ITT: things you hate about yourself, I'll start >hands

>procrastinate so much I can't focus my attention on finding a way to change

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>>38064755
>dad has aesthetic david bowie face
>get platinum blonde hair and bright green eyes from my mothers side
>I get a big fuck-off hooknose out of nowhere and kinda weak chin
I should have had a 10/10 chad face, why is the universe so cruel

>>38064755
>huge chin
>huge beard
>i look like a child molester
>chicks flee from me on sight

>>38065009
remember the beard and its length are optional buddy

>male
>thick thighs
>permanent eye bags
thats it desu i don't mind being 5'6 or having a 5 inch dick

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>>38064755
overthink everything
>constantly second-guess
>expected to make decisions

>>38065355
>i'm a cyborg
true robots reeeee at me too bad that robot are dying species
and normies hate me

>>38064755
>dumb
>not rich.

wow OP I have the same problem, I'd have to play a little ukelele or something. I'm gonna learn piano anyway though.

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I'm too autistic to take advantage of once in a lifetime opportunities

>qt3.14 grill in church
>start liking her
>months after her mother alludes to her daughter liking me
>mother tells me secrets about daughter and tells me "please don't tell qt3.14 I told you this XDD"
>even shows me baby pictures
>catch daughter staring at me multiple times, she looks away every time
>mfw

Other than that being a DYEL mode fag still

>>38064755
If I were to list all the things I hate about myself, I would reach the character limit.

>>38064755
>no motivation
>no impulse control
>can't keep up relationships
>bad skin
>bad hair
>bad body
>bumpy nose
>scars, rashes, marks
>not as intelligent as siblings
>not as talented or beautiful as other people
>no specialist skills
>waste my life on TV and 4chan

>dumb
>unattractive
>no real personality
>mentally ill

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>>38064755
>chinlet
>hips way too wide for a male
>hairline is fucked
>anxiety so bad to a point where I am nervous to text even my parents
>autism is getting worse
>only friend scams me for weed
>no motivation for anything
>cannot do anything independantly
>cannot even pretend to be friendly, too much work
>parents slowly hating me
>going to have no friends come autumn
>no gf

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>>38064755
>socially retarded

owiginaw

>not a cute girl
>can't think of anything creative or original
>no sense of humor
>struggle to hold conversation
>no will power
>heart pounds hard upon any confrontation even online
>can't psyche myself into anything
>hate normies but also envy normies; illogical
>procrastination
>incredibly lazy
>sheep mentality

>can't gain any weight
>multiple skin conditions
>shit nose
>shit eyesight
>unathletic
>stretch marks
>circumcised plus nasty scar
>dead eyes, eyebags
>fucked teeth

>>38064755
>hands too shaky for detailed drawing
>no motivation or drive
>gaining weight (fixing this by just not eating much)
>cyborg
>frequently pick and scratch at shit like fingernails and hangnails when anxious (all the time)
>not creative enough to be an idea guy
>too low confidence to think I'm good at doing things
>I'm a disappointment to everyone
>I hate that a part of me wants to be a woman/trap/femboy

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>>38064755
>brown skin
>can't speak spanish
fucking kill me

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i pretty much have the body proportions of a goblin, have a noticeable fupa, really short (5'1 to be exact), thin arms etc. im also half chink but i look white besides the fact that i have a pig nose and no glasses stay on me because of it. i never go outside without a hoodie because i feel uncomfortable and self-conscious without one, i also have a disgusting voice. some people compare it to that one minecraft meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dANKqxonWsk i want to die. i am a waste of resources and wish that assisted suicide wasn't so expensive

>>38064755
>manlet
>skinny and weak
>acne scars and dry skin
>too nerdy to hang out with normies
>not nerdy enough to hang out with nerds
>raggedy teeth
>I'm a mediocre artist for my age even though I want an art related career

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>>38064755
>socially retarded
>would be an 8/10 if i put in some effort
>cant start nor finish conversations
>cant maintain conversations
>cant small talk

>born broken
>chronic pain
>people either treat me pitiful, like I'm a cripple or disregard my ailment completely because it's not visible
>being the retard I am, I dislike both

>>38067371
if it wasn't illegal I would painless pity-murder you anon

>tfw 186cm
>tfw could've been 189 if it wasn't for mys curved lower back

i believe it's lumber lordosis, or something.
>inb4 186 is short
well where i live it is 4cm above average.

>>38064755
Nah your fingers stretch out over time. You evee seen those little kid guitar prodigies? Tiny hands but they can shred

>seizures i got into a car accident driving
>don't feel like i'm smart enough i suck at math

>>38064755
>autism
>lazy
>procrastinator
>zero social skills

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>my existence and societies expectations for me

>>38064755
Hello POTUS

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>>38064755
>skinnyfat with no access to the gym
>stretch marks that need to be healed
>keratosis pilaris on arms
>front teeth need to be fixed
>autistic/incredibly shy
>khhv

I really don't want to spend Valentine's Day alone again, so I'm gonna do my best to improve myself and start dating before then.

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>>38068692
>my nose, my fucked up finger, my fucking up teeth. my anger towards others. always telling others they are trash.
i have accepted that im an autistic child stuck in an adult body.

>missing both legs below the knee
Least I'm not too ugly lol

>skin is ridiculously sensitive
Sun burns, acne, constant peeling. Sucks ass

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>>38068813
what happened, anon? car accident?

>skinnyfat
>box shaped body
>crooked teeth that im too poor to fix
>thinning hair and receding hairline
>jew nose
>chinlet
>short
>socially retarded

Hahaha baby hands faggot hahaha

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Alright, I'll bite.

>genuinely feel my life and potential for success at anything in life is rigged due to parents age at my birth

>try to blow it off as nonsense and that self improvement will fix me
>nothing seems to work
>read more into age and how it relates to the outcome of the child
>read about how the mitochondria have a higher risk for mutations and chromosomes have higher potential for damage the older the mother is
>realize this is likely the true genesis point for all of my problems and natural personality disorders
>its not exactly a hate for myself, but not for my parents either as: how were they to know the real effect it would have down the line?
>i blame no one, i'm just sad

all i needed was parents to be a few years younger and i could have been chad

>inb4 you would still be the same

my brother was born 7 years earlier and he is taller, wider frame, non-retarded, non hook nose and generally just has a more approachable aura, if you are a robot you will know what i mean when I say girls and normies can literally smell your genetic inferiority. It may have something to do with pheromones or something.

>>38064755
Haha are you Donald DRUMPF

>>38068905
>car accident?
Actually yeah. Friend was driving and we got t boned from the right side

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My dick is too small

Comento orintangodangle

>>38069126
At least you kept your knees bro. Walking on prosthetics is 10x more difficult without them.

I'm so boring, I have nothing to talk about.

>>38069699
how biggu desu?

>>38069791
It's just under 6 inches long. I forget the circumference, it's been a while since I checked. It's like 5.5 inch or something. That's it in the pic.

>>38069855
I'm 5 inches even, and about 4.5 circumference. I wonder if it's big enough to ever pleasure a girl or if I should just fuck prostitutes for my own pleasure.

>>38069943
Eh I was just trolling, I kno my dick is larger than average. Unfortunately, I'm socially inept so I do bang hookers. The Asians say it's too big and look uncomfortable the entire time. My advice to you is find an Asian or at least very petite girl.

>>38064755
>ill never be skinny or cute enough to wear a dress.

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>ill never drive a truck and if i had the chance id be shit at shifting

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>>38064755
>blue eyes
>thick blonde hair
>tall
>slim
>massive crooked fucking nose.

I could've been chad.

>round, egg-shaped head
>moles, more coming every day
>fat waist
>voice, especially when I get too excited and slur everything
>my lack of motivation
>easily frustrated with myself which makes practice hard
>too weak to stop masturbating or watch pornography
>too scared to commit suicide
>born with original sin

>Tall but fat
>Socially inept beyond basic conversation
>practically no motivation or direction in life
>small hands
>permanent bags under eyes
>booksmart but suck at everything

>>38064755
> bad skin from fathers side. In the mirror I look exactly like him
> short
> weird hair. some grows thin and others super thick??
> a mole in my upper lip
> too hairy. Thanks to my father
> skinny fat. Can't lose weight
>ugly nose
> greasy hair
> lots of scars mostly auto inflicted
> no hips no ass
> KVH
> friendless
> parents hate me and I hate them
> Compulsive liar
> not as intelligent or interesting as I act
> not cute/beautiful
> no motivation to do anything
> suicidal
> violent
> doesn't care about anything or anyone
> Sadist
> pervert
> no morality

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>>38064755
>fat
>saggy skin
>unattractive feet
>thicc thighs
>red face
>teeth aren't straight
>can't properly grow a beard

At least I'm not a manlet, I guess.

>can't into conversation
>zero confidence or motivation so don't end up doing anything new
>insecure and oversensitive about everything

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>lanky as fuck
>big lips
>bob ross hair
>potmarked forehead
>hunch back
>average or below average at everything
>no desire to improve
>extremely cynical
>let others walk all over me

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>my potential

king of the world, but I don't wear my crown

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>>38064755
>be Male
>have Shakira hips
No matter how much I work out my hips will never lie

>small tits
>hairy body

everyone thinks their hands are too small when they start an instrument.

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>lisp
>procrastinator
>obese
>stretch marks
>crooked teeth

I just keep running away

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>>38065009
dat u in the pic?

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>nigger lips
>large forehead
>gross bushy eyebrows
>large hips and ass, I'm not even gay
>5 ft 4
>get told I look like an ugly girl
>mixed child between latino and anglo, so no culture
>can't even do small talk
>too poor to even get a PC
I'm just gonna end it at the end of this year

>>38071758
5 ft 2*
Originally fucked up that piece of data

>>38065756
niggero how long ago was this? if you still see her you should go for it.

remember

just be yourself.

>>38071797
This happened within the last 6-8 weeks

>>38065756
if u don't talk 2 her ur a massive homo who will have regrets 4 the rest of his life

don't ride the nice feel of knowing that it's a sealed deal just because she likes you back, because she'll lose interest very soon

i'm actually surprised that it's been months and she's still into you

>>38064755
i am a FAT FUCK and i think i would look really good if i was thin but i can stop eating

Why don't all you hippy anons just become my qt trap waifu?

>>38071929
i really feel sorry for traps when they hit 30

>can held conversation perfectly well, but after like 1 minute I start shaking uncontrollably, even with my friend
>always been told i'm gifted but all teachers gave up on my because i cant focus for shit or do anything

>>38064755
>feel insecure no matter what clothes I wear
>Can't make facial expressions properly because of braces and other shit
>nearly fall on the autistic spectrum, so constantly paranoid everyone thinks im autistic
>My solution to not being able to fall asleep is masturbating
>feel like a teleporter accident; I'm a teacher's pet who gets straight A's, but I'm also on 4chan.

>>38071898
>if u don't talk 2 her ur a massive homo who will have regrets 4 the rest of his life
I feel this is how it's gonna go down. I'm one of those robots who is scared of talking to people. I was voted Most Quiet in High School.

>don't ride the nice feel of knowing that it's a sealed deal just because she likes you back, because she'll lose interest very soon

i'm actually surprised that it's been months and she's still into you
I'm surprised as well. I should probably talk to her soon, but I won't see her again until ~2 weeks from now

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>>38064755
I hurt everyone around me for no reason

>>38064755
I know that feel
>have to play high register so fingers hit frets properly
>have to half ass bass

>spineless
>never leave the house
>my cognitive abilities are declining
>spend hours on this forum instead of reading books or smth

>>38065009
Shave the beard. Beards are repulsive. they decrease every man's attractiveness. It's legit pubes on your face.

>Not a happy person who's fun to be around
>not funny

There's many things that I claim to be passionate about but that I don't engage in nearly enough because I drift so easily into a sickening passivity. It's almost like I enjoy decomposing.

>>38073471
What's the status on goatees?

>>38064755
>lazy as fuck
>Dumb
>absolutely no will power to get anything done

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>>38064755
>manlet
>brown
>almost blind
>fat
>probably asperger's

>too retarded to understand how the society works

>>38064755
>ugly
>chin deformity
>would be much less ugly if I just had a goatee or something
>literally 0 facial hair, none, none at fucking all
I remember at 16 and always expecting to eventually just grow some facial hair, at 17 I wondered if maybe i'm just a late bloomer, at 18 I told myself certainly by the end of the year. 19, starting getting a bit concerned, here we are at 20 and other people have begun asking me "why don't you have any facial hair?". I turn 21 in a few months, I've given up all hope. Yesterday I was walking with a friend and some guys he knew pulled up in a car and started asking him "oh is that your girlfriend?". Fucking tired of this gay earth.

>>38064755
you could probably do violin or guitar with a thin neck
just give it a try if you can

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>in love
>with a married girl

>Puffy nips/gyno
>Manlet
>Socially retarded/awkward


The worst is when you think you've come a long way with your social skills and learn people still think you're kind of off.

>>38064755
~30lbs Overweight
~Grey hair that I constantly need to dye (started going grey in middle school)
~mild speech impediment that I've had my entire life
~my lack of fashion sense and style
~my lack of creativity and my poor attempts at learning a second language, learning to play the banjo, and practicing my drawing skills

I am happy that I'm relatively good with money and went to college (with graduating gpa of 3.5). I'm also happy that I have found a very nice SO (with similar morals and ambitions), and we both have relatively good jobs

>>38064755
>short
>fat
>chinlet
>bad personality
>poor

>>38074062
>~
What the original fug?

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>>38072014
>was voted Most Quiet in High School.
tfw wtf

>constantly need to dominate people in order to feel sane

>>38064755
>big nose
>almost as skinny as eugenia cooney because high metabolism
>slightly unsymmetrical face

>>38071887
do it now, even if it's highly autistic or crinchy when you do it, it will wear of after a while

>>38064755
>wristlet
>pale, tanning is impossible
>voicelet
>look 16 when I'm 22
>can't grow half decent facial hair

>Be alpha
>Play to many games
>Die to many times in these highly competetive games
>It degenerates my psyche
>now i need to constantly dominate people in order to feel sane
>mfw games fucked me bad

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>get mad too easy for simple reasons (games, traffic, etc)
>just fat enough to be considered fat
>no drive
>ADD
>nerve-damaged spot on my shin just below the knee that gets intense pain with barely a touch

>too high testosterone to be a twink
>1/8 gypsy
>live in Norway so shit weather every single day

>50 lbs overweight but can't go a day without eating
>addicted to cigarettes
>addicted to morph
>no good answer when people ask what I do or what i do for fun
>no good answer when people ask what my future plans are

>weird hair that's very thick but sticks up if it's not long.

I can either have really short hair, or really long hair. No in between unless I cover my head in gel.

>>38064755
>hands are too small to play any stringed instrument
how... Oddly specific.

>my stutter
>have a voice that sounds like a bag of gravel
>can't grow facial hair until I hit my mid 20s because shit tier genetics
>shitty teeth

>>38071758
I have huge lips too, plus I'm skinny af have an ugly nose and weak chin

I'm essentially a girl(male)

>big head
>bad hair

I have an ok face, but that combo just kills it for me. Not to mention I waste my life here.

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>could've been a genius if I worked at it but I'm lazy
>try to be kind to people constantly but they think I'm a sperg for it
>constantly breaking promises I want to keep
>lie a lot to save my own skin
>too lazy and self conscious to start lifting even tho I could look like Jojo if I wanted
>too much of a robot for normies to like me
>too much of a normie to not hate robots
>can't tell if my friends hate me and just like to expose my autism
>say I'll turn over a new leaf on my life but whenever I get the chance I just go back to old habits
>just plain ugly
>care too much about others opinions
>complain even though my problems are too small to complain about when I should be helping others with theirs
>too much of a pussy to kill myself

>>38074678
>have a voice that sounds like a bag of gravel

That's a good thing, anon. Gravelly voices are sexy.

>>38074866
no, I mean to the point where you can't even hear what I'm saying. Shake a bag of gravel, and you have what I sound like, no matter what I'm saying. My voice has transcended sexy deepness and went into the territory of Bostonian-tier indecipherable muttering.

i have terrible anger issues

orignian

>>38064755
>fingers too long to properly play guitar
fuck this, I can only play the basic chords barre ones are impossible cause I can't bend my fingers all the way

>no chin
>shy
>terrible life choices
>zero motivation to get a job
>incapacitate anxiety
>melancholy and infinite sadness
>hate social gatherings
>coward
>too sensitive to extreme temperature
Just end my life mate

I HAVE NO FUCKING SOCIAL SKILLS!

that'sit

>Think thighs
>Poor
>5'9
>Not many friends

>>38064755
my face is round even tho I'm not fat

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>>38075012
Bullshit. Practice more.

>>38066102
I would need about 10 comments full to the char. limit to even start on that. I really hate my self, but not as much as I used to, and I've learned to feel better by forgiving myself more and learning to love other people.

>>38064755
Just a reminder that people who hate themselves are sometimes tortured artists/geniuses, and can often be at least above average intelligence.

Not true for every single one of you, but hopefully someone feels a tiny bit better knowing that they're intelligent enough to find flaws in themselves when most organisms struggle to comprehend the concept of self deprecation.

>thought I had problems
>read thread

> I'm mfing Adonis

>>38064755
on other hand (lol) i have oversized palms which look really awkward, but at least a can play the guitar haha!

>autism

I could of been a normie
the biggest normie in history

>wasnt born a billionaire

seriously, could you even imagine the lives they get to fucking live just because they were born to a rich family? flying all over the world, buying out entire 3rd world countries, starting civil wars just for shits and gigs, renting out entire resorts and fucking celebrities

and im over here eating reheated rice with my 5 year old laptop, fucking bullshit

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>>38064755
>bahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha THIS!!!

lulz i know that feel!

>>38075896
Its sad. Imagine billionaires 100 years from now?

Probably better just to live 100 years from now than being a billionaire now.

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>>38075950
this

I legitimately get depressed when I think about how I will never get to do cool sci-fi stuff like float through space endlessly on my self sustaining spaceship, or exploring new undiscovered planets, fighting with alien monsters, fucking QT alien grills, being a cyborg, fighting an interplanetary war


our time period fucking sucks shit

I have diagnosed autism

fuck my shit up i will die alone hhaha

>>38076016
Yeah, but compared to what your ancestors did 1000 or even 100 years ago, it's not too bad. You can get from Antarctica to California in a matter of hours, and you can have a face to face conversation with someone in space, from the comfort of your bedroom. It may not seem too exciting, but your life probably goes beyond our predecessors' wildest dreams. People with ayy lmao gf's and light speed space ships in the future will be saying the same thing as you.

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>rhotacism

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>>38064755
> epididymitis
> can never fap again
jfmsu

>>38065446
Good luck reaching past an octave orrrrrignal

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>>38064755
>bent nose from accident
>fatal dose of autism
>boring and and too submissive personality
>People only like me when they don't know me
>shit tier hair
>life has given me great opportunities many times but I have threw every single one away
>no ability to flirt or maintain normal conversations with the opposite gender
>Incredibly lazy and egotistical
>no motivation nor will to do anything productive
>generally considered an unlikable and horrid human bean by the people around me.

I was blessed with good genes and looks yet in the end It turned out almost everything bad about me stems from my personality instead.