>1200 word essay due in 6 and a half hours What's the

>>38065986
In high school I would always jam out 3 page English essays in the 30 minute class before. Weight training being a free period was a blessing.

>>38065986
M8, easy af.
Over the last year, I spent 40 minutes to 1 hour writing my 600-900 word essays each week and got a first class in my end of year exams.

You can do this, anon. I believe in you!

You can do it. Quit screwing around and get off 4chan. Good luck.

I write a 3k word essay in 5 hours after procrastinating the whole year, do it later op

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>120 words due in 1 minute

>5 more pages to write
>due midnight tmrw

I'm alright, right guys?

Also OP, I remember once, I wrote 4 pages in 20 minutes. It was midnight the day before it was due, I just put on a 20 minute song, and wrote the paper in one fell swoop. Not that bad, but it felt good to finish a paper in one song.

>>38065986
Programmed a game that was supposed to be done over a few months in a week.

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>have a 40 word poem due in 4 hours

Give it to me straight guys

>1200 word essay due in 6 and a half hours
plenty of time to write it, you can do it easily half the time or even in 2 hours or less

geez it seems like the kids are getting dumber and dumber these days, probably because they taking those drugs and smoking marijuana or whatever

just banged out a 3,000 word essay in less than two hours

>>38065986
>15 page paper due in 1 attosecond
What do I do robos

What subjects do you guys have to do to subject yourself to this type of shit with essays and presemtqtions

>>38065986
10 page computer science reports in two hours
because I can't write good essays, but bullshitting comes naturally to me

>>38067721
Once there was a fat fag,
Who frequented 4chan.
He tried to act friendly,
To receive free tendies,
But slipped in his cumrag.

17 more for you.

in high school i did a 50 page project + 2 5 page essays in one night (we had over a month to do it) and i got a 96 and i'm an idiot so if i was able to do that you can do it anon

>>38067673
What was essay about. I can't understand how that's possible unless it required no research at all.

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Dissertation done in 48 hour sitting. 10k. Got a first. My university degree hinged on it. I feel as though I've never fully recovered.

3000 words essay in 2 hours and 48 minutes, my neurons were on fire that day.

>>38067703
I had a two week programming project that I banged out in four and a half hours before it was due. It wasn't pretty at all but it compiled and produced correct output, so I got an A since that's more than half the class was able to do.

>>38067810
>but bullshitting comes naturally to me
I envy you, it was always the essays and crap that were always the hardest for me. I can sit down and work really hard when needed, but I've never been able to just make shit up very well. Like that programming project, I could say "Well this might not be the best way, but it's a way, and I know what to do to write it", but when I have to argue an opinion on a subject I don't care about in an essay I just draw a blank.

>>38065986
I wrote a 6000 word cited essay for an architecture history bullshit elective in the 12 hours before it was due, including actually picking a topic and finding sources. I ended up getting a B, but I came home after hand in and pretty much passed out from stress and caffeine. Turned my life and study habits around afterwards.

>>38068645
I used to write concisely. Teachers would tell me I needed more details, which meant that I had to write as if my audience were idiots. In sixth grade, I decided to load my writing with fluff, and the teacher loved it. Every piece of bullshit I've written since then was my way of spiting my past teachers.