunt she won't care about that stuff. shorter guys are less intimidating and rich guys are assholes anyway.

>>38091966
people view you as a whole package
the person is inseparable from the body.

>>38092032
>>38091966
also you likely can find what you're looking for if you look into people of similar levels of attractiveness and weight. people who condemn men for having standards too high likely have their own as well...

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>>38091467
>Implying I would leave a woman who cared and was loyal and loving.
No, I've only dumped whores.

>>38092057
I never have been hung up on looks. I always fall for personality as cheesy as that sounds.

I have liked some odd looking dudes but have always been to shy to approach them.

>>38091980
There's this girl I talk to in real life that does TMI talk with me and I think she thinks I might be gay cos she even showed me her panties (she had a hole in her pants between her thighs). Also she is currently breaking up with her boyfriend and she gives me all the details about that. She also stares at me kind of. It all stresses me out because she's so much better than me as a person with a strong plan for her future. Errgggh.

If what OP says is true, then many anons would have stories about the times they rejected girls, or had to awkwardly get out of a flirtatious situation with someone they found unattractive.

Nice bait. In reality, most men here have never been hit on, and have no idea what's it's like to feel attractive.

>>38091812
>mfw she responds to everyone but me
YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH WHORE DIE DIE DIE KILL YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU DISGUSTING LANDWHALE FAT FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38091980
>but if she isn't a complete cunt
attraction isn't rational. studies show time and again that virtually all women far and away prefer tall men.
doesn't matter how nice the girl is, if she can't find herself attracted to you, that's that.
I don't even know if I'm deluding myself and rationalizing my romantic failure at this point

>>38091467
What people are not getting is that this is a statement about "not like the other stacy's" stacy's and chads.

I don't ask for much at all.
You could go to /soc/ and say this and it'd probably be true though.

You're the red woman in the picture op.

>>38092162
Hehe. You sound so cute and loveable. I know we would have been a perfect match. Oh well.

>>38091980
ONLY BOARDS I BROWSE WOULD HAVE TO BE R INCELS AND WIZ CHAN AND HERE OUT OF old HABIT

THE WOMYN RUNNETH OVER

>>38092106
>I always fall for personality as cheesy as that sounds
everyone says that, but I'll take your statement at face value lol

>have always been to shy to approach them.
that's where dating sucks for women, it's taboo to take initiative. Are you showing interest to these men? Starting conversation, eye contact, smiling, slightly-more-than-normal touchy, laughing a lot, etc.
Make it more than obvious to this guy that you're into him. If you're too shy to take even that initiative, THAT's the issue, not your weight. Unless you're seriously obese, you can still find relationships.
sorry if I'm patronizing you here, sorta common knowledge but you never know lol

>>38091942
>>38091812
I would date a fatty, but you're a fat man

>>38092106
hi its me your personality. are you fallen yet?

>>38092171
in my experience, physical standards can relax if you like the person a whole lot. i know what the surveys say, but most girls i know prefer normal height guys to weird long alien limbs.

>>38092283
I am trying my best! Even have been on a few dates (but they always end up going nowhere).

I try all that stuff but I don't know how well I am actually doing it. I think most times it was me just being awkward. I don't know what's an appropriate move to make is half the time....if I am going to fast or to slow.

>>38092330
All I see is girls on my college campus with guys 6'0+. I resent how much of a charismatic great guy I need to be to deserve the love of a woman.

>>38092106
Well i guess at least as a female you are not excpeted to be the one approaching guys, meanwhile me as a guy im expected to approach a girl i like and tbqh its impossible for me because fucking shyness
im not good looking at all, but i get a lot of looks and signs by girls (probly because in my country people are not attractive at all and i quite stand out)
hurts knowing every time i get interested in a girl nothing will happen because im a fucking insecure faggot

>>38091489
Fpbp teebeeaych faberly

>>38092316
Nothing wrong with being a fat man. I am proud of myself

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KkIclo0Sh3

>>38092386
>man
?
orgidjfg

>>38092375
I just don't know how to change this mindset. I have a few friends that just hit on everything that moves. I don't know how it doesn't just kill them.

I feel at least it's getting a little more equal. Many of my friends approached their boyfriends first.

>>38092379
fibbler fobbl flip flop lmao kekkkooo ekooo ekkkkoo

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>>38092407
I am what I am. Confusing.

>>38092386
post contact dude
your voice is cute

>>38092438
You a FtM or something?

>>38092359
yeah silly, first thing i said is no normies, no dating sites.

>>38092148
On point bro. There are men that go their entire lifes without a single drop of female attention, and lot of them are on this board, and OP says those same dudes reject girls that never approach them. people should think more before shitposting

>>38092386
Wtf that doesnt sound like a fucking man at all
Is that your real voice?

>>38092148
That happened to me twice and im not even attractive.
One was a roastie that had the hots for me for no apparent reason. I couldnt care less. And politely declined. She was angry but that was that. Now why would any girl act different with someone that is interested in her and she is not?

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>>38092247

You are ready.

[email protected]

>>38092358
That's something people on an anonymous depressionposting board can't help with. Just play it by ear. Don't try to guess what the right move is, just what you feel is the correct pace
I don't get why you were saying you wanted to kys earlier when you're getting dates, lol

>>38092477
I am just me.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uSOiBBX0bN

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>>38091527
>>38092162

Take back this land. And give it back to the people.

[email protected]

>>38091467
I want a women who can sling iron and hunt/fish/hike...I want a women who isnt crazy or a slut.
Thats not a big ass unrealistic standard thats what you look for when you want a reliable women.

>>38092419
I guess that happens when you have an interesting personality
Tbqh im pretty boring so i cant complain at all

>>38092549
Mainly a joke. I might be chunky, but people still think I am cute. I identify as a Robot since I still am a KV.

>>38092562
>>38092517
>you're literally only one person recruiting
Good luck . I'll be watching.

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>>38092478
You only say find them on a hobby-centric forum or something
All of my hobbies are entirely male-dominated. women on hobby-centric forums for those things are virtually nonexistent.

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>>38092562
This land belongs to Europa.
For Leonitus.

>>38092500
I don't know. I might not be real

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qa5Jiliv3H

>>38092602

It's my job. I clear the recruits, then I train them.

>>38091467
>just world fallacy
out

>>38092640
Do you have titties?

>>38092579
It's okay. I am not that interesting either! Hence the reason I am posting on 4chan on a nice Saturday evening.

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>>38092640
You sound like a tranny famalam
I want to guess what are you can you post more?

>>38092698
Sounds like a fun game. Any requests?

>>38092629
hmm, that is a little harder...most of the people i hang out with have entertainment related (tv, sports, comics) interests. i don't want to say broaden your hobby pool just to get a date, but if someone comes along who likes the same stuff as you, that would be wonderful. good luck, anon, i hope you meet someone cool.

>>38092731
say "niggers tongue my anus"
sdfrser

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>>38092678
Well i have an exposition at monday , its saturday 11pm, havent even started but here i am wasting my time again

>>38092776
Couldn't pick anything nicer?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s151Wae0LYAA

>>38092731
Mmm
Say you love and you will never leave me
:'^)

>>38092821
do the daddy's cummies copypasta

>>38092844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sZooB6zQMN
close enough

>>38092844
Hahaha. If it makes you feel better I did it

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WpD8LDRDp0

>>38092891
10/10 way better than my voice

>>38092901
Thanks buddy
It actually made me feel a bit better
I suppose you are a guy right?

>>38092919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XA9nnljCq4

>>38092887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SDC1ZTuFjw

I...I actually did it

>>38092929

Obviously. Although I guess you could consider gay people girls.

>>38092929
See, what's the fun in really knowing? Fucked either way

>>38092980
muh dick
dfgdfgr

>>38092993
Hooray. We have a guess. But is this person right? I don't know...Maybe

>>38092993
Thanks for telling me, i almost fapped to that audio
>tfw no girl will ever say that to me irl

>>38092901
Disgusting. This is the sound of deception and false promises and I don't just mean that because it's a vocaroo request. Also, "baby" is the worst pet name. I'm not requestee, but I had hoped the tone would have been more somber instead of something you'd hear a crazy girl say after chad's one night stand.

>>38091467
I don't care if someone is overweight, or transexual, or whatever. I just want to be with someone I connect with, and who isn't likely to sleep around.

>>38093030
Sorry my voice displeased you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UVaD1mNysX

>>38093025
Haha.Fuck. You actually think I am a guy? Maybe I do have a weird voice.

>>38093085
Now say:
I dont like chads big cock, i love your tiny dick anon

>>38093085
do a joi pls

>>38093107
Seriousy are you a girl or a boy?
You are confusing my dick nigga don do this to me

I don't know, men are truly terrible. Women wouldnt do that.

>>38093152
I am a female.....thanks for ruining the fun.

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>>38092562
>>38092517
>Taking back lost land instead of claiming you own

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>>38093025
>>38093107

>will he fall for the 4chin troll?

Find out next time on Nature.

>>38093133
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hy38bZTSoi

Tiny dicks for life, yo

>>38091512
"Opposite"
Has it occurred to you maybe men and women do this to each other?

>>38093170
B-but you were the one saying you werent a boy
Fuck sorry!

>>38093192
T-thanks again buddy
Im pathetic i know

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>>38092517
>>38092562
>he's unironically acting like womyn-hating on an obscure image board is worthy of a shady secret society invite that's almost certainly just a retarded LARP

>>38093200
I just don't want to be called a roastie whore and booed out the thread. I prefer the guess work.

>>38093265
Tbqh i still dont believe you are a female
Nevermind can you sing something?

>>38093221
Any other requests? I don't mind. I am super bored and this is fun

>>38093283
you'd make my night
>>38093150

>>38091467
>not being fat
>not being a whore
>unreasonable standards

Women are shit

>>38093152
>>38093170

This is the part where she says female(male). Don't get scammed laddy.

>>38093283
Say this:
Toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ogHZ6YuITN
I'm a female

>>38093390
Bullshit
You sound like a tranny m8 you think im stupid?

>>38093282
I hate my voice.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q6jyH9u62C

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Here are my standards:
>biological female
>don't be ashamed to be seen with me in public

That's literally it

>>38093412
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0issB8DYiL5

>>38091498
>don't be a whore
>reasonable standard
Not if you live in a white country

>>38093429
Oooooow
Why tho?
Sounds pretty cute anon

>>38093288
I am the darkness. I am the night

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sAtbDDCXdT

>>38093429
There it is. The thing that makes me sob and cry myself to sleep.

>>38093484
Noooooo! I don't want that to happen. Happy thoughts anon

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>>38093429
Fuck me.

You made me realize how much I miss the female voice.
It's not really something you think of that matters.
But it really sounds nice. She doesn't even need any talent or special voice, just a feminine demeanor.
I'm pathetic.

>>38093192
I recognize you everytime in a vocaroo thread because of how you pronounce anon. Also because you have the flip side of my voice. You sound like a warm motherly figure and I sound like a child.

>>38091467
>implying
I fucking stuck with that idiotic jerk everyday she needed me for YEARS after she had been abused and assaulted by other people. We were best fucking friends and I would do anything for her because I loved her and to be honest she was the only person who didn't look at me with pity or believe some rumor started in middle school about me, for fucks sake I was the only person who even went to her birthdays and she lived half an hour away from me. And she repaid me by calling me a molester and a creep despite the fact that the most we had ever done together in terms of contact was fucking hugging. She then went on to use her new story of being molested by the creepy abomination that hides in the mathpod during lunch to gain a new friend group and completely forgot about me for months, only stopping once and making up some bullshit about why she did it. I was beyond heart broken, my only friend in the world THREW ME AWAY LIKE I WAS TRASH and made the hell of my existence just the littlest bit darker. Don't you dare accuse me of abandoning anyone or being careless, I still care about her years later.

>>38093547
Two sentences into this wall of text and I already hate you and hope she saw you as just a friend. Please kill yourself

>>38091467
>women do the same thing except their standards are way higher for no particular reason
not going to say its just women, all of humanity does it and calls other people out for it, but women tend to be way more unrealistic in what they think they can achieve sexually.

>>38093533
Honestly, I proably do have that type of voice. I work in multiple professions that revolve around kids. I try an sound sweet and caring for them.

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PSA: There are anons who specifically pose as females in an attempt to gather orbiters to buy them things. You have been warned.

>>38093513
You are not pathetic. Just a little lonely it seems. We have all been there.

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>>38093547
That's terrible, anon. I'm sure OP didn't mean every boy here. I'm sorry.

>>38091467
>Later, Basic-Bitch!
>Yo Stacy, wait up!
>Let me orbit that ass like the moon around Earth.

why are people vocaroo posting in this thread
am i supposed to do it too
no im not girl

>>38093638
Do it. I want to hear that sexy voice.

i'm a 9/10 with decent prospects on the horizon.
why the fuck wouldn't i have high standards.
fuck off roastie cunt.

>>38091467
>unreasonable standards

My only standard is: not fat and needs to be feminine in some way to get my dick up

>>38093608
I'm told I'm very motherly, but I have the voice of a nervous child. I'd like to work with children, but it would remind me daily that I will never have my own and I'd become sad. Although I used to work with special education teens.

>>38093655
>sexy voice
anon i just said i'm not a girl

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>>38093547

What is your opinion of women now, brother?

>>38093482
Can you say:
PEGASUS RYU SEI KEN!
Now please?

Many men use tinder by simply swiping right on everyone and they still don't get matches. Women are so naive.

The worst is when a girl thinks she's special because men want to fuck her. It makes me irrationally angry.

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>>38093192
>>38093429
>>38093482
desu I hate when females talk like this.
it just sounds WAY too fake, like shit I would hear on a cheesy phone sex commercial at 3AM
a girl just talking normally but in an odd/exotic way gets me much more turned on than that sensual bullshit

>>38093666
They weirdly become like your own children. You melt everytime they do something nice and feel true worry when you know they are going through something difficult.

Don't be afraid to pursue a job in education. It's truly rewarding.

>>38093608
Okay, anon. Before I go, could you wish me a good night and I don't know, maybe to have a good day tomorrow. But also say it as if I were already asleep and you didn't want to wake me up. Are you still here?

>>38093666
Your voice sounds pretty good anin, is cute and soothing
Satanic trips confirm it

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>>38093666

The children you care for are your children anon.

you need to get the fuck off this board

My only standards are not obese, and a decent human being in terms of intelligence and morality.

>>38093690
It might just be her voice.
People accused me of having a fake voice so much I often deepen it.

>>38093482
fuuuuuuuuck
orgdf

>>38093704
I am not vocaroo anon. Sorry. But holy shit. I didn't even realize I got trips.
>>38093716
No they aren't. Being a teacher isn't the same as being a mother.

>>38093703
Good night. Sleep well :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06t4xMWvae5

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>>38093689

Will you start the fire brother?

[email protected]

>>38093743
Fuck? Are you alright there? Did I do something weird haha

>>38093773
you seem like a legitimately kind-hearted person, not even white knighting
maybe it's just for attention but I like to think you're doing this to make anons happy

>>38093837
I assure you, you did nothing wrong
maybe a bit weird though

>>38093840
I don't really like attention....I mean sometimes it's nice.

I know sometimes people feel better when someone talks with them (or to them). It's just something silly I enjoy doing.

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>tfw when a woman's voice can make your dick move

>tfw you know it's female(male)

I want off.

I'm a female

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CUvwqiam3P
How's my voice?

>>38093770
Why is no the same?
Kids spend more or at least imilar time with their teachers than they do with their family, u are like the kids second mother, dont give up anon when you see those kids alredy grown ups you will feel something that words cant describe, knowing how you met them when they were so ypung and how they have grown during all those years
Im not good with words desu but a teacherd is as important as a mother could be to a child

> less than 2 partner in a one year window
>not fat
>intelligence and curiosity are a plus
>decent looking, beautiful soul

I think im not being too restrictive but ive yet to find one woman who fitted since ive broken up with my ex

>>38091467
>be skinny and 5 8'
>ask out a fat girl with acne
>she tells me she's a lesbian
>this has happened 4 times
Couldn't be that women have standards that are way too high. Oh no, that would insinuate there's something wrong with their standards.

I laughed too hard in an original way

>>38093928
Honestly, I would agree. Your voice is way better than mine. Such sass

>>38093468
Now show me a brown country where they are aren't whores

>>38093932
Thank you, anon, that's a kind perspective.
But when I think of raising children it's not just the literal child. It's the husband and the family and knowing your child is part of you and your beloved.
I go to a medical school and there's a glass wall by the hospital playground. I see the couples playing with their children and sometimes I cry.

>>38093981
>>38093928
I meant this for (You) oops

>>38094027
Any non-spic brown country (Except Lebanon)

>>38094061
Sorry to hear that but have you considered adopting kids?
Anyway you seem like aa very kind hearted person, dont give up on it anon

>>38094088
Look me in the eye and tell me that if I went to flipland or Japan or Korea the women who swarm me when I get off the plane would be virgins

>>38091812
>I should just kms
Or you know... just lose weight

>>38094068
>>38093985
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FWRLtPzZoM

>>38094221
I wanna hear you ree senpai

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>>38091668
Yes, men die like flies and they generally don't equalize until ~30

>>38094261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nuhVPoyTPy
took a couple tried, but I think I got it.

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>>38091467

No no no no, fuck off. This comic is what actually happens to robots.

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I'm posting this to save it on another PC, don't mind me

As long as a girl is not obese, there will be a man who will want to fuck her.

They can even be retarded in the literal sense, men don't care.

You can't say the same for the opposite

>>38091498
unfortunately you call all women whores, sooooo

>>38094388

Nah, even fatties have chubby chasers. A girl can look like almost virtually anything and she'll have options.

>>38094365
quality ree 10/10

>>38094417

I found a whore lads. What should we do with it?

>inb4 poke with dick

>Someone for everyone

Daily reminder that like 90% of females that ever lived reproduced while only 50% of males every reproduced due to death, illness and not being wanted

>>38094417
he said don't be a whore. Didn't attribute that to all women. leave roastie.

>>38095219

Funnily she called all women whores assuming that's what he meant.

>>38091467
BULL FUCKING SHIT. That comic is fucking bullshit BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! Its a fucking girl who breaks up with an alpha while the NICE GUY comes in and gets FRIENDZONED and she goes after the chad again. fuck this comic

>>38093547
thats what you get for trusting a women

>>38095287

I made the real version here >>38094371

>>38092142
Not op, but I have a girlfriend who I'm happy with so I guess I'll chime in. Have some confidence. It can easily make or break most actions you do. We're all social animals, and odds are that if you're comfortable with something, others are more likely to be comfortable too (with the exception of extreme autism). If she's comfortable talking with you about this stuff, I'd imagine she wouldn't mind hearing what you have to say. So, if there's anything you want to tell her, maybe don't assume she thinks you're gay, be direct, and talk to her openly. My girlfriend was really shy when we first met, but things like this helped make her comfortable, which is partly why she liked me

Stop feeding the attention whores. Do not reply to female posters.

>>38093671
I avoid them, I learned my lesson.

>>38095323
Yeah, should have known better.

>>38091570
No the difference in gender population is negligible. It's the 80-20 ratio that cause the deficit

>>38091467
Lowering your standards doesn't mean others will lower theirs. Robots fail to meet the standards of others; if they can attract women and reject them, they aren't robots.

And fuck that sympathybait comic, it would be ridiculed if the sexes were reversed. Pink probably has guys she's ignoring in favor of blue boy.

I gotta be honest, I've yet to see what this comic or your sentence portray in real life.

Has anybody else?

>>38094677
It helps that they're the gatekeepers of sex, too

>>38096775
No. I repair myself. Sort of.
This is Chad being 'broken' and settling for a temporary gf while he recoups.
>Chad doesn't break
Yeah right. Women are the epitome of cruelty. If you think your letdowns are bad you don't even want to know.

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>le there is someone for everyone meme

Nope, not true

>>38096775
I kinda have
I have "gone after" like 1 girl in my life and when things were going sour with her I cried to a friend who I knew had a crush on me. She helped build me back up and be happy again.

I never went after her because I valued her too much and knew I wouldn't make a good companion at the time. My philosophy was to practice with other girls before I go after her.

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I don't know who to seek, I don't know where to search, I don't know.

Women die poor and men die rich. If youre that obsessed with finding a cutie then better yourself and youll eventually attract a girl when youre older and more successful.

>>38097872
You are on the steps of a path that will remove your suffering. Seek and you'll lose it.

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>>38098032
Yes, I see, thank You.
I only hope to alleviate it sooner, than later.
Wouldn't want to fall again, not able to get back up on my own, with no one to give me a shoulder to rest on.

>>38098078
You'll be fine, whoever you are. We'll all be stardust and new things in time.

>>38092566
I want a man who cam do all those things and who understands the difference between plural and singular.

>>38091467
True, but most of r9k thinks they deserve some cutie pure girl. The reality is that over half of women in the US are overweight and ugly. 40% are obese. Most of you betas need to settle for these girls, who have probably been blacked by tyrone, and get over yourselves.

>>38091812
just lose weight you idiot

I'm sure there is a guy out there just like me who binges tv/anime and doesn't fuck around too much with video games, probably hundreds of guys, doesn't mean I would be attracted to them ... Shit, that doesn't even pass for a personality. So it goes both ways. People don't just gravitate toward each other when they are mutually uninteresting and lazy, it's nature's way of correcting itself.

>>38099311
You go ahead and do that, champ.

>>38099311
It's legitimately better to be alone than be with those women in that case.

>>38099311
I'm not ugly and obese myself, though.

The problem here is that being "beta" for a guy is somehow equated to a woman being ugly and/or obese. I understand where this comes from and how it does actually apply to what a lot of men and women find attractive and unattractive, but to me it doesn't matter because I don't want a girl who's attracted to Chads any way. I would rather be alone than be with someone who isn't right for me. I just want someone who is similar to myself in values, personality, interests, and with decent physical attractiveness which I have myself.