Is being a plant the ultimate cuck? >sole purpose is to provide

>>38047732
Being a plant is the ultimate robot lifestyle, what are you talking about

More specifically grass is the ultimate cuck for being at the bottom of the food chain.

>>38047732
>He isn't a carnivorous plant

>>38047732
I was just thinking about that. Also the human eating aliens a lot. I wonder if they make lasagna out of people

Does that mean that those huge trees that live forever are Chad?

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>>38047732
>is being a plant the ultimate cuck?
no, being a dog is. Dogs are human slaves who eat our leftovers and let us chop their balls out so they can serve us better.

>alive
>not sentient
Truly a blessed existence.

>>38047732
Then we die and feed the plants.

>>38047732
>>sole purpose is to provide energy to chad consumers

No, that's a dumb thing to say. Most plants and most parts of plants are inedible.

The reason why fruits are edible is because they get their seeds taken for a free ride through an animal that wanders around and eventually shits it out so the seed can sprout somewhere else.