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2017-06-30 08:20:06 Post No. 38054159
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:20:06 Post No. 38054159 [Report]
>Be me
>Tired of being a khv
>not into the gay meme
>just want something other than myself to touch my penis
>get an idea
>vaginas are wet and slimy
>snails are wet and slimy
>Go to aquarium buy a bunch of tank snails
>put them all on my dick
>holy shit
>cum buckets

Why aren't you guys letting snails masturbate you to orgasm?
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:26:58 Post No.38054237
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:26:58 Post No.38054237 [Report]
>>38054159
i accidentally stepped on a snail a few days back

the noise was really weird

like a crack-splat

didn't feel good
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:27:15 Post No.38054243
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:27:15 Post No.38054243 [Report]
>>38054159
Holy fucking shit dude...
I can't even
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:31:18 Post No.38054291
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:31:18 Post No.38054291 [Report]
>girls would rather touch snails than touch you
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:32:24 Post No.38054310
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>>38054243
thats quite the original post op
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:34:21 Post No.38054338
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Anonymous 2017-06-30 08:34:21 Post No.38054338 [Report]
>>38054310
OMG there's someone else out there fucked up enough they had this idea? TOPKEK
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