>Find high priced escort on Backpage >Ad says "NO

>>38079146
Sounds fun, but dangerous. Be wary of peripheral pimps next time m'anon...

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>>38079146
Sure that happened. Why would anyone lie on the internet, right?

>>38079379
I went to meet her about 2 hours from where I live and I used a burner number and fake name. There's really no way she or her pimp can track me, and she had an out-of-state number which tells me she was just visiting.

It was honestly one of the biggest rushes I've ever had in my life. All memes aside I'd probably never do it again, but I'd never go to an escort again either.

>>38079146
Because we aren't niggers

Fucking roaster deserved it
Originu

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How long did it take you to come up with this OP

>>38079379
if you ain't bout it bout it you may get stabbed

You will get acid thrown on your face. Pimps don't play around

>>38079549
One stab wound wont kill you.
30 times well shit nigs.

>>38079146
>Go to her hotel and call her
>She asks what ethnicity I am
>Tell her I'm white and ask her why she doesn't do black guys
>She says "Okaaaay well I don't usually do black guys because I got robbed at gunpoint for $1,300 last month"
>Tell her in my most professional voice "I'm not like that, you can trust me I'm in the military" (I'm not)
>Proceed to put down $300 on the table and have sex with her

How did you put 300 dollars on the table over the phone, anon?

You fucking liar

Sage

>>38079628

>Implying a prostitute that has already been robbed before has a pimp
most of the escorts on backpage don't have pimps, and that's precisely why they get robbed

If she doesn't fuck nigs she doesn't have a pimp, that's the only security she believes she has since it's believed that nigs are prone to robbing them

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>>38079146
>Why not commit crimes, Anon?
Because I'm not a nigger, nigger.

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>>38079718
>Why not commit crimes to prevent others from committing worse crimes?

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>>38079905
>Prostitution is worse than robbery
>Requested services are worse than harming others

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>>38079905
You already fucked her senpai, the only crime you're preventing is you paying for the sex you got.

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>>38079905

origineeal

>>38079146
Fake and gay. Backpack escorts has been shut down for like 6 months now.

sage

>>38079905
Batman is a giant child and his presence has caused more crime than he has prevented.

>>38079994

they all moved to the w4m section

>>38079954
>>38079971
To be fair, she's putting herself in danger, and the fear of being robbed again might help her quit being a prostitute.

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>>38080034
Great logic, Master Wayne.

>>38080034
>might help her quit being a prostitute
And become a doctor, right?

>>38079146
>robed a prostitute

NEW LOWS EVERY TIME I COME TO THIS BOARD

>>38080069
Or become a housewife for some desperate normie.

>>38080099
Honestly it's a new high for this board, since most people here wouldn't have the courage to do something like that. Plus prostitutes aren't really people, they're just a plague on society.

>>38080136
>they're just a plague on society

so are we

>>38079146
Bet you thought you were really clever when you came up with this gay story in your bedroom.

>>38080162
True, but I'm lucky enough to be good at math, so I'm planning on using that to get a decent job and not be a parasite anymore.

The hooker would never fear a robot has the balls to actually shoot someone, she probably would have kicked your ass if you tried that stunt.

What time did you rob her? Should've done it later in the night so she'd have more than one and a half fucks under her belt.

>>38079461
this bakadaka desu ne

>>38079146
Good for you, man
High end escorts "screening" clients is hilarious, fucking worthless whores lol
I've contemplated this method of justice but never had the gusto
If you had a bro partner and some restraints you could get even more out of the deal
Just stay keen and confirm she is really independent, as some skanks work in teams

>>38081224
The "screening" is hilarious. Basically it's
>How old are you
>What's your ethnicity
>Do you promise you're not law enforcement
>K

>>38081306
Some say they want referrals, but fuck that
One island nigger bitch who was so fine the pics were probably fake was all like
>whyy do you have a southern acccent
>I'm scared of serial killers lol
>send me a pic of your ID

I got so frustrated I left the parking lot, but man that one had it coming. Whew...

Sounds like an awesome plan desu.

I can't imagine a prostitute carrying around that much cash tho desu. Maybe if she didn't have a pimp and she had been working all day but if you make $300 for a few hours why work more than once a day?

>>38079418
>School shooter literally posted his plans on this board moments before carrying them out
>Newfag still thinks people on /r9k/ aren't batshit enough to do shti like this

lol

>>38079146
Fucking hilarious. Didn't expect this twist.

>>38079146


> left his DNA all over the scene
>prostitute cant do anything


You absolute moron

>>38081937
The scene being a hotel room. You don't think there's more than one person's dna there? And I doubt the cops would care enough to launch a full investigation over some dumb whore being robbed.