>tfw 26 >tfw 5ft8 >tfw 4inch dick >tfw live in moms

I can relate to this OP where are you from?

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You put 'cant tie shoes' twice there, dummy.

this is me but my dick is 3 inches

>>38070687
yeah well it'd be weird if he could tie one shoe but not the other

Get a job in construction and try not to fuck up and absolutely learn to tie your shoes

>>38070649
I will teach you how to tie your shoes

1: tie a half-granny (x, then pull one under the other so they've twisted once
2: take both ends, make them loops
3: tie those loops the same way

This is actually the same knot as the "bunny round the hole" one, but is way easier IMO.

For extra security so they don't come apart, because that knot is designed to by pulling on the end, tie them twice with the loops.

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>>38070710
Who do you got to talk to to get a construction job?

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>>38070785
here is diagram. left to right, top first

>>38070785
>>38070850
i love you ._.

thank you for showing me bby

>>38071089
No problem. Just practice it for a bit and you'll get used to it right away.

>>38071239
i will try i just want to be successful tbqh

>>38070649
>road test in a week

I already failed twice, I feel you OP

>>38070840
Honestly, go to a trade school, and talk to any local builders, they will probably let you just be a labourer and carry shit around all day. The trade school is purely so you can become qualified to do a real job in the construction industry

>joining the navy without knowing how to swim
what did he mean by this?

I find comfort in knowing that there are other people like me out there.

I'm gonna transfer to a university in about a year and I'm more than a little terrified that I simply won't be able to function on my own.

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>>38070649
I'm 26 and also live at my moms house. my problems aren't all the same as yours but suffice to say I'm unemployed and weird. Hope things turn around for you OP.

,)),

le blocky bummb

>22
>Can't cook at all
>don't really know how to take care myself beyond basics
>don't know how to live on my own
>2015 met someone who i thought would change my life and help me turn my life around and become independent
>in 2016 they dump me on my birthday and try cucking me
>it is now 2017 and I'm just rotting away