You guys need to stop thinking that doing certain things make

This. He'd be considered quirky, but not weird or creepy.

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>>38055929
"Well, son. It's really simple. You just walk in there and speak with the manager. Look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake."

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>>38055974
"Get off that computer! You need to go into the store to get a job."

>>38055974
fuck this really makes me so fucking damn anxious

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>>38055959
fucking exactly.

orignalio

>>38055974
REEEEEEEEEEE JUST DIE ALREADY BOOMERS YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING SHIT GENERATION HOLY SHIT

>>38055974

>be me working in department store
>well dressed young man comes in to ask for job with his resume
>store manager humors him, but tells him theres nothing he can do, all applications are processed online by HR in the capital city
>Guy leaves
>Manager remarks to other nearby subordinate managers "I dont have any fucking money as if I'm gonna hire some walk in off the street. Said he's worked at _____, pfft why would we want one of those fucksticks here"
>Throws his resume in the garbage

This is what really happens robots. Dont even bother. Just submit your application online, one of thousands, and hope some latte-sipping, roastie HR bitch thinks youve included enough about workflace diversity and feminism in there to pass you through to the next round

>>38056845
Or better yet never get a job and live and home and then get welfare.

literally the only thing that matters is bone structure

I had one friend who was like a 9/10 model and he used to get away with doing the most fucked up shit that girls would just laugh at

however if I do one tiny little misstep everybody berates be like I just committed genocide or something

literally what is the point