Your best friend shows you his penis. It looks like this.

>>38039944
start sucking obviously

>>38039944
Tbqh I would probably look like a deer in headlights staring at it

Congrats dude? Put that shit away man what the fuck.

>Why are you showing me your penis?

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>>38040190
I just thought you should see it, Anon!
Well? What do you think?

>>38039944
>>38040204
I call him a faggot and end the friendship, all while telling everyone we know that he's a faggot.

>>38040476
>Your best friend is a faggot for having a penis and letting you see it.
Sounds like you're the faggot for being such a child about someone other than you having a dick.

>>38040605
>>Your best friend is a faggot for having a penis and letting you see it
>letting you see it
>letting
Fuck I hate faggots. When are you cunts going to die?

>>38040629
Heroes NEVER die, dumdum.

>>38040638
Fags die of AIDS all the time what the fuck are you talking about?

>>38040629
The man is bearing his soul to you and he's the faggot? Come on.
If you haven't seen all of your friend's penises by now, you're a faggot. No way around it. You're not really friends until you've seen each other at your most vulnerable.

You wouldn't be able to handle the emotional responsibility.

>>38040676
>You're not really friends until you've seen each other at your most vulnerable.
This is true. There's an innate reason kids play "I'll show you mine if you show me yours." Exposing yourself to another is just a basic friendly human instinct. It's like how dogs lick each other and smell each others assholes.

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>>38040605
>>38040676
You niggers are on some next level faggot shit.

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>>38040204
Is this fake?

Look at that weird seam, it looks like his real dick is inside a giant dick puppet.

i asked my best friend for a condom last week and he said "sorry bro i only got the big ones" ;_;

>>38040744
It looks like there's a rubber band around it or something

>>38040720
Nah you're just immature.

>>38040720
I pity you.
There is no better feel than exposing your vulnerability to your best friend, and him reciprocating the act. It makes you feel closer to one another. It's like you can hear each others' thoughts. It's truly beautiful.

It's sad that you'll never experience that because you're too worried about looking like a faggot.

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If that were to ever happen I'd ask him two things:

>Have you ever killed someone with that?
and
>How the fuck do you even wear pants?

>>38040820
This.
Something spiritual happens...there's some kind of bond that forms. I can't explain it.

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>>38040978
I have an large dick myself, but I literally can not imagine sitting down like that all day.
It would drive me crazy, holy shit.
You can sit here and tell me it's comfortable but I refuse to believe it.

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I would get into girl clothes