dubs decides, if yall actually try to get me a date that'd

>>38067570
can we see her bio?? Ill do my best

hey whats up!


ORIGINAL

Do you wanna build a snowman?

oregano desu

>>38067570
Tell her 'Your nose ring makes you look like a fucking prostitute, suck my dick"

>>38067570
Hii, I'm anon (use your first name)

>>38067570
charge your fucking phone
this comment is not original

god lord she's ugly. You might have a shot at this Op.

I know it's just a picture, but I think you're lovely, and I'd like to get to know you better. Would you give me the chance?

Who here /teamGetOPLaid/? Let's fucking do this. Rolling for >>38067675

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>>38067594
here ya go
youhave beenmuted for two seconds becauseyourcomment wasnt fucking origiolio

>>38067570
"Should I kill your dog before or after the sex?,"

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>>38067716
Oh fuck that shit. /teamGetOPLaid/ is a no go, I repeat, do not. Get. OP. Laid.

Rolling for: "how many mental illnesses you on my dude?"

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>>38067570
i also have this for yall to roll for

>>38067716
" You are the bravest tranny I have ever Jo'd to "

I want to feel your nose ring tickle my balls while you eat my ass.

>>38067716
abort abort abort
pls get out of there op

>>38067570
So you're gonna make me message you first, huh?

>>38067570
I have a peculiar interest in astute genital-licking and strenuous anus-activity

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>>38067736
Rawling for: "CRAAAWWLINGG IN MYYY SKEEEEEEEIIIIIN"

>>38067716
Rolling for: "how many mental illnesses you on my dude?"

>>38067736
Do you like soft dick and hard times? Btw I hate japs

>>38067775
Kek. Rollio pollio

>>38067736
" I'm blue dab a dab dab dab dab whip the ass nae nae the throat "

>>38067716
honk honk bozo

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>>38067775
you didnt win but fucking lmao

>>38067716
beeb beeb boop
i want your vagina on my FACE

>>38067736
Rolling for "reply to this text or your mother will die in her sleep tonight."

>>38067736
"Show me your feet or I'll hack your car"

>>38067835
reroll
o-originallk

>>38067716
sup fag
unoriginal comment incoming

>>38067830
Based OP. Rolling for: "yes, japs. Gooks. Fish heads. The ones baptized by nuclear fire."

>>38067830
why are girls so fucking dumb

>Say something
>what, huh, I don't get it, do you mean that thing you said?

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>>38067830
fucking kek
original and originally

>>38067830
People*


Dub legend.

>>38067830
if by people you mean subhuman sushi warmongers then yes

>>38067830
kek
now say
Sorry that wasn't me, my sisters nigger monkey bf stole my phone and typed that, luckily he is obese so I could steal it back. Anyway, what's your opinion on anal?

listen booboo :) i want to smell ya :]

>>38067830
If you're lucky I'll nuke your pussy twice, and this time it will be enough

>>38067871
> why are girls so dumb?
It's like asking,
> why are dumb people dumb?

>>38067830
Rawling forrr: "a gang of gooks won't stay off my lawn. They tried to steal my classic car, too."

if you're going for that natural no makeup look why do you wear so much makeup?

>>38067881
rer0llu roigniangina

>>38067887
Re roll for the proper use of commas in that comment

>>38067830
that opener tho.
i chuckled

>>38067830
That's right. My hats off to you m'lady.

>>38067830
Yes, Japanese "people". Those submarine fuckers smell like sushi and radiation (and did so before Hiroshima anyway).

Anyway, nudes?

>>38067830
i'm a gonna go fukushima on dat azz

>>38067830
Don't worry I hate spics too baby

>>38067881
roll nigga
originaloo

>>38067830
Reply: "CRAAAWWWWWLIINNGGG INNNN MYYYYYY SKEEEEEEIIIINNN. THESE JAPS THEY WILL NOT HEAL. Get it? Because Hiroshima lol"

>>38067830
Say this
" No I didn't mean Japanese people I meant blacks don't worry"

>>38067880
Origi-rollarino

There's a reason they were nuked! I'm in total agreement.

>>38067830
"Do you think dropping the bomb was justified? I do :))"

Iink her the thread

>>38067830
"If I said you had a phat pussy, would you rub it on my fedora?"

>>38067983
THIS. ROLLING FOR THIS. GO GO GO.

EVERYBODY POST YOUR PISS BOTTLES

>>38067984
Re roll for hope

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>>38067948
no dubs so i picked this
holy fuck shes dumm

>>38067830
wouldn't be the first time a fat man's dropped on you is it?

>>38067934
Rolling in my skin

Mute block

>>38068002
Ayy, thanks OP. You da man for delivering and sheeit

>>38068000
Motherfucking trips!
It has to be done now >>38068000

>>38068002
Now say, "Wow, you're pretty dumb. History must not be your best subject. Let's try math. What's 1 bomb plus 1 bomb?"

>>38068000
oh shit trips. OP!

>>38068038
I am going to roll for this original post

>>38068002
I was talking about hiroshima, one of the only two places we nuked, shame we never nuked any niggers tho, not that i like japs, but at least they build cars and computers

>>38068025
>>38068039
No no no, keep it on-topic to japs and wwii.

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>>38068025
>>38068000
>>38068039
already got dubs for her, she prolly blocked me. roll for this chick

>>38068057
Don't ignore the man's trips fag. Fuck the gooks.

>>38068038
roll for this but only if you say the answer is between 129,000 and 226,000 depending on who you ask.

>>38068057
If I said you had a phat Japanese pussy would you rub it on my bottle of sake

>>38068038
Rolling for this. Perfect

>>38068073
Do you want to watch anime with me?

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Rolling for: "We used to stack gooks like you 10 feet high and use em for sandbags in Korea."

OP YOU MUST INCLUDE PIC RELATED

>>38068073
those lips look like they'd feel nice

>>38068099
That was quickv

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>>38068077
ok i guess. waiting on her response
oririgogiol

>>38068099
watch anime on me

>>38068117
holy fuck this bitch is fucking retarded
is tinder really this bad?

>>38068099
Winrar op

Origami post

>>38068117
Ty based thread man

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>>38068099
sent. heres this to roll for brothers.

>>38068073
>>38068073
What's your opinion on Nuking Japan again?

>>38068134
life is this bad. this is why they didn't get the vote for so long

>>38067840
roll.
Oreganooo0o0o0o00

>>38068134
>>38068149
im sending random texts from internet strangers, shes a bit stupid but everyone is. stop being sexist cucks and get ur dick wet.

>>38068142
are you on heroin?

>>38068142
Let me tell you about the gooks and their lies

>>38068142
are traps gay? I know they have a dick but there feminine features surely classify them as female

>>38068162
shut the fuck up pussy
everyone is stupid in some way but it's not like they don't understand plain fucking english

>>38068142
Effort is what drove us to nuke Hiroshima

>>38067881
this
orjaklsdjfkladsjfkalejklf

>>38068142
I'm gay, send me to pics so I can prove I'm gay by not looking at them

>>38068142

Is it a problem if your partner has a micropenis?

>>38068142
it's funny because effort is the nickname for my penis and he can be there as soon as possible. Whats your address so mother can drop us off ;)

>>38068142
What brings a fine tranny like you here? I hate japs btw

>>38068142
Wanna be my cute Nazi dominatrix bae?

>>38068222
Winrar. Fucking finally. And it's a good one.

>>38068222
Original don

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>>38068222
sent. heres this too yall. id like to go on a date but NOT fuck this girl. can yall help

STOP LAUGHING AT MY PENIS!!!!!

>>38068230
Trips too

>>38068254
You know what wasn't a questionable decision? Dropping the atom bomb on Hiroshima.

>>38068162
Lol shut up faggot
I guess when you roll in the mud with the other retards they don't look so bad.

>>38068254
When I give you the ruffies you won't have to question a thing baby baby

>>38068254
I'm here because my fetish is ugly social outcasts, what's up?

>tell them why you swiped right
People do this? They never do this to me. They just say 'hi, let me see your big cock at long XX.XXX LAT XX.XXX at 21 hundred hours from now.'
I never dare follow through..

>>38068254
Maybe with that degree in international relations you can keep the Japs at bay

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>>38068301
im fine with racism and having a laff but im not gonna bully anyone, anon

>>38068254
hi there i think you are really pretty and would like to court you.

>>38068254
Hey miss potato girl.

>>38068254
Hey I'm done with keeping the pretense that I'm this super tough and mean guy, I want someone who I can let my guard down and talk to on a personal level, if you're interested feel free to call

Can you be my Findom and take my wallet? Please spit on me mommy, I'll give you 50$ if you show me your tits.

>>38068254
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

>>38068038
This.
But man she must be fake. Who couldn't get this. Women never show themselves THIS dumb to me. But they don't show much to me anyway.

>>38068254
I don't want to fuck you, but you can watch me cum in your dog babe

>>38068332
you're a colossal fucking faggot

>>38068332
hey baby what i lack in penis size, intellect and appearance i sure make up for with my large heart

>>38068352
Original and relevant rolling

>>38068332
LMAO oreganolscudi

>>38068332
You're eight, that was mean I'm sorry dude and I'm sorry to that girl too

>>38068332
Shouldn't have even made this thread than

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>>38067570
"Hi, welcome to chili's"
after this, pretend you dropped your phone and the screen went black.

Whether or not you want to actually drop your phone is up to you.

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>>38068405
then*, faggot. not gonna be a total asshole, just a bit of a dick

"Do you play rainbow six siege?"

>>38068408
Holy kek. Rolling for this, but replace "I'm coming" with "I'm cumming"

>>38068254
Do you want to go on a date and not have a meaningless hook up ?

>>38068405
>you have to Bully in these threads
Go to /b/ if you wanna be a normie and bully people.
Bullying is bad.
>>38068428
>using us to start a nice conversation with a qt
REEE I'M BEING USED. I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID.

>>38068428
Hailey you disgusting whore

Also rolling for this desuu >>38068438

>>38067570
>Short hair
>Bright red lipstick
>Nose Ring
>That facial expression

Tumblr alert. The only way she could make it more obvious would be with a teal dye-job.

>>38068428
Ask her to post nudes and say you won't show anybody and be serious af

>>38068347
Can't believe how stupid people are that this is a fetish.

>>38068428
You just bullied me for my grammar mistake. That hurt anon. I'm pretty insecure about it

But I get how a bunch of people making you bully people can feel morally wrong. I can see how saying one bully comment can lead to anons here suggesting can lead to worse stuff

>>38068428
Post the entire lyrics to holla if ya hear me but don't admit to it until you're finished

>>38068254
Hi I you look nice, let's get to know each other

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>>38068168
of course traps are gay it's pretty obvious that beating off to someone with a dick is gay as fuck

>swiping right on kids
Why anon. That's creepy.

>>38068566
Winrar. Let's get it OP.

>>38068567
But if its just a very feminine cute penis?

>>38068566
Dubs buds bduda >>38068566

>>38068489
Anon I didn't say to bully people at all or even suggest it

>>38068428
>im trying to describe my online friends to a complete stranger
>im better than the social recluses.

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How is thi a thing yall

>>38068428
She's already reported you to the FBI for going on 4chan

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>>38068489
>Call someone a normie
>Think bullying is bad
Find the oxymoron, folks

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>>38068566
sent, grammar mistake and all. roll for this gril
>>38068600
>implying i think im better than yall
im just fucking around dude prolly gonna kms later

>>38068585
there's no such thing as a feminine penis, you're just a faggot

>>38068653
Stop trolling lesbians cockfag

>>38068653
Don't kys lad it's just banter
You don't want Hailey seeing you talk like that either
Now go out their and start slaying the puss

>>38068653
no, you're a normie who thinks he/shes better than us. and you use tumblr language. just by the way you talk I can tell you're human garbage.

18,18,19,probably <20
They're all kids anon. Fucking creepy.

>>38068678
kys im trans and volcel

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>>38068723
nice mental illness my dude

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>>38068489
>>38068600
>>38068718
im probably more attractive than most of yall ngl but the norms still dont like me

>>38068653
Hi I'm the ceo of footcorp, I'm a millionaire in footcoin, what's footcoin you might ask? Footcoin is revoultionary adaptation of Bitcoin to work in the foot fetish market place, I myself hold over a hundred million feet

>>38068760
you're proving my point more and more by replying to me. end yourself normalfag

>>38068760
>yall
kys
dont mute me

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>>38068653
oregonoliomolio

>>38068760
>can I get that old dudes number
What kind of a question is that.
H
Who'd share someone else's number with a stranger?
>tranny
>more attractive than us
Probably.

>>38067570
If dubs, say to all "we wuz KANGZ n sheet

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>>38068775
lol nice one origiooalaal

>>38068428
Whoa what a faggot.
>Showing a girl you visit 4chan.
Man, you are a special kind of retard.

>>38069548
>not being comfortable being yourself around women
this guy doesn't get laid 8)

god you can just see the mental illness straight away

>>38067570

is this a big deal or something? I get like 2-4 matches a week.

>>38069809
I get a few matches per day lol
most of the people itt are probably too awkward to use tinder unironically