Mfw I became best friends with an Asian trap.
Okay, yeah whatever call me a normie but im 25 so idgaf, I had to grow up and get a fucking job sometime.
Anyway
>Got job in new city after leaving my toxic home town where all my old friends have become coke and meth heads.
>Chinese Asian cutie across the desk keeps smiling at me everyday from day 1.
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>See her at the coffee machine, think of something impressive to start a conversation with.
>"That's a neet dress aha"
>Oh shit.. What? Why did the fuck did I say that?
>"Awww thanks anon, I like your shoes"
>Holyshit.jpg
>We end up talking for about 20 minutes and she eventually just takes out her phone and says "have my number"
>We meet for coffee and then a drink, the evening goes extremely good, we talk about our favorite hobbies and general everyday shit.
>"oh anon, do you like Anime?"
>Whatthefuck.jpg ?
>Why don't you come over and we'll watch it together?
Fuck yes.
Get images of me creampieing her while watching Hellsing Ultimate.
>Arrive at her place, one thing leads to another and we start kissing.
>Takes my arm and pulls me into the bedroom.
>removes her skirt..
>I see a dick
>WHY OH GOD WHY?!?
>I freak the fuck out and she starts panicking, "I'm sorry I thought you knew"
>After calming myself down I walked out and just as I was about to leave she said "Can we still be friends?"
>I thought why the fuck not? I never had any bro friends before who liked anime or video games so what's the fucking harm?
>Sure
We hang out every weekend now, chugging beers and watching anime.
I admit it robots it does get a bit awkward sometimes when she drinks and tries to suck my dick or when her inner male comes out and she walks about topless or ramdomly whips off her shirt and exposes those perky brown Asian titties, jiggling them while rage gaming.
Having a convincing Asian trap for a best bro is awesome. But that best bro is extremely hot and looks just like a Chinese girl.
>>38038320
Fag
This is now original
>>38038355
Lmao.
Buddy I would never have sex with them.
I'm a fag for having a best friend who is a guy?
We do everything guys do as friends but they have a pair of knockers.
What's wrong with that?
>>38038320
Why do these ungrateful people get to have this miracle happen to them but not me? Life isn't fair.
>>38038320
I would literally marry them they sound fucking perfect
>>38038320
I know her. she had plastic surgery in order to become a model.
nose job, face lift, chin implant, botox etc.
>YWN HAVE OP'S LIFE
>>38038320
>I thought you knew
how the fuck could u have known
>>38038650
Most trans people you can tell are trans
>>38038663
In my case no.
Look up Asian trans and Thai ladyboys