>be 14 >ask a girl from school out >she happily accepts

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>be 14
>ask a girl from school out
>she happily accepts and can't stop gushing about how she always thought I liked her friend and not her
>go out for coffee with her, hit it off and hours fly by
>start walking her home from school every now and then
>bond deeper with her during those walks
>one day she comes over to my home
>dad does a lot of embarrassing stuff in the beginning like bringing us juice and whenever he visits my room, he always sings something about a cowboy kicking down the door of a saloon
>spend time alone in my room with the girl
>kissing and touching
>says that her mother and brother are out for the whole night so we could go to her place so we could have some peace
>say "ok" and try to suppress the growing need to shout YES! YES! YES!
>reach the front door
>dad stomps out of the living room, robe open, wearing only his dad undies, scratching his hairy beer belly
>"where are you going?"
>"we are going to the girl's place for a while"
>"hey, it's over 10PM and it's dark! there could be all kinds of junkies and drug dealers waving their knives around. you can't go alone, I'll escort you"
>"no, you won't. bye"
>"either I escort you two or you stay home"
>start calculating whether I have enough strength to use a pillow to suffocate dad in his sleep or whether I should just stab him with a kitchen knife
>dad walks behind us the whole way
>stays at the end of her street smoking cigarettes
>me and the girl reach her front door
>the girl turns around and awkwardly says that she has a headache and that we should meet some other day
>"oh, ok"
>walk back to the end of the street where dad is still waiting
>"didn't expect you to come this quickly. you could have taken your time, I would have waited"
>actually the problem was that I DIDN'T come
>some other guy with no helicopter parents ended up fucking her a few weeks later and started a relationship with her
>finally lost my virginity when I was 18
>never took another girl home and never will