How fucking hot are this dude's girlfriends? Can you imagine

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I bet they have the hottest three ways ever

>post an image with girls to the /r9k/ catalog
>get replies
yes fuck actually thinking about anything

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>>38028706
Is he a muslim? Why does he has 2 girlfriends?

>>38028782
Does he look like a fucking sand nigger?
He's a Mormon

>>38028706
One girl has a crzy bitch grin and the other has a Jay Leno chin.

I wouldn't want anything to do with these women.

Will someone please shoot him? Thank you kindly.

>>38028706
The girls probably don't actually like each other very much, they don't look even slightly bi, so one probably sits around being sad while the other gets plowed.

>>38028706
>daisy dukes on both

aaaaaaahhhhhh

>>38029785
Why not stealth infect one of them with AIDs and watch them fight each other and turn against each other trying to find out who signed their death sentence as they wither into scabby oozing skeletons?

>>38029837

That would require me to have sex with them unbeknownst to the female. You know, maybe the jews are onto something estrogenizing our food and shaming Chads. Chad is the reason why there is a disproportionate amount of guys in the single market. Chads have taken all the females.

>>38029905
nah, you can hire the right people to inject someone with AIDs blood
They use needles so sharp and thin that the target doesn't even know they've been attacked.

>>38029938

Can you do it then? Thnx. Make sure they all die in pain if all else fails.

>>38030002
I don't have the money to put people who offend me for 30 seconds because they were posted on 4chan to death.
Put them into perspective and you'll realize you'll find that there are roughly dozens of people as offensive per every square mile- much more if we're talking about cities.
The scum of the world is an irreversible tide.

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>>38030074

No. Before a robot an heros he should take out some Chads and roasties and leave the world a better place. That's what a real hero does.

>>38028706
>>38028723
Does being a mormon have any downsides? Having multiple quality wifes seems to be heaven

>>38030201
that's pretty edgy

oregeno ogrgion

>>38028706

Oh my god, the girl on the right looks exactly like this fucking girl I had a huge crush on in mid/high school and then she ruined my life and I'm only barely recovering more than a decade after

She's a fattie now but damn she was fine

>>38030654
you gotta make enough money for two house wives and the huge mormon brood they'll have, plus there's tithing and church involvement/politics.

>>38028706
VL
Fuck that shit.
Real OGs need that OG shit,
Bitches are for heaven.

>>38030074
Vatos loco will fucking stab you to deathe whore.
PINCHE.

>>38030715

Too much for ya, r*ddit cuck?

>you will never be born a 6/10 white guy

>>38028706
More pics of the one in the red please, preferably topless.

>>38029293
You sound like a normal nigger, my friend.

>>38028706
I feel tired just looking at this picture, fuck having two gfs

>>38028706
>>38028723
jesus that girl ink pink is fucking gorgeous

how does he have 2 girlfriends?

>>38028706
what are the girls instagrams so i can live vicariously through this chad

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anyone else get depressed seeing girls this beautiful? knowing you'll never have a chance

>>38028706
>>38029816
>>38029293
>>38033590

mormons can't have sex before marriage right?

>>38033546
Although polygamy is officially frowned upon by the Church of Latter Day Saints, the fundamentalist sects still believe that it is God's first commandment to "be fruitful and multiply," much easier with multiple wives.

am I the only one who is more attracted to average girls with unique features rather than these cliche 10/10s?

>>38028706
broad jaw, unnatural makeup and unrefined clothing are all turn offs for me.

>>38028706
any confirmation that they're mormons or is this just an RP thread? i know mormons marry earlier but they look too young, and i'm pretty sure that the multiple women thing only applies to wives, not gfs. also i think they'd be stoned to death for dressing like heathens.

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>>38028706
>>38028723
TWO STACY GFS?

This is not fair. I think it's time for me to go...

>>38033694
it's your mind coping. you realize you can't attract 9/10 or 10/10 women and so you try to convince yourself that you are the one in power and making the choice not to choose these women.

>>38033642
In the Mormon high schools, look for the girls that are walking funny.
These ones are saving themselves for marriage.

>>38033758
because anal?

i refuse to believe that >>38028706 this guy is fucking two women this beautiful.

no fucking way.

>>38033769
i reverse imaged searched it, google just brought up "grass". i doubt it's real but with such sophisticated search engines, it's hard to tell.

they could be siblings/relatives

>>38033782
That's even better! I'd love to have a threesome with two hot sisters. I have an older sister and a younger sister that I'd love to have a threesome with.

>>38028706
why are you so focused on sex anon?

>>38028706
holy shit I know these people. this picture was taken last week

i'm about 90% sure OP is the guy in the picture

>>38033694
No , you're not the only one, at least you're not a totally mind-dead people-categorizer, you have some tolerance in your spectrum, totally normal.

people here who considers the stacy tanned makeup look like the top-shelf of human physique are totally gone dude, total alienation of how human works, and besides that, there is 10/10 girls who have down to earth mind, and dress well, not a superficial look, people here who just doens't understand that is already totally goner for life don't bother

>>38033903
tell me about them then

>>38033994
they're not mormon

>>38034010
are they his girlfriends though?

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>>38028706
i would never fuck a christian girl, this disgusts me

i hate stupid women

>>38034022
no lol

they barely know each other

>>38034080
context for the photo?

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>>38034052
spotted the progressive ateist

>>38034087
it's a festival picnic

>>38028706
No fucking way holy shit m00t turned chad mode

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>>38034238
moot turned chad years ago, he was just a faggot about it the whole time
excuse the black lines i use this picture to meme on newfriends on /fa/

how you know that he fucks with these two?
he just took a picture with his sister or something lol
what cucks are you guys