>mum is away for the week for work >didn't buy any

>>38079823
>decide to gamble
>play lottery tickets and scratchies

Why not at least play something with a decent return on investment nigga

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>>38079850
the jackpot was like 80 million and I thought it would be a solid investment because if I won I would get a gf and be happy.

don't know why I bought scracthers, the 10 pound ones have like a 4-5 million pound jackpot.

I don't ever gamble but I was kind of desperate to try and make it out of the NEET life.

>>38079823
You could have bought a lot of oats, beans, rice and milk with that money.

Also, my grandfather has been buying lotto tickets his whole life and the most he ever won was a thousand dollars. He probably would have gone through hundreds of tickets before he won that. In short, ya dun goofed, Anon.

> away for the week
> starve to death
Wait for her to return. One can live about a month without food.

There is also a plenty of ways to get food for free. Churches, freeganism, etc.

>>38079823
shouldve bought cryptocurrency instead bro

>>38079880
fuck nigger you could have at least bet it on a sports game, you have higher odds of getting struck by lightning twice in the same place than winning 1st division lottery.

>>38079823
Literally all gambling is designed for you to lose money on average. What part of your shitty NEET life made you think you were a lucky person?

If you want money and success you're going to have to work for it. You've had some shitty existence handed to you, god knows why, but everything else is going to involve a modicum of effort on your part.

Suck dick or sell your boipussy for cash.

>>38079823
You're too dumb to live, honestly.

Take it from a fellow NEET.

>>38079999
Sick quads. Do it, OP, for Kek wills it.

What's your paypal? I'll hook you up.

>>38079990
Almost, Poker is 1 of the only games that has an above average ROI. All house run casino games put you at a disadvantage though.

Sportsbetting can also have an above average ROI if you're betting against players and not the bookies.

>>38080047
>Above average ROI
Please explain how. If you're playing a pooled game, you have X dollars.

If everyone plays equally well, they should have a random distribution of funds, no ROI

In that case, it would be a ROI of exactly 0, statistically.

>>38080071
Yes but you can't expect everybody to play "equally well" that's the variable. It has an above average ROI because you're not playing against the house and you're not at any particular disadvantage % wise, game knowledge aside.

With blackjack and roulette and various other casino games you're at an obvious disadvantage as you're only going to be win 45% of the time or so.

>>38080110
It is possible to have a positive ROI in blackjack via card counting. However, it is hard, requires a lot of attention, good memory and is shunned and countered by casinos. Therefore, not good for OP who is not the brightest star in the sky.

>>38079823
Jesus anon, a weekly shop is like 30 quid. 70 is more than enough to live on for a week. Did you really spend all that money on lottery tickets? You're a bloody idiot, I hope you starve

I can live for months off of like 20 dollars. Though to be fair, it's all rice and lentils and I want other food most of the time. That's what I get for being poor.

Honestly OP starve yourself till your mommy comes back it's what you deserve for be such a fucking tard and gambling when you can barely afore groceries
Next time actually buy your groceries first and if you have money left over save it or spend it on the lottery
Fuckin tard

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mfw poorfags are too dumb to matched bet for free money

>>38079823
Time to go dumpster diving, champ

fembot here, just posting here so you know im here

>>38080494
Also a fembot here, we girls gotta stick together

>>38080601
yes, fembots are here to stay! we gotta prove our point!

>>38079891
This lottery tickets are a fucking scam like cigarettes.
All the money you spent and you have nothing to show for it.

>>38080494
>>38080601
>>38080629
>man declares he has money
>women suddenly congregate
Like pottery

>>38080644
Would you fuck off namefag

>>38080494
>>38080601
>>38080629
Fellow fembot here! :-)

>>38079823
dumpsters behind pizza places at night

Go to a bakery when they close and ask for the day's bread they'll be throwing away

>>38079823
Don't get a payday loan they're a scam to get you stuck in a cycle of constantly paying them. Go to a foodbank or something.

5kg potatoes
instant ramen noodles
energy drinks

that is all you need family

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>>38081459
I literally only have like 2 pounds left in change, I will have to go and buy some cheap instant noodles or something.

still considering a payday loan at this point.

>>38081528
20% interest senpai, dont do it.

just buy the cheapest food you can and eat everything left in the house.

>>38081459
Get some carrots too when you're at it, makes a really good mashed potato puree

For your stupidity you deserve to go hungry for a week. It won't kill you

>>38079880
dopamine is one hell of a drug

I feel for you anon. You might have to sell something that you own

Go to mcdicks or burger shit and grab food that people leave.

Become a monster anon it is your destiny.

>>38079823
I can survive on 20 quid of groceries a week. You're retarded.

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>wasting your NEET bux on scratchers

anon why

god, OP

you are absolutely fucking braindead

literally borrow, steal, or go hungry, literally any of that is better than getting a loan

>>38079823
You better not try and rob me because you spent all your money on scratch cards.

Give your laptop to cash converters and buy it back when you're on the straight and narrow. Just don't spend more than like 10 quid during that time

>>38081528
Don't ever take a payday loan, they are a scam to get you locked in a cycle of failure to pay and drain poor people of their remaining funds.

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Back from the store guys, found an extra 2.65 in change and managed to get 2 bags of fries and a big bag of chicken nuggets.

I won't starve for now, also found an extra 2 pound in change but didn't want to pay with lots of change but will save it and use it at the self-checkout if I run out.

>>38081459
>family


thank you for giving me that laugh, anon

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>>38079823
>>decide to invest my NEET bux into lottery tickets and scratchers to try and get more money to last longer

"invest"

"INVEST"

" i n v e s t "


T O P K E K
O
P
K
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>>38079823
>:>decide to invest my NEET bux into lottery tickets and scratchers to try and get more money to last longer

I forgot that this board is filled with mentally ill people, holy shit.

>>38079823
>>decide to invest my NEET bux into lottery tickets and scratchers to try and get more money to last longer
literally the worst and most autistic thing you could have done good job