Hey guys I only have 31 dollars to live off of for the next 7-8

>>38055448
Rice and beans. It's the only way

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>>38055448
Just buy a bunch of Maruchan ramen

>>38055448
MCDONALDS

CANNED BEANS

>>38055448
Post your paypal or bitcoin address etc

water
rice
beans
vitamin pills

>>38055448
What kind of dollar anyway? Yank, cancuck or dollarydoos?

>>38055479
Nono I wouldn't want to take money from someone, I should be okay but thank you my friend

how much do you eat fatty, I don't spend more than 40 on organic chicken/veggies/bread. just buy the cheap shit.

>>38055467
>>38055459

these
also drink tap water only and keep all the money for food
steal apples and other fruits from stalls if you don't have a problem doing that and know you'll get away with it

>>38055490
I'm from canada
Orenio

just go to the atm and get more money you lazy fuck???!!!

>>38055532
Oh yeah, you're fucked mate

>>38055532
post btc address, I'll send you some money my fellow leafanon

>>38055551
18JcybpNzRFsT2HbwjiG18NEzPuoCuUWrR

>>38055555
Oh sheiiit. The quints. Also I highly doubt that address belongs to the OP

>>38055448
Just going to leave a list here:
cheap loaf of bread
peanut butter
ramen
bag of carrots
bag of apples
bag of potatoes if you have enough money leftover

>>38055551
>>38055555
Not me wtf DONT send ANY MONEY OR ANYTHING like I said before I' won't be taking ANY money or advantage of you guys

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learn my son

>>38055570
>>38055555
OP here, it's me. idk whats these guys

>>38055555
Don't trust this, some greedy Jew anon being tricky as normal, and op said in thread earlier he didn't want money from people so this seems even more false

>>38055448
Do you have anything that you could pawn til you get some more money? A tv, laptop, phone etc. You've gotta be posting this from something

>>38055583
Oy vey, ignore that guy I am the OP. This is my bitcoin address, goyim

>>38055448
Rice beans potatoes eggs

>>38055555
sent good luck god speed my friend

Thanks for the advice so far guys! Remember any link or address posted or anyone asking for money is NOT me, just ignore them please

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>>38055448
I saved this ages ago. Maybe it'll be of some help.

>>38055611
>beverages do not make you feel full
>milk

Yeah I stopped reading there this guy is full of shit

cheap pasta and tomato sauce(without meat or anything but try to use a lot of spices if you have them)
it's what I've been eating for over two weeks for breakfast, lunch and dinner....except maybe once or twice a week I buy cheap bread and something cheap to put on it
it's all my fault desu the rest of my money goes for booze(even tho I'm reduced to cheap white wine now)
you'll miss the good food but fuck it we can't all be winners...

>>38055448
If your supermarket sells frozen chicken breast in bulk that might lead to a great deal. Other than that, rice, beans, maybe some frozen vegetable mix if you can afford it. It's not exciting but it will get the job done. Eggs if you somehow end up with spare money.

>>38055713
>It's not exciting
eh not starving sounds pretty cool

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I gotchu mate.

> Bakeries usually throw bread out that expires the next day. This bread will be fine to eat.
> Used car dealerships usually have cars that have money in ashtrays.
> Drink tap water
> Towards the evening find random parties that are taking place. If the party is not full keep looking and come back later. Once you get in make minimal conversations, eat their food. Check freezers and try not to get drunk. Sleep in the basement and wake up early to leave.
> Maintain hygiene, this will lower people's suspicion of you.
> During the week try to find a boat yard and sleep in the boats. People don't usually boat during the week.

> Carry a knife or gun to stay safe

> Commit minimal crime
> houses that have a for sale sign may also be suitable housing for you. Make sure you leave early in the morning as real estate personnel may arrive. Never sleep in the same house.

>collect leaves from trees and make poverty tea
>eat any dead animals you find outside

>$30 for a week
Is this something people get worried about? Seriously?

>>38055824
It's canadian dollars

>>38055824
>>38055868
It's like 23 bucks US

rice and spaghetti

>>38055551
Not op but worth a shot 1ABPaPnoSndUtR883tjXmGJxUJmA6aQZkp

>>38055448
soup and rice, costs me 25 bucks a week and you lose a ton of weight

>>38055868
>>38055889
Even still, i've made do on $30 aud and i wasn't having to eat of the bin or steal lose change or any bullshit like that.
Eggs, bread, milk, cheese, frozen vegetables, pasta, rice and even some ground beef or something is doable on that budget.

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OP here, I just wanted to say thank you for the advice everyone, it's a good feeling knowing that there's always a place willing to provide some help, a place where people care about a stranger

even if you only drank water for 7/8 days you wouldn't die you big drama queen.

get a sack of rice or if you're too lazy/poor to boil water then just get bread loaves and you'll be fine.

if I were you I'd buy 3 bread loaves and eat half a loaf a day or maybe a bag of rice. I'd save 15 dollars for transport or emergency money.

if you live near a mall then hang around the food court and eat the leftover food people leave behind

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>>38055448

This shit is like 75 cents

You can get like 40 of them and have 5 a day

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>>38055532

Just get some welfare jfc

What's the point of creepshots if there's no feet

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>>38056202

Who cares about feet when she has thicc thighs

>>38055448
Lentils, that's literally all you need.

>>38055448
Go with this >>38055459 and get a bag of potatoes. Get a package oats for breakfast. Maybe a couple of jars of peanut butter and some bread if you have enough left. Best of luck, my dude.

That's almost 4 items off the dollar menu per day. Wtf are these people saying beans and rice, just eat one meal a day, and get like 4 cheeseburgers at mcdonalds

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>>38055448
why do you have to post pictures like that?

>>38057193
Getting set up to consistently cook from scratch is a long term solution because it puts you in a positin to continue feeding yourself cheaply for a long time. Your mcdonalds solution is the thinking of a lazy, myopic, idiot who thinks only about the easy fast way of doing things and favors instant gratification over all else. Kill yourself you worthless piece of trash.

>>38055775

>carry a gun or knife
>commit petty crimes

What could go wrong

>>38055448
31 dollars could feed you for a month with rice and beans.

1 week you get to play around with a bit. This is assuming you have some seasonings and condiments.

loaf of bread
dozen eggs
meat (look for 50% off)
pasta
canned tomatoes
onion
garlic
frozen veggies
rice or potatoes
bag of apples

>>38055685
What kind of cheap sandwiches do you like to make?

>>38055448
Easy i lived off that for w hole year.
Big bag of rice
Beans
Sardines canned
Hot sauce if can affor
Garlic for health

Ez

>>38055555
someone send this man some money for these quints

>>38055448
31 dollars is plenty. After paying my rent I'm left with a 100 euros to live for the month.

>>38058474
25 euros is 37 canadian dollars

Bread and cheese

>>38058513
Yes, but I don't live in Canada now do I.

>>38058584
Yes but im saying you still have more than him

>>38058631
No, that's stupid. Just because my money is worth more there, doesn't mean it's worth more here.

>>38055448

$31 is 30 $1 hamburgers at McDonalds. That's almost enough for 4 hamburgers a day.

Old fashioned oatmeal is pretty cheap and has a lot of servings.

Cheemo perogies are like 2 bucks a box and are good for like 3 meals

If you're in a reasonably-populated area, snag continental breakfast from hotels
>go to nicer hotel chains like Holiday Inn
>wear something halfway respectable/decent street clothes, be clean shaven with decent hygiene. In other words, don't walk in looking like a fucking hobo
>walk into the hotel like you own the place. Greet the ladies at the front desk. Don't look suspicious. However, enter from a side door if you can to make it look like you just walked down from a room.
>Pretend like you're going to a room until you are sure nobody sees you. Do not immediately make a beeline for the breakfast buffet unless you've entered undetected
>eat your fill. Take a plate with you for lunch
>wait at least two weeks before hitting the same hotel twice
Congratulations: free breakfast and lunch for a day. Did this every day before work as a recently-graduated poorfag for four months until I made enough money that I didn't feel like doing it anymore

>>38055448

PB&J
Cereal
Toast

>>38055448
buy a whole chicken and bag of sweet potato, this usually last me week and half for only 8 bong.

>>38055448

Go out, pick bishops weed and nettles. Make stew out of the former, add salt = tastes damn nice. Make soup of the nettles, it's good enough.

>>38055448
Go to McDonald's once a day for the next 4 days then starve

>>38055448
I once spent two weeks eating only pasta I grew sick of it pretty quicly but it only cost me about five euros. 30 dollars for a week is plenty.

>>38055448
rice+beans+sweet potato has everything you need for your body.

>>38055448
>31 dollars
>7 or 8 days
That's $4 a day
You don't need "advice"

a case (12 packs) of ramen - $3 (28 remaining
2 Dozen eggs - Estimating $4 (24 remaining)
2 loaves of bread ($1.50 each) - (21 remaining)
Pound of butter. Dont use it all, fat nigger ($17 remaining)
Some cheap lunch meats $5. (12 remaining)
American Cheese - $3 (9 remaining)
Couple heads of lettuce - $2 each (5 remaining)
Dressing of your choice ($2 - 3 remaining)
Some Soda/Tea/Cofee/Beverage of your choice


It's honestly quite fucking easy
I do this all the time.