>having a girl over tomorrow night and she might spend the

>>38025797
dispose of your cum bottles to start. Clean your place up a bit. What is the context of this anyways?

Shove a whole bar of soap up your ass.

>>38025797
>get snacks
>clean your house
>clean under your foreskin JUST IN CASE

>>38025823
met a girl off OkCupid and we've been on a few dates, first girl i've ever dated. I haven't had a girl in my room since 4th grade for a birthday party

Put up cameras in all the bathrooms

>>38025797

If she's spending the night, I'm assuming there is an implication of sex involved between you two. In that case make sure you have:
>Condoms
>Alcohol or drugs for both of you if you're into it
>A clean living space, aired out completely
>Made up bed, sheets/pillows orderly
>Speakers of some sort for music
>Food to possibly snack on

Once you two get more comfortable, whether it's in the living room or your bedroom, make sure you're both close to each other. The lighting should be dim or off if watching a movie/tv show. If you're close and touching, just go for a kiss. She'll reciprocate.

Rub poop on your ballsack and let it soak in overnight before you wash it off.
The phermones will drive her crazy and she will squirt all over your ass or whatever humans do in bed

>>38025825
This. Always ALWAYS soap enema before a date. Basic stuff for Chads but I figured it needs saying here. Also: fap with soap lather, get up under the balls and make sure to get a huge mass of soap bubbles to jerk off with.

Do this until you cum, you'll thank me later.

>>38025797
Clean. Your. Bathroom.

All women feel more comfortable when a guy has a clean bathroom.

>>38025797
put your condom on before she shows up, that way you don't have to take off your socks and you're ready to go

>>38025797
Get some air fresheners , take some vitamins and shit

>>38026069
you wouldn't want her to see your peepee would you?

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>>38025797
prepare for what, anon what are you expecting???
Prepare for what you expect!

>>38026091
So he should program Chad on speeddial and hand her the phone as soon as she walks through the door?

Bro, clean the fucking room.

You had some dates with her, which is OK. Prepare some surprise to her since you are in your HeadQuarters. Hide some Wine bottle (or her drink of preference), or some flowers perhaps if you want to make the things a little romantic.
Shave the fucking legs and ass today also.

Anything more, is not thing to be prepared.
The best dates are the dates with unplanned things.

Basically you should make a Facebook post looking for a black guy who would like to fuck her for you and post on r9k while they frick in your bed then smell the sheets and cry

>>38025900
1.Clean your shit up
2.Wash the filth off of everything
3.Take out the trash
4.Find and eliminate any odd smells
5.Shower and clean yourself
6.Hide your racist paraphernalia unless you already know she's into that
7.Hide your anime figurines unless she already knows about them
8.Wash your sheets and make your bed
9.Fix or hide anything broken (like burnt out light bulbs and whatnot)
10.Make sure common amenities are stocked or clean (toilet paper and towels for example)
11.Have some condoms
12.Clean everything, again
13.Hide your fleshlights and waifu body pillows
14.Clear your browser history and hide your porn
15.Have food to eat that isn't hotpockets and top ramen
16. Have something to drink besides energy drinks
17.Ensure the plan for the date is prepared for (example:is she coming over for a movie? If so make sure your netflix works and have a few ideas of non-sperg things to watch)
18.Seriously nigger, clean everything again
19.log out of discord or any other chat programs and steam so you have no chance of being interrupted by notifications.
20.Remember she likes you and enjoys your company

>>38026246
Shut up nigger all OP needs to do is just be himself, he Chad now.