Redpill me on french food because every dish ive ever had

Bread and Snails is about all I can say. Also wine. Fuck loads of wine to get rid of shit taste.

>>38068238
overpriced pastries
you can even tell by their dressing - french dressing is obnoxiously sweet and would be better on chocolate cake than salad

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Julia Child is your go to if you want to know about that frenchie shit. It's a little above most robot's level. Mine included. I think you really have to be into cooking before you decide it's worth your time to cook french food.

>>38068238
French food is amazing.
French people are vile, repulsive people... and that's not even the "new French" people, I mean the native white French people.
Paris is lost.

>>38068238
French here
I don't like when someone talk about "french food" because there is a lot of different type of gastornomy depending of the region. I think that France is seen as one of the biggest country of food because of the wide variety of dishes she possess. So it's a bit difficult to tell you everything about french food.
What did you eated until now ?

>>38068483
What did you eat*
originalo

>>38068483
Menu was skrait french but it was some kind of meat with beans and an apple pastry doused in caramel

>>38068616
The apple pastry was the side dish or the dessert ?

>>38068668
Dessert and I have to make this a sentence because one word isn't original enough

Fois Gras is overrated but a lot of there food is really nice. Try different regions.

>french food
>posts olive garden image
>french