Hey /r9k/, what do you do to keep the roasties away?
I wear a Trump hat, I've gotten complements from roasties before, but after I wore the hat, the bitches stayed away.
>>38055906
>the hat
>the power contained within
>>38055932
I feel like a rebel when wearing it
:^)
i found voting for trump AND having erectile dysfunction (both highly medically related) have done wonders in keeping all women away.
I just avoid eye contact and don't smile at them and they usually leave me alone after that.
>>38055906
I exist. It's worked pretty well so far.
>>38055955
Lmao not OP, but I tell women I vote for Trump because most women I encounter are college aged and I know it will make them extra toasty.
Anything to make a dumb feminist simmer
>>38055938
Tips MAGA hat.
You have been muted yada yada.
>>38055998
I love my hat extra more because it was made in china, my dad got it for me on a whim; its a surprisingly nice hat, and it fits my head perfectly.
By just being myself.
Just wear the 4chan x MAGA hat.
Tee hee I voted for Trump and women don't like me. As if you needed a stupid Trump hat to keep women away. You know your body odor kept your tooth missing selves from women anyway.
I gained 40 lbs and stop showering
>>38055906
I fully support Trump but going around in a MAGA hit is pretty obnoxious
>>38055906
Go back to your containment board /leftypol/
>>38055906
Daily reminder
This is how a Trump loyalists actually look IRL
>>38058418
/leftypol/ isnt even a board, where did this meme come from?
>>38055964
yeah this work, girls communicate primarily through eye contact, so just avoid that.
>>38056025
Good. If you were a dumb goy and bought an official MAGA hat like me, you get put on the "good goy list". The republican party sent junkmail 10 times for a "survey" that also asks for donations.
>>38058529
I think it's a board on another chan.
>>38058418
Go invade and destabilize another country for Greater Israel, goy.
>>38055906
/b/tard here. I'm having an argument with my friend. Is roasty a thot or a spic/darker person
>>38058529
How new are you, retard?