>tfw your hemorrhoids came back right before your vacation

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>>38049371
what does your diet consist of?
does stress cause you constipation?

>>38049451
This ain't my first hemorrhoid rodeo. I know all the possible triggers and I carefully avoid them but I just have shit genetics that makes them pop up at random sometimes. All I can do is mitigate.

>no pain in butt
>bright red blood when I wipe

please tell me it's still hemorrhoids, I don't have the money to see a doctor

>tfw gay with chronic hemorrhoids
>butt stuff is always a 50/50 gamble
>got a date coming up with a great guy
>suddenly my anus is irritated

this can only end one way, in tears...

>>38049570
Are the veins around your anus swollen? There's no missing it you feel around down there. That's for external hemorrhoids. If not, you could have internal ones, which are probably even worse to deal with.

>>38049570
yes, it's hemorrhoids

are your poops particularly large or difficult?
do you have to force them out?
do they clog the toilet?
if so, you need better poo-hygiene

poo more often, as soon as you feel the urge
drink lots of water and don't binge eat

use soft toilet paper and don't wipe too much
avoid irritating the sensitive anus
get an OTC cream if you're really worried

every time you poo it gets worse,
so it's best to head it off early if you can

Just had a sitz bath and slathered my 'roid up with ointment. Wish me luck, bros.

>>38049371
Stop sitting all the time. Get up and move around you lazy piece of shit.

>>38050627
I spend all day standing you dumb presumptuous retardo.