>First day as a cop in three days Cops are automatic

>>38043718
If youre attractive and charismatic you are chad. If this job helps those qualitys in some way then maybe

in burgerland you have to shoot somebody first.
in the rest of the world it's the first time you get bribed

>>38043718

Not quite.

in fact it may end up working against you, if you're insecure and quick to anger.

>>38043718
country?
secret original recipe

>>38044140
Germany
Origanole

>>38043718
What firearm does your department issue? Also, good luck with dating now. You're automatically despised by anyone under 30 who isn't a good old boy

>>38044261
Walther PPK. Every cop here in Boppard is total chad though

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>>38044231

>german
>ever chad

>>38043789
In sophisticated countries there are tests for these sorts of positions to sort out those people.

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You become a cop because you want to help people and pretty soon you're wrapped up in a conspiracy to enforce the policy and you're pulling people over on bikes to assert your worthless position.

>>38044984
It's the same in America, except here those are the ones who get hired.