>tfw I will never get to experience cult life >tfw will

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>>38088843
>Should we all just join cults r9k
No, not unless somebody made one here and we just all join it or something. What are the odds of that happening?

>>38088843
Isn't /r9k/ already a cult pretty much

>>38088942
What would a robot cult even be like? Would it be focused on self-improvement, or will it be about being the most robot-like?

>>38088989
I'm not sure. It'd probably be one of those cults that would try to cause a disaster, or disasters, that make it on TV. It's not like robots have no free time to plan out something like that, even though chances are they won't go through with it.

>>38088843
I've always wanted to create some cult and religion but I'm too lazy to do it.

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>>38088989
we would all live in small cargo containers in a big circle, in front of each cargo container would be a different farm, carrots, chickens, wheet etc. In the very middle would be a steak / crucifix. Where stray roasties / normies / chads / fake robots would be sacrificed

>>38089205
Sounds pretty comfy.
oreginal

>tfw will never be around people who care about you 24/7

Cult members only care about you while you're a part of a cult. The moment you leave you're dead to them, and you'll never have a chance to reconnect.

>>38088989
Islam is the most robot religion.

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>>38089284
Then.... Don't leave the cult?
Seems simple

>tfw might get arranged marriaged before 25
I dunno if I should say yes because the girl might probably not be a virgin. My best friends all say that she might not be.

>>38089433
Then stop being a virgin ffs

>>38089460
Why would I do that? The right time to do it is 13. I'm too old. There's no point in hiring some hooker to fire off 2 shots.
My robotness has been permanently stuck to me.
If I'm going to marry someone, they have to be virgin too. It's only fair.

>>38088942
there's Tsuki suicide cult

>>38089531
You don't have to pay a hooker to have sex and a lot of people lose it after 17, most people lose it maybe 16/17 though. What kind of country are you from

>>38089571
When is the happening? Did it happen yet? I think it happens tonight maybe.

>>38089589
I'm 20 something shut up.
I'm too late benefit from being unvirgin.

>>38089633
I don't remember, but I think it was supposed to be around July. Maybe you are right and it happens tonight.