>You are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She starts crying.
What do you do?
>>38050571
>walking home playing my gameboy color
>some older kids come up and take it from me
>they call me a nerd and smash it on the sidewalk
>tell my mom and get a new one
the miracle of technology
>>38050571
Thank god i'm rich, detach her broken bits, help her pogostick home cause they conveniently gave her the best option for this, attach new limbs chads most likely can't afford, and continue with life.
>>38050571
>implying my robo-waifu wouldn't use her literally robot motor strength to kick their asses and defend us, all while not losing respect for me as a man because she is only robo and also my waifu
hug her a lot while fixing her.
>>38050571
>Implying i wasn't the one who created the chad bots to use them in the first place to fulfill my sadistic desires.
I would tell you to stop posting this thread every fucking day.
>>38050571
>Tfw no trap robot to rape you.
Holy fuck why even live.
>>38050571
Show up wherever they are the next day and gun them down.
Nobody messes with my robo-waifu!
>>38050571
pray they hit me hard enough to kill me.
>>38050571
fuck her really hard in the arse then format C:
>>38050571
Get up and shoot them with my retro 10mm
Faithfully execute her for being a synth.
>>38050571
STOP POSTING THE SAME THREADS AND REPLIES DAILY REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38050571
I have insurance, she gets new parts for free, I get compensated, and I sue chads onto the street. Then, as they beg for my change and pity me and my robo-waifu completely ignore them like any other cretin out there. Also I take their cardboard homes later on and rip them to shreds. I continue adding up all of these radical offenses that are seen as cleaning trash on the streets until winter; chads are too stupid to start heading south in winter and they freeze or starve to death when there's no food or shelter available. Then I sleep cozy in my bed with my robot, enjoying the warmth of machinery and central heating.