I've noticed here on your resume a large gap in your employment

I fought the normie wars.

We lost a man. He was a good friend.

It's called double spacing Mr Shekelsberg

>not putting bullshit down on your resume
Literally EVERYBODY does this. If you do not, you are an idiot. Chad does it, so does Brad, Stacy and all her friends do too.

I always say I was a carer for my autistic brother for some of it. Or else just couldn't find employment but was actively seeking and keeping myself busy with voluntary work. I know people who will bullshit for me.. Its a tough job market here. But then it's not as though any job I apply for is really important enough to care

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"It's really easy, son. You walk into the place and speak with the manager. Tell him that you want the job, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake."

I've never worked and I'm only here because disability people think my mental condition isn't bad enough to get on the pension yet.

But now that I told you that I definitely wont be getting this job anyway.

Okay I guess that's it then, see you.

>>38064703

I did this initially but don't need to anymore as its so good now

>>38064686
You have more serious issues if you can afford to double space your resume and keep it to a page

>>38064749
This. I have a reasonably shit employment history but I got two pages with exaggerating alone.

>>38064723

I did this exact thing at In-N-OUT, I even interviewed the following morning

[Spoiler]I didn't get hired, 26 years old still NEET

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>>38064878

fucking capital letters

>>38064878
The HQ at El Puente?

>>38064923

Nah it was in Mesa ,AZ

>>38064878
You just need a pulse to work a job like that, how did you fuck up so bad

>>38064964

They start out at 11.50 per hour so I can understand why the manager wouldn't want a sperg working there even though I would be a harder worker than anyone there

>>38064941
In & Out Burger?
Didn't even know they were outside of California

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Job searching is giving me intense anxiety, and I've barely started. It doesn't help that my sister is incredibly successful in her career.

>>38065069

They are in fucking Texas

>tfw you can pull multiple interviews in a single day regularly
>tfw also means that there are a bunch of extremely inconvenient and shitty jobs in my industry

cooking is suffering, truly

>>38064633

That's none of your business and I HAVE a job.

>>38064674

Get the fuck out REDDIT.

>>38064703

I never did that you faggot!!!!!

>>38064717

wow nice excuse for not working you piece of fucking shit.

>>38065090

See >>38064723

Don't be a PUSSY.

>>38064749

Oh yeah? Then upload your fucking resume so we can see it. You can talk shit with your ass so lets see if you can back up that smack talk.

Got hired as a Night Manager yesterday Mcdonald's just yesterday. What am I in for?

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my cup still had joe in it, what can a man do but stay true to his own values, his own rules?

>>38065173
at a Mcdonald's*

>>38064878
Honestly, with wagie jobs like those at restaurants and stuff, walking in and asking for a job is a good move.
Corporate/white collar jobs however

>>38065090
Yeah like a phone call saying you've got an interview tomorrow at 1pm. And you have to wear successful looking clothes when you feel unsuccessful inside.

>>38064723
I would have been way further ahead in life right now had I not followed the advice of my boomer parents and teachers.

Boomers must have grown up in bizzaroland when any room temperature IQ retard could find a good job.

>>38064633
Yes, I was caring for a sick relative

>>38065244
>Boomers must have grown up in bizzaroland when any room temperature IQ retard could find a good job.

they literally did senpai

my parents just cant understand how one can finish college and not get a job right out of the gates

>>38064633
a gap requires a start and an end

>>38065173
>Got hired as a Night Manager yesterday Mcdonald's just yesterday.

Tons of drunk niggers, have Anon

>>38064941
>Nah it was in Mesa ,AZ
I used to live there
I know the exact in and out you are talking about maybe

>>38064633

I've signed an NDA with the government and legally cannot talk about what I did for that duration of time.

They'll know your trustworthy and important then, anon.