>be semi-qt tranny >just wanna be a mommy-teir gf for

>>38022329
Me want contact

>>38022343
Sure the basic requirements are

>don't be over 300 lbs
>basic hygiene skills
>like vidya
>pat my head and call me a good girl

Apply now

>>38022386
Ok I pass but I live in Florida, and I'm black

>>38022578
Black is fine :) but Florida is too far I'm on the other side of north America

>>38022329
>>be semi-qt tranny
So, basically, a dude in a dress.

Don't post her with your lewd posts she is underage she just turned 17 like 2 days ago!

>>38022653
Aww shiiieeeeeet what if I'm decently good looking?

>>38022653
>black is fine :)

The memes write themselves

How does it feel like to be the smaller, weaker and less important sex? How does it feel that you had a chance to be born male but instead your fathers sperm carried the X instead of the Y. You are trapped as a woman and I pity you, longing to be BLACKED by some chad. I'm so happy I wasn't born a girl becouse I know your life is pathetic and meaningless.

>>38022712
Did you read the fucking thread I'm a tranny you god damn autismal fuck also nice job on making the next big copypasta

>>38022691
I pass, so good enough right

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>don't be over 300 lbs

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if you are OP pic i will pound your ass to prostate orgasm

>be semi-qt tranny
>Black is fine :)

what a waste

>>38022329
You're a broken individual op, actually seek help.

>>38022653
What about west coast canada

>>38022329
you kill yourself you sick abominable freak

>>38022329
>tranny
>mummy

>>38023863
>mommy
>mummy
fuck off king tut's ghost

>>38022329
>tfw no mommy (male) gf
I meet your standards can you be my gf now

>>38023217
No that's a Turkish UNDERAGE instagram model

>>38022329
can we see a pic of you

>>38022653
Where in North America?

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>>38023767
(You).
Here you go, hope you enjoy that!

>>38024755
You're not allowed to post pictures of yourself on r9k, that's kind of a rule.

>>38023923
whats her name

>>38024755
>don't be over 300 lbs
>basic hygiene skills

>>38024845
>>38024888
that's not OP you fucking numbnuts

>>38024923
>You're not allowed to post pictures of yourself on r9k, that's kind of a rule.
>"here's a pic of me"

>>38024959
it's a joke
OP is a trap and that pic is a pcos ugly girl(female)

I am in Texas, and meet all requirements. I can even shave my body too, and we can have fem time together.

>>38025346
>I am in Texas, and meet all requirements. I can even shave my body too, and we can have fem time together.
it's a scam

>>38024888
Ilayserah
Please be nice to her if you send DMs because she is rly nice and friendly despite being female

>>38022329
>op still hasn't posted contact
Well do you want orbiters or not

>>38023592
thats where i am from

>>38023981
canada west

>>38025346
sorry i want a boyfriend not a girlfriend :P

w-what if im a 100lbs boy

>>38026766
Are you the cute girl (male)?

>>38027509
ye boiyo

>>38027451
you should transition and be my gf silly

>>38022329
Step 1: be born a female, see step 3 if not

Step 2: literally just exist for a while. Done.

Step 3: stop being delusional, kill yourself.

>>38027631
originalino contact info?

>>38022329
>>38022386
I want to be nurtured and give/receive headpats ;_;
I meet all the basic requirements and even though I'm in the east coast here's my email anyway [email protected]

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>>38022386
Plx, I'm a of these things , email me at [email protected]

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>be semi-qt tranny
>just wanna be a mommy-teir gf for a NEET guy and nurture him into semi-normie adulthood

why does this make me so hard

>>38025346
ayy what part of texas you from?

>>38027631
Skargash#9091

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>>38022329
Not a robot but I am a loner with robot sentiments. I don't hate normies. I'll let you love me.

>>38022329
how old/tall are you OP may I ask... I am a manlet virgin on the verg of being NEET again

>>38022386
>check
>check
>check
>will happily oblige

i live in california

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>tfw tranny mommy gf abandoned you
>no more "good girl <3"s
>no more headpats
>no more cuddling and suckling on her breasts during Netflix and vista binges
>no more encouragement and love that made me feel like I could conquer anything
>no more sexy punishments when I'm bad

I can't function in a normal relationships anymore. I miss my mommy...

>tfw not a young boy any more
>tfw no chance for a tranny mommy gf

>>38029183
Fuck off normie. Go die alone and miserable.

>>38022386
>don't be over 300 lbs
ok, so 290 is fine?

Add me pls somebody

im east coast canada...

Noodles#0553

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>>38030775
trying working on ottermode cuz sick of being a wasted human

no motivation

pls need mommy gf to motivate me

>>38022329
Will you be my mommy gf? I'm a manlet that likes vidya

>>38027451
> 100 lbs
Jesus, eat a fucking sandwich.

>>38022329

So, you going to hint where you live? Give us hope!