FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! I DON'T USUALLY DRINK, BUT I DID TODAY

>>38073269
was she any good? the prostitute?

no mouth sores or anything right?

>>38073269
What kind of medication was your mom using? Just curious.

>>38073311
6 different shit for heart and blood pressure.
>>38073288
I don't know!!! She was weirded out I didn't want sex. I just kissed and sucked her big, fat tits while jacking off. I really fucked up today. Me and my mom need to get an ID again, claim loat bus pass and go to the pharmacy to fix my mistake..... FUCK!
FYI, I drank 8 cans of 16oz King Cobras in two hours.

>>38073410
You destroyed /pol/ now I have to come here and be a part of your fucking faggotry

>>38073487
>You destroyed /pol/
Wut?
Man......I fucked up so bad.....
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>38073587
Its ok to admit your wrong, I wont hold it against you

>LOST SS CARD
How in the holy fuck do you plan on fixing that?

Sounds like the prostitute robbed your shit.

>>38073269
jesus christ you're a disgrace if this is true OP

>>38073269
Lol damn boy you got robbed good.

>>38073709
It is fucking true!!!!!!
I FUCKING SUCK!!!!
>>38073618
I HAVE NO CLUE!!!! AND I WAS SET TO DO A ORIENTATION (JOB [MECHANIC JOB & TRAINING]) ON MONDAY AND I NEEDED MY ID & SS CARD!!!! I FUCKING HATE MYSELF!!!!

>>38073649
I blacked out a little, stumbling on train and remember running... I had a bag and my dumbass put my wallet in it. I didn't even need to take any train for my errand.
>>38073605
I STILL DON'T GET YOU!!!!!!?????

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Boi you need to go get tested you may have some unfortunate news. I would do that asap. Those cards are bad that you lost but some stds are fucked especially on your mouth.

What did you drink? Originally, of course.

>>38073410
>I drank 8 cans of 16oz King Cobras in two hours
How did you not throw up after the first three? My stomach starts to feel bloated and full if I drink two 16 oz. beers within 30 minutes

>>38073900
I don't know how! I think I pissed after 4 cans, and continued drinking the rest. I feel worst than a roach. At least I sucked on some big fucking tits.... but this feel of fucking up won't go away.
>>38073870
>>38073870
King Cobra
>>38073847
Fuck. We makedout nasty... all tongue.

>>38073269
Who the fuck carries there social security?

>>38073998
I had it ready for Monday (job orientation and offiially fill out payroll shit to finalized job [mechanic training while on job])
Fucking alcohol.... consuming TOO fucking fast!

thanks for reminding me to take my ss card out of my wallet

>>38074153
Well luckily for you there are ways to replace it.

Do you at least have your birth certificate/medical records and some sort of relevant photo I.D? could be from school.

>>38074188
Yes. I just talked to my mom and lied that I got robbed (it was a seedy area near downtown).... I had everything in my wallet. I got drunk before doing the errand and put all my money in my wallet. Fuck. I drink before/while in public to reduce robotness. I've literally hooked up with chicks and finger bang them while kissing during drunkness. I can't ever imaging that while sober.
>>38074168
Yeah... watch it.

last night i took this girl home with me after drinking, i gave her some weed to smoke and like, shortly after she started vomiting in my bed, i also heard her fart as she was vomiting. she's like "get me some towels i'm so sorry i understand if you never wanna message me again", she left heaps early the next day/today, it was weird.