How does it feel to know that a dirty 69 year old man like Alice Cooper gets more cunt in three hours than most of you will get in a lifetime?
>>38069618
That guy look 109.
>>38069618
Sure, but just imagine how low these roasties must feel sucking off his wretched, wrinkled cock...
>>38069618
rock n rollers get eternal pussy
it just isnt fair
>>38069618
>Wayne: So, do you come to Milwaukee often?
>Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming here as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans.
>Pete: In fact, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?
>Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. Actually, it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."
>Wayne: I was not aware of that.
>>38069618
Cant imagine what girls that still listen to or know who alice cooper is look like at this point lal
>>38069618
He looks like he needs a shower.
>>38069618
Alice Cooper is actually a very conservative Christian who takes pride in the fact that he has never cheated on his wife.
Alice is a famous musician you can't compete with that