>be me >12-year-old obese americunt >dad and sisters

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>be me
>12-year-old obese americunt
>dad and sisters out to music festival
>just me and mom are home
>for dessert i have a bowl of vanilla ice cream
>it's the shit
>mom won't let me have another bowl because "you shouldn't be greedy"
>go to bed grumbling
>hatch a scheme
>play vidya in bed till midnight
>hear mom coming up the stairs
>pretend to be asleep
>heart beating so hard if she came into the room she would definitely hear it
>luckily she slinks off to her room without checking on me
>wait another half-hour to be sure
>sneak down stairs
>have to make really soft steps because the house is old and the entire thing creaks when you walk normally
>get to fridge
>secure ice cream and ice cream eating apparatus
>move in for the kill
>it's empty except for one bite, some strawberry syrup and sprinkles
>remember how mom only let me have one bowl
>mfw the clever bitch beat me to the punch