How to get fired from my shitty job? Im working at a little restaurant,

>>38056804
Get fall-down, retarded drunk and go to work

tell them some bullshit sob story about your life and gain sympathy

>>38056804
Do your work horribly. Be slow, make mistakes all the time. Come to work drunk or high like the second poster suggested.
Have fun looking for your next job because eventually you'll run out of money. My honest recommendation is try not to give a fuck about things your coworkers say.

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>>38056804
Are you me anon? Exact thing I had to deal with. I eventually got fired for some tiny bullshit. Still sort of angry and sad about everything but i hated being there because of my coworkers

>>38056804
Why not just quit, anon? Go to your boss/manager/whatever and straight up tell him "I'm done here, I'd like out." It would go over a lot better and probably look better on your resume to be able to say you left on good terms instead of sperging out until you got fired.

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>>38057587
>I eventually got fired for some tiny bullshit.
>tiny

much like your penis

>>38057618
Quitters can't collect unemployment.

OP, poop on the bathroom floor every day until they fire you. Make sure they can't prove that it was for shitting on the floor, they'll just make up some other reason for firing you.

>>38056804
>WAHHHHHHHHHH
>WAHHHHHHHHHH
>FEEELL BAD FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
You're pathetic as fuck, annoying faggot. You can just quit your job. Also, maybe you should smile more and say hello to your coworkers more often. The same applies to the chick you like.
>b-b-but...
Fuck off.

>>38057634
How do you know I have a small penis?