What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever been

Dancing to folkloric music alone

>>38044417
Guy I knew came over to my house without warning. I was in old, ratty pajamas building a Lego Batman set.

Worse part was I used to have a crush on him in high school

>>38044464
damn anon. thats sounds like a nice start for a gay porn

>>38044449
What kind of folklore?
>>38044464
Cute! Cute!

>>38044486
Unfortunately that is not the case. We just talked. I am still a virgin many years later at 24.

>>38044464
That's really cute anon :3

inb4 sucking dick

>>38044417
When i was a kid I used to do that ork/goblin run from LOTR.
You know the hopping type of thing where you're going forward from your left side or right side.
When i was doing that I tripped and my dad saw it all.

>>38044545
damn anon, why did you not try to break the ice by saying "the lego set isn't the only thing building up right now" while giving him a sexy look

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>>38044512
French Canadian kind of folklore.
I was 100% sure I would be alone for a few hours. For some reason, I enjoy dancing when no one is there to judge me.

>>38044464

Are you a guy (male)?

Nothing in particular. Some people have probably overheard me voicing my thoughts when outside but it's not that big of a deal.

A girl who dumped me called me to tell me how sorry she was.

I said, "Well, I kind of deserved it. The whole thing was my fault."

Turned out she was calling because she heard my dad died.

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>>38044679
well, now if I post my story i'm going to be thinking you're judging me... so i won't post it

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>>38044464

this would be *PERFECT* if you were an actual fembot

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>>38044417
>be playing Tera
>korean but not all that bad as far as Asian games go (I don't care for anime or weeb stuff)
>lets try out the PvP
>huh, this battleground has niggas playing as giant monsters, that sounds cool
>become pic related in literal baby block land
>oh god what the fuck I didn't sign up for this.jpg
>start playing through it since I'm already in the battleground and it was okay honor
>parent pokes head in room to say goodnight or ask me a question
>sees screen
>are ya winning son.png

>>38044811
thats not embressing desu. thats just sad desu

>>38044826
>"actual fembot"
Neck yourself, underage

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>>38044417
i was caught watching anime once

>>38044757
Damn. That would have been the perfect move. If only I could go back in time haha

>>38044774
I prefer not saying. No gender or sex on the internet, yo.

>>38044871
It's worse than getting caught with masturbation since that's what all boys do

>>38044916
if you didn't get him to get down with you. you would at least made him laugh which is a step in the right direction

Got caught by my roommate and his gf sitting in room with only underwear/t shirt on

Wasn't masturbating but I could have been

My mom's dog once brought out a purposely shitty anime drawing in a swimsuit and cape I drew a few years back that I hid in the closet. It was sprawled out in the living room right in front of the TV, I'm pretty sure she saw it too.

>>38044937

Alright, thanks for confirming.

I was visiting my old high school, talking to my old teachers, and I started making fun of this really obnoxious girl who graduated with me. This girl was a bitch/nut job. Turned out her little sister was in the room. I apologized, but my former teachers were mad at me and this girl was super pissed. Turns out the girl I was making fun of was mentally ill, which I never knew.

>>38044417
Wearing my moms bra and panties.

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>>38044417
>practising my hyeong in class

>>38044417
committing suicide.

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>>38044976
i know
but it saved me from becoming a weaboo

>>38045134
oh man anon...

>>38044417
Got caught by Stacy drawing my waifu in class. She took it and showed her friends and they laughed at. High school was hell

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>>38044417
Here's a better version, OP.

Probably shooting heroin

>>38045061
Give story please.

>>38045161
It wasn't even family. Postman saw me and knocked on the window. I got embarrassed and hid in the basement but police were called and it became a thing.

>>38045047
kek'd

origami origami give me the origami

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>be 16 years old
>playing vidya and too lazy to stop the game to piss and shit all the way downstairs
>was using a piss and shit bucket for a few weeks >At first I emptied it every few times I used it, and his the smell with cigarette smoke and frequent febreeze spritzing
>After 2 weeks, I got really lazy and stopped keeping up with it
>It got almost all the way full and started to ferment.
>at this point the smell was getting unbearable, and my parents would find it and be understandingly appalled and I'd never year the end of it.
>I resolved to empty it.
>now, if you didn't know, a 5 gallon filled with human waste is heavier than you'd first think.
>upon trying to lift it, I lost my balance, shit soup sloshed out
>in try to right myself, I tipped over the bucket completely.
>had hardwood floors in my room, so it make a loud bang
>My parents came to check if I was OK.
>As my mom opened the door, she looks in and sees me in a rapidly spreading puddle of putrid liquid poop
>the smell
>oh Jesus, the smell
>imagine if you boiled rotting corpses in a long-sitting septic tank, but topped off with pungent Indian food vomit
>she's gagging and retching, I'm crying, trying to contain the tide of shit with some towels
>dad walks in, sees and smells the horror
>he's screaming, my moms puking and screaming at the same time
>I'm scrambling on the floor, shit soaking into my clothes
>dad grabs my collar, drags me to the shower
>they attempt to clean it, give up and call a service that cleans fire-damaged or flood-damaged houses
>they can't come until tomorrow afternoon
>parents are furious, I sleep in a tent outside
>cleaners arrive the next day, treat my room like a hazmat accident
>have to see a psychologist for almost 2 years
>parents still remind me of this almost a decade later

>>38044937
Faggot confirmed. Suicide ASAP "yo"

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>>38045175
>drew pictures of my waifu at home, brought them to school, and left them all over the lockers and hallway in middle school by accident

>>38045196
>Give story please
There's not much a story. I wore moms bra and panties and was caught by pops and bro. On later occasions i wore just panties, mom saw it and said to stop wearing them.

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Got caught dancing like Michael Jackson in front of the mirror. Not even messing around though, I'd rehearsed the moves pretty frequently.

Not too embarrassing, but pretty cringe looking back.

>Stuck a hair dryer down my pajama bottoms
>caught by mother
>say it was off borat or some shit

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>>38044417
Lol, I was caught stealing when I was really young.

I was caught smoking weed with a 12 yr old girl once, the guy grabbed me and I pretty much pushed him away and we scooted. She ended up puking her guts out because she was smoking for the first time and the adrenaline from some fatso Mexican grabbing me.

Was embarrassing because I had to let child protective services know where she was and I talked to the guy in the phone. Mostly just embarrassing because she was 12, and I felt like a pervert even though I only did this because she had been bullied by literally everyone and I wanted her to experience some genuine warmth.

Also, this is proof women can't be robots

I lost my laptop in town with no password on it.
there is both a suicide note I wrote once and a large collection of bbw japanese porn and spitplay videos.
I did not try to recover the laptop.

>>38045060
shieeeeeeeeeeet! in an originalo way

>>38045223
I cringed like crazy when I read that you spilled it. 5 GALLONS on HARDWOOD UPSTAIRS. That must have been a living nightmare you completely dug yourself into, anon.

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>>38044417
Mum caught me pissing in the water bottle
Sister caught me sniffing her used panty

When i was 15 my dad caught me downloading the entirety of a fetish erotica site.
It was only awkward until he had me admitted to a psych ward for "suicidal tendencies"

>>38044811

Not even related to this thread but have a (you) anyway. Sorry for your dad.

>>38044811
WHEWWWWW fuck anon sorry.

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>my sister asks me to download a document
>open my downloads
>pornstar_name_blowjob.wmv
"I'm gonna pretend i didn't see that"
>ugh

>>38044417
When I was a kid (maybe like 7), people thought I would grow up to be gay because I always had my wrists bent down. Little did they know that I was just larping as a velociraptor. Jokes on them though, I still grew up to be gay

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>>38044417
>mfw masturbated everywhere when i was a kid (outside, at friends house, in a car, in school trips,...)
>never get caught

Get on my level faggots

>>38045622
>not even tranny porn or 3D lolicon
Not really that embarrassing, just typical guy behavior. My dad has walked in on me and seen me fapping to CP once and german scat at least twice

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>>38046232
Pfft.
>I masturbated on a bus sitting next to my grandmother.

This was when I was a horny 10 year old and had no real concept of what was deemed publicly acceptable.

>>38046274
Actually it was a tranny, but thankfully she didn't remember the name to google and discover what a true degenerate I am.

I think it was Hazel Tucker.

>>38044417

Mormons came to my door after id been napping and i answered it without realizing my button was undone and my zipper was down.
They kept trying to talk to me longer. Fucking pervs

>>38046430
Those fucks dont go away. I have a no soliciting sticker on my door (its incredibly obvious that it is there) and they still knock.

I never been caught doing anything. Maybe talking to myself? I don't know I'm alone so I never really get caught in public

>>38045223
I'm sorry anon I can't stop laughing. It's the funniest thing I've read today.

>>38046459

Yeah you would think for them always preaching about celibacy the last thing they would want to see is something lewd but they were being extremely persistent about coming in. They dont take the first no for an answer, ever.

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>>38044417
my mom caught me humping one of these when i was like 8.

>>38044417
dancing, singing, talking to myself, and other autistic stuff

>>38046876
The last 2 times ive just knocked on the sticker 3 times and closed the door.

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I stole two motorbikes when I was 15 from a police depot. My dad was abusive as fuck and I was scared to death when he found about that, but somehow didn't beat me, just issued me a serious death threat, like, one you could believe to some extent. The old man was already somewhat senile tho due to his line of work. If it wasn't for him I would have done tons of shit like this. In my country if you're underage you get a free pass on all this shit, you've got to mug or kill or rape people to actually have the authorities do anything to you.

I was raised in a very poor family and never had anything to do because doing stuff costs money. Resorting to crime was just the natural thing to do for young boys that don't want to stay at home all day. Mostly for fun, several times little stuff for profit.

I remember once breaking into a kindergarten at night with the friend I stole the motorbikes with and stealing one of these old huge ass TV's from before flat screens. Taking that shit home was hard. I did it mostly for fun, though several times I'd steal one bike or two in order to have some money to spare. Drug dealers (the marijuana good people ones) would buy them from me the same week

The adrenaline rush of getting somewhere without permission, the fear of getting caught, the urge to leave the place as soon as possible, the running away with whatever you can take with you... it's so fucking addictive. It's like that rush of anxiety-like emotions of when you're young and you're about to have sex with a girl you like.

I also grew pot to sell it, dad almost found the plants several times, with many situations I had to rush to go up there and hide them wherever I could. Scary shit if the old man had found.

No, by the way, I'm not a nigger. I am ethnically European/Caucasian or whatever you wanna call it. As I said I stole for fun and profit, not by instinct.

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>>38044417
Tried walking in the school roof to stumble on the one weak spot and crash trough to man on the desk of my crush and grabbed her boobs. We never spoke again after that and everyone laughed.
Fuck you teach why did even had to up there

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>>38046274
how did ur dad react

>>38044417
Practicing the kamehameha

>>38048245
Pretended it didn't happen,
He's almost as beta as me, but at least he had a wife long enough to conceive me

Singing in the car at a stop light, forgot the windows were open. Acted like I didn't make eye contact with the fellow driver at lights and didn't care he heard me.

mfw thiskillsthecrab.jpeg

>>38045423
You sound like a sick fuck. I sincerely hope you get your ass beat

>>38046885
Holy shit I still have one of those.
How did you hump it?

>>38048856
on a bed missionary style to make my friend laugh

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>>38044417
Just remembered this one

>primary school
>me and another boy would simulate sex
>we would both unzip our flies
>we would then put our hands down our pants and use our fingers to create a pussy and cock poking out of our flies
>then we would pretend to have sex
>one day the teacher caught us

Ugh. Go away cringe memories.

>>38046232
I used to do it in the middle of class, beat that senpai

>>38044745
>ork
fuck is wrong wit chu
it's "orc", dipfuck

>>38049544
>he doesn't know that orks and orcs are two different things

>>38049555
>Implying LOTR orcs were ever orks
When talking about LOTR it is orc, not ork