What are good low maintenance pet for robots that isn't

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>>38072845
Just get fish. I love my little guy.

>>38072845
a heterosexual cat

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Snakes, just gotta make sure they have their environment right.

>>38072845
I agree with fish

Low tier fish though, Robots arent capable of taking good enough care of much else

I would suggest other animals for normies though since theyll put in time and effort into the quality of life of thir pets. Seriously though, upkeep on any pet is more than most people realize.

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Have you considered raising generations of insects?

>>38073001
I was thinking about a snek.
I already have a yellow bellied turtle, which are pretty much the same as red eared sliders. So I had to get it the right habitat and shit. Right UV light, right size tank, watch water, feed once or every other day, etc. Snek would probably be easier, right? Don't you feed a snek like once every long ass time? like a week or two or more? I would prefer a snek since I don't want water in my room. But what kind? I want big snek that lives long and eats live rats.

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>>38073044
Cats are easy. You feed them and teach them to shit in the box, that's all they basically need.

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venus flytrap

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Tarantula? Tarantula.

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Tarantulala!

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Tarantulalala!

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>>38073167
my 40 yo gril roommate is cared of spiders. not sure if I should get one. can i let it loose in my room so she never comes in when im gone?

>>38072845
Just get a cat that isn't gay you fool

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>>38072845
A turtle my dude, they're comfy

>>38072845
Just get a normal cat you absolute retard.
Protip: Blue cats are the best.

get a mogwai

>>38073317
tatarantula!

>>38072979
>>38073085
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>>38073451
Cats are Chads. Why would you want to take care of a Chad? FUCK YOU

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>>38073820
>Stay indoors all the time
>Sleep 14h/day
>Lick their on balls most of the time
>Never bathes
>No social skills
>Arrogant as fuck
>Don't play anything that requires physical effort
Why are they Chad again?

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>>38072845
Just get a pet Turk. You can feed them anything and they'll be fine. I mean ANYTHING even your shaved hair could do.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WHYIBSyEe8

why
not
a
dog

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>>38073116
>>38073151
>>38073167
I've never seen such beautiful colors on a tarantula. Is it a rare shade? Do they keep the color after shedding?

>>38074204
Because dogs require going outside anon.

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>>38072845
You do not deserve to have a pet at all, if you posts an image of some fuckhead giving a middle finger to one type of them. You should be reported to the police so that you can't have a pet.

I hope a cat will eat your face when you have died.

>>38074518
going outside is fun

>>38075339
>this comment is original

asdakdh

>>38074076
THAT CANT BE REAL. is that fucking real??

get some worms

>>38072845
don't even bother if it's not a dog or cat lol you're just a weird ass nigga anyways

>>38073423
>turtle
>posts a tortoise
what did he mean by this?

>>38074039
my cat just lays on the floor all day because its too hot

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>>38072845
Get a desk cactus. You only have to water it once a week and they are cute.

>>38074039
Yeah they're not Chads but they're definitely for betas.
The pet equivalent of the virgin walk.
Male cat owners are basically guaranteed to watch anime

>>38073820
Just get a female cat instead

>>38072940
He looks /comfy/ as fuck

>>38072845
Dog or fish or lizard or snek. Otherwise don't bother, cats are only acceptable if you have a wife and kids, and everything else is too much of a hassle or just too fucking weird. Dogs are the most loyal creatures on the planet and don't care how ugly or autistic you are, so long as you feed them and aren't cruel to them they'll worship you.

>>38072845
Hermit Crabs

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A cat plant. Contrary to other shrubs, this shrub is deeply averse to being watered

>>38072845
A snake
>doesn't take up a lot of space
>only eats every two weeks
>change bedding when it gets real dirty (only every few months for me)
>just have to give it water
>just provide attention when you feel like, it doesn't need it
>freaks out normies
Snakes are the ultimate robot companion

>>38073075
A snake is far easier than a turtle, turtles are a pain in the ass. I have a ball python, which is pretty cool. They are big enough to eat rats, but they don't get big enough to strangle you. I keep mine in a 40 gallon breeder tank, but you could just as easily use a Rubbermaid toat, if thats more your style

>>38072940
>fish tank
>low maintenance
Ha

>>38073044
Fish are all a massive pain in the ass, they require much more to remain healthy than people realize

>>38074424
Look up Aposematism

>>38073044
Is this the part where i joke that Betta fish should be called Chad fish

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>>38072845
Unironically ROCKS.....for growing moss and lichen on them so terrarium I guess.

I really like sneks but I dont know what kind I should get.

>>38072845
Get a chicken and teach it tricks

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>>38072940
Cool fish. Does he normally sit at the bottom of the tank like that?

>>38078550
They can be if you know what you're doin

>>38078692
Corn snake if you don't know what you're doing, ball python if your OK with slightly more maintenance for am objectively cooler snake

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>>38072845
I've been told by an animal lover before that rats are really personal pets that develop their own personalities. She said that they would be on par with cats for most loved pet if they didn't have the icky tail.

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Get a hoggie

>pic related

https://youtu.be/6G5LgVj1sKM

This is a project im looking forward to with a 15 gallon bowl

>>38072845
Beagle or any other hound dog. Loyal, protective, playful, and all you have to do is feed them twice a day.

Why get a pet that won't even show you love? Dogs are worth the maintenance because you actually get and feel loved by something and it's a pretty great feeling desu. I call my dog my baby and she's not a pet, she's family.

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Does anyone have any expereiences with otters??

>>38079259
Funfact: Otters kidnap baby otters and rape them till they die and still keep the corpse for fucking for a week

>>38079133
>dogs
>love

Youre a fool and a peasant. The "love" dogs show is but a mere illusion so they can eat and coexist with their provider. The only animals that can care like humans are other types of apes.

Furries and fembots who take the knott will be against this even if they know what i say is true

>>38079348
Do they come with the baby?

>>38079460
>apes
>chimp ripping off face.wav
lmayo, frick off falseflagging catfag

>>38079460
>not training your dogs to hunt small animals and bring them to you and take it and eat it infront of them to assert dominance
You think i would cuck myself to a dog?

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>>38073059
>tfw they decided to become my pets
i trapped about 100 in a bottle. THIS IS THE HUNGER GAMES

>>38079460
>implying love in humans and apes is any more than that

it really isnt. Your falseflag game is meta.

Dogs and cats are normie pets.