These always make me feel a short burst of happiness followed by intense depression
Lol phag.
>>38051320
I didn't think r9k would be this summer already
>>38051320
nothing wrong with wanting a gf who has the same hobbies that you enjoy, like exercising
Not everything in the world I'm looking for, but even this would be enough
You guys are fucking sad kill yourselves.
>>38051473
> he says while perusing a containment board meant for the isolated rejects of society
>>38051353
This is the most generic shit I've ever seen
At least try to envision being with a real woman. I know it's hard.
Latex gf....
summer is the worst time for /r9k/ please leave this board and go to /b/ we robots need comfort
>>38051363
These threads all boil down to "I want a doormat who caters to exactly what I want" its pathetic
>>38051894
The only thing you robots need is a kick in the ass
Bump
Originalv2
>I will never have a girl bully, harass, and sexually abuse me
The only cruel mistress i have is life
>tfw no original big sister gf
>>38051312
That is true. Rate mine, looks don't mean anything as long as they aren't a skeleton or look like that boogie guy genderbent
>>38051561
only good one in the entire thread
>>38053895
Will you be returning the insults and banter, or are you just that much into femdom?
>>38054152
That does sound nice.
in a monotone and verbose kind of way.
Maybe I'll post what wasn't posted to death.
>>38054084
>Hey bud
>When your ideal gf friendzones you
>>38051353
>mobas
Pathetic
We are all damned down here.
>>38054936
Perhaps I've beaten you there.
Might as well post the rest of what I made.
>>38055302
Why?
This is just sad
Posting the only one I would marry and impregnate.