>look up suicide method >article points out this method

I'm thinking laying down on the train tracks is the best way

>>38043896
Hell no, there's a chance you might be conscious for a few seconds as your body is spread across the tracks. Also the anxiety build up of the train slowly getting closer and closer would be hell.

Obviously overdosing would be preferred, but that's easy to fail at. Quickest is probably shotgun under the chin.

>>38043784
>wait until winter
>brake the ice on lake/river
>jump into water
no chances of survival

>>38044157
DONT DO THIS

You need gas my mane
Something really nice from a gas tank, just make sure nobody will find you before you die
Just breathe in nice and slow until you peacefully passout

Search up "partial suspension"

>>38044157
there'a still a high chance you'd survive a shotgun blast point blank
Then you'd end up a jawless retard under 24/7 surveillance so you could never try again>>38044220
Il

car accident, drive on high way drive without seatbelt.

>>38044317
>there'a still a high chance you'd survive a shotgun blast point blank
no...

>>38043784
>Hell, what is the easiest way out? Discuss
gas or OD

>>38044157
Not under the chin, stick it in your mouth against the brain stem and stabilize the gun on the ground like Pvt. Pyle.

>>38043784
>>38043896
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>>38044361
honestly bros. I'm thinking that going out into the wild during winter would be the best way to go. You either come out on the other side 1,000x better or you die cold and alone drunk with sorrow. It would be the most enjoyable.

how about car crash... if you survive people won't think you're attempting suicide, then maybe get prescribed pills and try again then

>>38043784
There's no easy way out, but you can try the shotgun to head method, the main problem with this is getting the shotgun tho

>>38044427
>get in car crash
>survive with fucked up spine
>be wheelchair bound forever
not a good idea

>>38044543
every suicide method will fuck you up if they fail

>>38044565
true. that's why it's best to OD on fentanyl. if you fuck up, you'll be braindead which is pretty much dead anyways.

>>38044386
Freezing to death doesn't seem very enjoyable

It's really easy. Carbon monoxide poisoning, you slowly get tired then you fall asleep. Catch is you never wake up

I was thinking of doing a dissociative drug and laying down on the train tracks lol

It's easy. Just stick a hose in your bumbum, turn on the tap, and you'll just slowly drift away.

>>38043784
don't buy enything but food for one month
buy as much heroin as you can with the money you saved previous month
overdose
it's that easy anon

>>38043784
don't listen to them op. if you kill yourself some of your familly will never get over it. Why would you want to make your mother cry op?

exit bag.
google it

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>>38043784

I think the exit bag is the least painful as your body can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen. It is almost like a forceful way to make yourself fall asleep and not wake up.

>>38044613
>pretty much dead anyways
I like it

Shotgun in mouth pipe bomb on a timer

Shoot niggers until one shoots back
Do something good with your life for once.

>>38045181
death by pipe bomb has got to be painful as fuck. no reason to ever do this.

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>>38043784
Stop looking up suicide methods

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>>38045424
Sorry Kristian

>>38043784
8ch suicide board, thank me later