let me tell y'all some shit >decent looking 20 year

oh i forgot to mention i spent $20 on the perfume and used it like 10 times and then threw that away too.

i even considered buying a pair of women's panties but they were really expensive and the cheap ones are shipped from china and they take like a month to get here

Well done anon. You are now a Level 30 robot!!!

>>38025201
Why don't you just tell your dad you're gay?

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>>38025201
it sucks that he doesn't want to talk about anything else in your life other than women

>>38025328
he's old school, he would just be disappointed in himself. he would accept me but he would feel like he failed somewhere. i dont want him to think that. i love my dad.

also i'm just bi

this literally me, I'm 20 aswell
though my dad doesn't even try to talk to me about girls because he knows how much of a loser I am. I genuinely think my dad feels like I am dead to him, a failed son

>>38025365
he doesn't understand computer science. i'm doing really well in school and i tell him that and then he asks me what exactly i did to get a grade and as soon as i get into talking about math he kinda just pretends to understand what i'm talking about. which i mean it's great because it means he cares enough to listen to me babble on about it. but i don't think it's fair to him. it's not a productive conversation for either of us.

>>38025432
I also do computer science aswell wtf... (38025422)

>>38025371
I understand that. I think you're doing a very nice thing for your father, but the illusion is probably going to get old and annoying to maintain after awhile. It might be better to talk about the reality of your situation next time the topic comes up.

Or, you can keep it all a secret

>>38025422
i pretended to have a girlfriend while i was at home. there was this lesbian i always hung out with, went to movies and shit, she always talked about how she's trying to corrupt straight girls it was great.

anyway my dad thought i was dating her because i would often spend a lot of time with her like i wouldn't come home till 3-4 in the morning but really i was just sitting with this girl in a parking lot talking about life.

i miss her. i can't wait to get back home tomorrow and talk to her again.

if you dont want your dad to think you're a failure. just fake it. fake it till you make it. but this is probably bad advice. i mean i literally spent $30 on making it look like i'm sexually active.

I wish I could help you people. I come to r9k to laugh at people, but it just brings me sadness. I wish I could help you all. I'm so sorry

>>38025468
eventually im gonna get a girlfriend... right.

so i won't have to fake it anymore.

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well an update to this story. i just reactivated my facebook to talk to her and she's in a relationship with a man.

>>38025478

>>38025245
Panties cost like $5 a pair, that is expensive to you? Some stores here even do like 3 for $7

>>38025201
Ask your dad for advice. Obviously he cares about you if he's going through all this shit. My dad isn't even involved in my life even though we live in the same house. I can't help but feel like that's the reason i turned out the way I did. I didn't have any guidance from a man.

>>38025478
Still cheaper than dating a real woman. The real problems come up when dad asks

>"Hey son, so when am I gonna meet this lovely gal?"
Be strong anon :(