>passive aggressive neighbors send me a letter complaining

wtf you are a retard

FUCK I am your neighbour

normalfags learning their place

They're going to poison your dog now retard

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>>38078978
They've got a birdbath out the front. Any ideas for clear poisons I can slip in there? Then I'm gonna call animal control anonymously and report some people for deliberately poisoning birds.

>>38079038
You won't get away with this, you meddling kid!

>>38079038
Please don't... The poor creatures did nothing to you. Do not harm animals please

>>38079021
There are casualties in war.

Just reported this thread to the police, I hope you're using a proxy my friend

get a fucking original life

>>38079064
If animal control does their job, they'll be there to test the water before any birds drink it.

>>38079038
Antifreeze might work. Idk if you can find a clear one but animals are known to be drawn to it for some reason.

Dogfuckers are the absolute worst. Kill yourself.

>>38078903
>passive aggressive neighbors send me a letter complaining about my dogs
>wait until after midnight

Okay Sun Tzu I hope you know that those assholes will just know you're the culprit? Your sorry ass will come back to this board in a week crying because you can't afford lawyer fees. God damn I hope that's b8, m8.

>>38079115

this. I know you're baiting because you have no fucking alibi

>>38079038
Eh. Just smash it or something. The birbs didndu nuffin. If you got real balls, you'd smash one of their windows and record it for all of us to see.

>>38079115
>>38079127
What is known, what is alleged and what can be proven are three very different things.

>>38079038
Heeeelll no motherfucker. I try to keep all the birds happy by feeding them and making sure they have water. Dont you fucking dare. DONT YOU DARE YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>38079038
antifreeze or bleach work best

>>38079038
>faggots on this board wouldnt harm a bird.
I fucking just ate a bird yesterday.
Sitting on the shitter right now passing it.

>>38079064
>>38079137
>>38079179
Alright, I'll axe the birdbath idea. Any suggestions? Maybe sneak a Nazi or Jihadist flag onto their property and report that?

whats with the summerfags complaining about the birds?

get off my board now

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>>38079218
Most normies dont even pay attention to the birds. Its a normie trait to be inconsiderate of the animals that live amongst us because theyre too busy broing out with their friends and ducking their gfs.


Kys normal faggot birds are all i got

Jesus christ. Scary to think people like OP exist. Can we report him or something?

>>38079307
>it's scary to think there are people who'll fight back

I hope that fear stays with you. Maybe you won't be so quick to fuck with people. There are OP's in every neighborhood in every city in every country on Earth.

>>38078903
False flag post to make dog owners look bad. You're probably a cat owner with brain parasites

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>>38079267
No!
Its a normie trait to care about some fucking animals that are irrelevant in a big fucking universe. they are just some DNA codes and skin cells

now gtfo normiefag

>>38079204
lmfao that's actually a good one

>>38079204
Well OP, if you hadn't already fucked their car to high hell, I would have recommended that to tape dissolvable pill capsules, one filled with Glycerin, and the other with Potassium Permanganate.

The pills should dissolve in about 20 something minutes.

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>>38079307
>normals in /r9k/

you have to go back

>>38079554
Forgot to mention, you gotta drop the two pills taped together in the fuel tank. Probably them down with something so it sinks.

>>38079581
What do they do?
Orginal

>>38079373
>>38079571

I am a robot because I am way too agreeable. Being an asshole is the ultimate normie quality.

>>38079612
When the two pill capsules dissolve, the glycerin and potassium permanganate mix together, and combust. It'll blow up the car.

OP has 20-30 minutes to get back into bed so when the cops come a-knockin', he can act like he was asleep the whole time.

OP you already got them back enough with the car.

What did the note say exactly, can you post an image? They will phone the police on you for the car damage btw

>>38079648
Your are a genius *tips fedora*
We need more people like you an this board.

>>38078949
LEND ME SONE SUGAR

You fagoo

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>>38079612
They won't do shit.

Neither will half the Anarchist's Cookbook shit you read in elementary school.

>being retard because of retard dog.
Gosh pet people are so stupid

>>38079680
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic.

>>38079617
Well that's just plain wrong.

>>38079751
Care to explain why? The idea is pretty sound, although there's probably a better way to make sure that the two chemicals mix together for sure.

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>>38079871
>Care to explain why? The idea is pretty sound, although there's probably a better way to make sure that the two chemicals mix together for sure.
Duh! Put a thimble full of vinegar and a thimble full of baking soda in 20 gallons of gasoline, you'll have a volcano!!!

Even if you shove a gasoline soaked rag in there and set it on fire it has a good chance of just burning out. It's hard to blow up a car, senpai.

OP is gonna go to fucking jail and probably get his stupid mutts poisoned.

>>38078903
I wish this was true and not some autistic revenge fantasy by OP. I really do.

>>38079917
Fuck man, you're right that much gasoline would be hard as fuck to set off. I have some shit ideas when I'm on no sleep I need to go to bed.

>>38079038
Nobody will even notice dumbass. Birds will fly away and die randomly in locations no one will see them. A raccoon or a cat or a hawk will carry them off.