>try to open up about my problems and insecurities with other

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>>38022116
>have dream
>girl tries to bang me
>refuse her and go away
>get guilt tripped and go back to her
>she no longer wants me
damn I nearly lost my virginity there.
I was nearly chad

>>38022141

>get rejected even in your dreams

Damn senpai

>>38022141
>nearly have sex with a girl in a dream
>get to excited and wake myself up
and
>dream about fucking my pillow
>wake up and i am

>>38022193
You cut a hole in your pillow yet

>>38022141
You can't lose your virginity from your own thoughts mate

>>38022116
>wears jeans exclusively to fit in
...As opposed to walking out the front door without pants?

>>38022116

If you sit in the middle of a row then you are not a virgin sorry

>>38022693
That is what Chad would do, yes.

>>38022657
I've sucked a hot traps cock I think or maybe I was watching two hot traps sucking each others cocks. I don't remember which it was but yeah I experienced that too.
This was before I discovered 4chan. So it clearly means I always liked traps

>>38022693
As opposed to wearing shorts or khakis

>>38022881
If you knew what traps were before coming here, ya, you're pretty gay

>>38023959
No but during my waking moments before I discovered 4chan, I thought it was gay to like traps and was kind of disgusting by them

>>38024007

The fact you knew of them makes you gay

>>38022116
>25 kv
>coworkers ask why you're saving your virginity
>never once told them i was a virgin they just knew

they wont leave me alone about going out and getting laid and I just wanna sit at home and do nothing.

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>>38022116

>Tell them you're a virgin

Why the fuck do you all do this, fellow bots? Just lie. Maybe they can tell, maybe not, but you remove all doubt if you expose yourself.

>>38025176

Why is it a problem if you're a virgin?

>>38025205
Only normies think it's a problem

>>38025205

Getting stuck in social situations with normies and the resulting awkwardness/discomfort in your interaction with them is the problem.

It's also a problem that can be avoided if you just lie.

>>38025205
Thy should stop volunteering their sexual history, it's bizarre.

>be me
>almost has sex with girl I've been together with for a while
>send her a picture of her house because autism
>instantregret.jpg
>goodbye yearlong companion
>she be only reason why I haven't KMS
>depressed and blue balled

Kill me.

>>38025205
there's a reason virgins are easy to spot