Message the 20th girl on your phone contacts. > Hey beautiful

>>38061584
I don't think my girlfriend would like that

>>38061584
>implying most robots have even a single girl in their contacts, excepting their mothers

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>>38061584
>implying I have even one girl in my phone contacts

>>38061584
20th? I don't even have one
Plus I work till 10 tonight
How would I even go on a 'date'?

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>r9k
>having 20 girls on your phone contacts
>even using a phone

I have like 5 phone contacts and the only female is my mom.

sorry im too much of a pussy

I have 1 female contact and it's my mom

>>38061584
that girl's body is disgusting

beanpole lookin ass bitch

>>38061584
Besides utilities (police, ambulance, etc) I have exactly three contacts.

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>>38061584
>tfw you only have 6 contacts in your phone
>3 are family, 1 is friend
>2 other 2 are army recruiters

c-can we play something else, g-guys?

I don't even have 20 contacts you fucking normie infiltrator

>implying I have 20 contacts let alone 20 female contacts

>checks phone
>20th girl is actually the girl you were going to ask out next time you see her in person
Fuck you OP and your wizard magic.

>>38061584
>have 5 contacts
>one of which is my own phone number

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>>38061584
>having 20 female contacts
>having any female contacts besides family

get the fuck out of this board right fucking now

>>38061584
I won't text my mom, what the hell.

>>38061584
>20th
But OP, I have exactly 0.

>>38061584
>20th girl
>TWENTIETH

wew

>20 contacts
You do know where you are, right?

>>38061584
the only woman in my phone contacts is my mom you newfag
sage and report

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>>38061601
Whoa. OP is not a faggot after all.

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.45% content).

>>38061584
I am not sending that to my mom

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> not having female contacts
Lmao why don't you losers

>>38061694
fucking this
how did op know

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Dubs decides who I message

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>>38061584
>Message the 20th girl on your phone contacts.

I don't even have anyone except my mom and dad in my phone contacts.

>>38062042
Liv
>originoli

>>38062042
the 20th girl you fucking idiot

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I'm 30 and I wouldn't even have a phone if my parents didn't insist I have one and keep on buying me a new one every 2 years. They also pay the bill for it. They just want me to have it so they can contact me.


Anyone else here relate or are you all just pseudo-robots.

>>38061601
This. Where do you think you are, OP?

>>38062134
I would post my contact list but it's full of clients so I can't do that with out revealing private information
I don't have anyone personal in my contacts besides my parents though

>>38062134
message the dog groomer
tell him "howd u like to groom THIS T H I C C P U C C I"
then send him a picture of a cat

>>38062134
I have a phone because
>1. It allows me to access the internet (no cable or wifi for me)
>2. Browsing 4chan using the Clover app is insanely comfy

>>38061584
That's such a cringey fucking message. You sound insufferable OP. Probably aged 14-19

>>38061584
If someone has 20 girls in his phone contacts he's an alpha normie and doesn't belong here.

>>38062329
sure faggot
you couldn't think of a better one

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>20 female contacts

GET OUT TURBOCHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

>>38061668
>He's alpha enough to try to join the army
FUCK OFF CHAD

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>>38061584
Who should I message again?

>>38061947
>Ugly
>Bald
>Live with parents still
>Shit job

Take your pick

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>>38062523
what are you doing on my phone

>>38061584
I only have like 8 phone contacts, none of which are female.

>>38061584
Looks like I'm going out with my grandma tonite bois

>>38062081
I only have those twelve, "idiot".

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>>38062863
>only 12

>>38062863
you only know women from tinder? kek
message kate

>>38061660
>he has 911 saved in his contacts

>>38061584
>no female phone contacts

i hate this world. all white women are whores

I remember long ago when I was still a robot in denial I grabbed my sisters phone and added a bunch of her contacts to my phone in order to make it so I had lots of contacts.

Now I'm real with myself and just keep mum n dad on their since there's no point in pretending to know anyone enough to have their number on my phone.

>>38061584
I don't even have 10 contacts of either gender

>>38061584
>having 20 girls in your contacts
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38061584
the single girl on my phone contacts is my mom, i have like 5-6 ppl there cause i don t use the phone

>>38062902
>12 girls is a lot
>>38062942
Don't see any dubs yet

I don't even have 20 non girl contacts.

>>38061584
>20th
>girl
>phone
do i look like bruce wayne or donald trump to you?

This is an effective bait thread

>>38063503
nobody is getting dubs bro might as well just message kate

>>38061584

I have 3 grills on my phone and one of them is a nigger

The fuck you think you are?

>>38062134
20 mod 5 = 0. You have to ask out your brother

>>38062042
the police- tell them youre going to kys for being gay

>>38063571
No thanks, Kate sucks (figuratively, not literally)
>>38063861
Haha butthurt faggot here's a (you)

>>38063921
message jordan then

>>38061584
>20th
If you have even one you are a normal faggot

>>38061614
>5 contact
Get a load of this normie. I only have my mom and dad.

>>38064301
what type of faggot doesnt have his grandma in his contacts

>>38063503
1 is already to much you Norman Chad fuck. Now get out

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>>38064952
The one whom grandma died 3 years ago

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>>38061584
>Be 17
>Meet this girl, name's Sophia
>Forced to sit next to her on bus going to jazz festival for band
>Get to know her pretty well, pure af
>Night comes, little bit after dinner we move to very back of bus
>Literally fingerbang her on a crowded high school bus and nobody catches me
>We exchange numbers, fuckin IN THERE
>Before we leave she gives me a kiss on the cheek
>Barely even notice it because was talking to a friend
>She stops talking to me
>mfw she thought I didn't want her kissing me

Well it's been 2 years since then, and she wished me a happy birthday this past April. Should I go for it guys?

I only have one girls phone number that isn't family and she's an internet friend with a boy friend.

In my life I've never had 20 girls in my contacts.
Be they coworkers, family members, or some other non-sexual acquaintance.

>>38065839
Ctrl+V her number 19 times, boom

>>38065839
do my godmother's daughter and my cousin's half-sister count as family?

>>38065827
do it anon. Once i did let a girl slide because i was scarred of fucking it up in the first place. i still regret it.

>>38062042
LIV message her plz

>>38061584
All the women I have in my contacts are from all over the country, I have no car and it's 2 am.

>>38065827
>Should I go for it guys?
For sure, you have nothing to lose, that's why you're here.

>>38061584
>having +20 contacts on your phone

>>38066662
kek clever troll form op

>>38061584

"Are you gay? I'm a trap!"

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>>38061584
>20th girl on your phone contacts

I only have mom and dad on contacts...

>>38061584
i have 8 contacts: mom, brother, dad, stepdad, psychiatrist, psychologist, bank and isp.

>>38061584
I would but I have 0 contacts

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>>38061584
>girl
>phone contact
>20th

>>38063105
you stopped swimming against the tide, thats a sign of maturity

>>38061584
>Message the 20th girl on your phone contacts.
Does op know what fucking board he's in??

>>38061697
Same, but I have more than 5.

>20th girl on your phone contacts.
>girl on your phone contacts.
>phone contacts
>phone
fuck off

fuck this /b/ tier shit bait thread

>>38061584
The only females i have on my contacts are my mother and sister

>Only non-family female contact is best friend's gf

I'll sit this one out lads, you go on ahead

Lol fuck you 4chan.My 20th female contact is my grandma,no lie.

i've had my phone for 2 years and my mother is still my only contact.

norman please leave this place, you have the entire rest of the internet.