>Be Chick-fil-A president >Pray to God >God watches

>>38062903
Nice
>ewftwdr

BEEF'D

>>38062903
She does realize that's not a real cow right?

Just asking because you never know with religious people.

>>38063647
>Buttmad liberal
You're not going to get the place shut down.

>>38063647
eat some blessed meat, berniebot

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Chick-fil-a.
More like DICK-fill-a.
Get it?
Because the dick fills the ass.
Anyways, should I eat there, one opened up not to far from me.

>>38062903
> loyal employees always cheerfully respond "it's my pleasure" when ever someone thanks them

They seriously need to stop this. Its creepy as fuck. Like stepford wife shit.

>>38063772
Yeah, I want to be treated rudely too

>>38063749
it will be full of QTs. it's worth eating inside even if you are alone.

>>38063772
i like it. i thank them multiple times per visit just to trigger the automatic response. one of the few times in life i have power over the behavior of a woman, so i take advantage.

>>38063749
you should definitely eat there.

>>38062903
>be a christcuck
>spend whole life going to a shitty boring building every sunday for literally no reason

LOL

>>38064488
>literally no reason

Networking and having principles. Two things you'll always suck at.

>>38064488

Is Chick-fil-A, dare I say, the new church?

Wouldn't be surprised if more christians go there than church.

>>38063647
>this is a fedora's idea of comedy

>>38064607
>m-muh principles
>nobody else in human history has ever had principles without religion!!!!

>>38062903
I'm an atheist and I love chic fil a and don't care about its politics.

>>38064654
stop trying, atheism is obsolete

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>>38064680
this is the funniest post i've read all week tbqhfam

>>38062903
>Jesus asks Christians to care for the poor more than he asks anything else
>They only show up in overwhelming numbers to oppose gays, and probably only then because there was fried chicken to eat at the protest spot
>Meanwhile the mere state of homelessness is increasingly punished by law and protections for the poor are routinely stripped away by the "Christian" right wing party

American Christians are empty Christians that cynically exploit doctrine to justify hatred while avoiding the core message.

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>>38064651
>comedy

in the photo, you see a grown woman taking a photo with a cow.

this is not normal, unless she actually thinks she's hugging a real cow.

>>38064784
I am an athiest and I approve this message.

Though this country nuked people having EBT when not werking so the christcucks are the only ones to give the homeless food now.

>>38064784
>avoiding the core message.
the core message is certainly not enabling gayness. That's the one thing they do get right.

>>38064801
You actually are autistic.

>>38064832
>all sins are equal in the eyes of god
>sinning even once damns your soul to hell
>caring about this one specific sin
I want christfaggots to make sense. They only care about working hard, sexuality, and sobriety.

>>38062903
Gays love that chicken, too. How many times did you see them admitting that they still went to Chick-fil-A even after all that info came out?

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>>38062903
>Eat at Chick-fil-A
>Tastes like an elementary school cafeteria
>Get the fried chicken on sourdough from Carl's Jr.
>Gorgeous juicy hot chicken on soft fresh bread
Why the fuck do Christians punish themselves with shit-tier chicken? Why is hating gays that important? What a weird thing to base a religion on.

Pic absolutely fucking related.

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>>38064801
>this is not normal, unless she actually thinks she's hugging a real cow

Anon, I...

>>38064823
>Though this country nuked people having EBT when not werking

if only we nuked the people instead of the EBT

>>38064886
>I want christfaggots to make sense. They only care about working hard, sexuality, and sobriety.

You're just as bad.

In actuality, you care little about anything in the bible except the stuff that coincides with your humanist views. And you are consistently outranked by Christians in the stuff that does coincide with your views (atheists give less to the poor).

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>>38064801
go to your room and play with your fidget spinner until you realize what you did wrong

>>38065035
Not because they want to. And it's right wingers that vote against socialist shit to begin with. Most chrisfaggots don't donate to the poor. The ones that do donate are just afraid of their sky daddy being mad at them for not. Atheists are few and far between,so it's not like there's enough of them to help anyone out, there's that too.

>>38065545
If they're "few and far between" then they should fucking donate more to compensate.

>>38063772
This.
It's really unsettling being treated politely for a change.

>>38063772
>employee says "it's my pleasure"

This ACTUALLY triggers someone.

>>38064848
Thanks, Dr. 4chan. Now that I know my true problem, I can begin to put my life into the correct place.
Idiot.

>>38064886
>sobriety
"It is not what goes into your mouth that defiles you, but what comes out of it."
-Jesus

>>38065914
So you should swallow?

>>38065977
"Let the king bring me into his chambers."
-Solomon

>>38065977
No. The bible is strict about creampies.

>>38066034
"Be fruitful and multiply."
-God

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>>38063647
Nice one, we shall educate the masses one day with our funny memes~!

>>38064886
Honestly, the true hardcore Christians DO take this message to heart. They don't want anybody having sex before marriage, DO volunteer at soup kitchens, are absolutely friendly to everybody they meet, and hate don't resent the sinner
>For all have fallen short of the glory of God, there is not one who is truly righteous on this Earth
It's fair-weather Christians who are the most guilty of hypocrisy.

>>38063832
holy shit that`s sad as fuck

memes aside Chickf-fil-a is the best chicken fast food place besides Lee's.
>Double lane
>Weill send employees out to take your order if there is heavy traffic
>never had to wait more than 5 minutes even during rush hour
>Spicy chicken sandwhiches are great along with the lemonade shake.

>>38066576
>never had to wait more than 5 minutes even during rush hour

is this really the case? the main reason i avoid chick-fil-a is because I see a line wrapped all the way around the building half the time

whatever... Dairy Queen has better chicken anyway

>>38065702
>75 percent of the tax money goes to the cops just so they can arrest people for being homeless then put them no probation to make slavery legal
No. They could just put some money in their hands at this point.

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>>38062903
>gay
>love chick fil a

>>38067436

>be cock gobbler
>eat chick fil a

makes perfect sense