>mom went to the beach with my siblings and wont return until

>>38062536
Dude how fucking old are you?

This is your chance to commit suicide without anybody interrupting you, don't let that slip away

Just shitpost and masturbate all day, that's what I do if I'm home alone.

>>38062536
>doesn't graduate college and live by himself
get out normie

>>38063535
w-why?

>>38063560
>depending on your parents is considered normie now

welcome to the club lad

I used to smoke weed and drink 800mg of DXM when my family left, and listen to p.u.l.s.e. while playing halo with my friends. just embrace the fact that you're staying loveless tonight and get fucked up on all the intoxicants you can get your hands on.

>>38063634
>all the intoxicants you can get your hands on.

L.O.L.

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>>38063629
Because why can't you just bring back a girl with your parents in or just sneak her in. Also you're dad gets home at 9pm? That's not very late if you really wanted a girl back shouldn't it be all night?

>>38063764
>why can't you just bring back a girl with your parents in or just sneak her in
I said that I don't know any

>if you really wanted a girl back shouldn't it be all night?
No because I would be alone during the day, not night

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>>38063839
>No because I would be alone during the day, not night
Don't you get more lonely during the night anon?

>>38063902
No because I have you guys :^)

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>>38063919
ayyyy love you mane

>>38062536
You sound underage, OP. I would suggest killing yourself.

>>38063629
Because your underage you piece of shit.

>>38063976
not even close anon, that's probably the saddest part