Red flags for girls >Atheist >Crazy colored hair >Says

>Expresses her opinions in public without your permission

why does someone need your permission to express an opinion

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>>38019470
>she has three brothers

>>38019470
Sauce me on this girl so I can get more pictures of her ass and imagine her farting down my throat while sitting on me

>colored hair for any reason other than a costume
>excessive makeup
>especially when I can tell she isn't pretty under the makeup
>she can't cook but also can't work
>non-virgin
>not Catholic
>bisexual (see this shit everywhere on dating sites)
>overly harsh (she-witch type)
>smokes
>self described alcoholic
>does hard drugs
>fat

It's amazing how high my standards are when they're pretty much just "don't be these"

>>38019470
>has a vagina

very originul

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>>38019470
You sound like you have a straight-up Stepford Wife fetish. You really need to lower your expectations, unless you live in a Muslim country or a second-world tier Slavic country like Russia or Belarus this is pretty much an impossible standard.

>>38019600
http://www.pictoa.com/albums/dimple-booty-lindz-homemade-2163811/40822584.html

[trigger alert] she fucks with niggers

>>38019580
>she has brothers

VERY big redflag, high chance to end up as a cuck

>>38019470
>Has had any kind of contact with another man before

Wow you're a fucking tard

>>38019645
kys roast

>>38019606
>see this shit everywhere on dating sites
Fortunately it's all fake, like everything else, they just do it for attention and to seem interesting

>>38019688
kek roasty gettin toasty

>>38019606
i'll add
>mental illnesses like borderline or bipolar
>has male friends
>has traveling as a hobby

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>>38019606
>Catholic
>Not meme religion

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>>38019470
I actually don't mind the Atheist and Science parts desu. Even if it's just for attention it's good that they want knowledge, unlike typical roasties who are just vapid whores.

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>>38019618
Back to lgbtqbbq

>>38019580
>she is tooooo close with her brother
>she is southerner

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>>38019688
Toasted t b h

>>38019470
>my name is Muhammad: the post

>>38019470

>Atheist
Yes
>Crazy colored hair
Sometimes.
>Says she fucking loves science
Yeah man.
>Has had any kind of contact with another man before
Yeah.
>Has a Reddit account
Nope.
>Doesn't like kids
Yes.
>Hair too short
Yes.
>Doesn't like to cook
Yes.
>Expresses her opinions in public without your permission
Oh yeah.

Red flags are the good ones right? I'm your perfect gf then? Almost anyways.

>>38019769
>atheist
>knowledge

nothing to add my brother, it's almost as if you read my mind.
The question now is, what happened to women that now our red-flags are considered extreme and standards impossible ? It's literally "don't try to be a fucking man and act like a fucking woman, cook,raise kids,pray, don't be a glutton or a cheating whore"

>>38019567
>>38019645
>>38019688
back to plebbit will ya?

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>>38019769
LMAO like athiesim makes them smart, knew a roastie whos was an athiest and a huge fucking airhead pothead blonde. Does that girl fit your criteria numale?

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>>38019844
Clear shitpost. Even normies know that red flag means.

>>38019844
No, it means you just got your rape and murder ticket your larping pseudo roast dysphoric obesity incarnate

>>38019875
I didn't say atheist were smart, I just said I didn't care about that.

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>>38019844
This is me, except I don't dye my hair
I would like cooking more if I were good at it to bee honest

>>38019888
>Big B8.jpg
>ALL THOSE 8

Are you some kind of wizard?

I really don't know what red flag means, it's like a sports thing I think but I don't into sports.

>>38019893
Why would you want to hurt me?

>>38019851
well it's anti-fiction which is a step toward knowledge

>>38019470
So these are your true and honest credentials in search of a boyfriend-free girl?

>>38019470
>THICCDONALDS

>>38019470
I'm 7 of those things. Now who wants to be my bf?

>>38019927
It's a bad thing. Basically it means a girl had aspects that are almost unlivable.

>>38019470
this the type of ass niggers crave

>>38019991
Oh darn.

Someone will love me though right?

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>>38019953
>Not adding red flags to your attraction sign

>>38019470
I mean, I don't even know why girls don't like me. You ? You wonder why girls don't like you. SAD!

>>38019937
>anti-fiction
Atheist is a religion against God.

>>38020019
Yeah, maybe. You know who Shaun and Jen are? Jen is like this so you'll find someone.

>>38019839
Cuck: the anon

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>>38020102
That's anti-theism, no? I'm atheist and I'm not "against God," I just have no religious beliefs tbqh

>>38020143
#rekt

how will that cuck ever recover?

>>38020036

I'm going to make these signs and then watch from afar to see how many girls go into the room. I'll put better design into them though.

>>38020132
I don't know who they are but that is reassuring at least.

>feminist
>pan/demi/omni/bisexual
>owns more than one cat
>has ever described herself as "crazy" and tried to act like she was just kidding
>regularly makes drastic changes in her hair color/style (e.g. hair every color of the rainbow, randomly decides to chop all her hair off, etc.)
>divorced parents
>any history of substance abuse or self-harm
>single mother
>sleeve tattoos
>more than 1000 friends on facebook
>large number of selfies in club/party attire, consuming alcohol, posing with guys

>expresses her opinions in public without permissions
>atheist
holy shit anon the only way you could be more retarded is if you refused to date white girls

>wears green earings

Is being adopted a red flag for guys?

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>>38019580
Is.. this a bad thing?
Why's that bad?

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>>38019470
>Cuckservative/NeoLib
>Talks about race all the time
>Skinny and has long blonde hair
>She drinks to party rather than to think
>Thinks her way of life should be everyone's default
>Doesn't take class, race, culture, and history into account for sociological problems
>"If you're poor why don't you like, just get a job?"
>Has ever been in track or cheerleading
>Is apolitical/centrist
>Likes SargonOfAkkad or PragerU
>Thinks her personal experiences speaks for all or most women
>Country and pop music
>Any mainstream music really
>Assumes everyone she doesn't like goes on Tumblr or Reddit
>Visually thick layer of makeup
>No opinions at all/too bitchy to listen to others

>>38020413
>Why's that bad?
Super slutty

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>excessive tattoos, even just one or two could be a red flag as well
>weird piercings (Nose, lip, clit,etc)
>Wears nail polish but doesn't keep it well kept (Crusty nails are a sign of a whore)
>Unnatural dyed hair
>Excessive makeup
>Isn't heterosexual
>Fat (A little chubby is okay, can be fixed)
>Ugly and/or really fat mother
>Has daddy issues
>Has mommy issues
>Damaged goods; was raped or "raped"
>"atheist" or Muslim (Agnostics can be fixed)
>OVERLY liberal (Most women are slightly liberal naturally, you can subvert this easily)
>Feminist
>Smokes, does drugs -Including weed-, or drinks excessively (Socially occasionally is fine)
>Bad breath (Ignoring in the morning and after meals)
>Has bad hygiene
>Has male friends (Excluding orbiters)
>Has too many female friends instead of a couple good ones
>Goes "out"
>Has debt and other signs of being bad with money
>Wants to go to college or has a degree (Useless libshit or STEM autism, doesn't matter, most colleges are brainwashing centers and the damage has been done)
>Has had too many sexual partners, 5 at most for myself (Virginity is a meme, good luck finding a virgin)
>Doesn't like kids, doesn't want kids
>Baby crazy (Obsessively wants to bear children when relationship just started)
>Can't cook
>Never worked
>Won't work
>Wants to work too much, work obsessed "career woman"
>Does not work out
>Eats like fucking crap, "lol I just ate doritos and mountain dew for breakfast"
>Is unorganized, does not clean up after themselves, and overall is a shitty roommate
>Does not understand the meaning of "pulling your weight"
>Obsessed with social media and her phone, always has her head down looking at screens
>Dresses like an absolute whore in public
>Asks for money, favors, or things while in the first stages of dating
>Is not polite to others, especially at a restaurant or a store

Also,
>Under 5'4''
Womanlets need not apply

>>38020437
But why? It's not like you're having sex with your brothers
Right?

>>38019470
Post more fat trashy asses

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>>38020458
>that list
agreed.

>Bizarre hair style (dyeing is fine as long as it's a realistic color)
>Not religious but "spiritual"
>Below 5'6" tall
>Piercings outside the ear
>Tattoos of any sort
>Smokes weed for non-medical reasons
>Has only read YA novels
>Thinks watching Netflix counts as a hobby
>Majority of friends are male

>is left handed

>>38020466
not necessarily, but she'll get used to male company. she will likely approach chads when the time comes even before chad can approach her.

>>38020539
>realistic color
kek'd

All accurate except
>hair too short

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>>38020557
That seems like really odd logic but alright

>all these people listing male friends as a red flag

reee i'm lucky to have any friends

>she owns a horse
>uses/has used Tinder or any other dating app for hookups
>Has had more than 3+ exes
>Has had sex with a nigger
>Studies engineering, programming or computer sciences

>openly shows support for Hitler
>doesn't secretly show support for Hitler

>she plays video games
>she watches anime
>she masturbates to cartoon porn
>she doesn't have a job
>she doesn't exercise
>she eats junk food regularly
>she has no friends
>she has never had a boyfriend

>>38019470
>>Has had any kind of contact with another man before
So fatherless?

>>38019470
is it a meme to have ridiculously high and over the top standards or are guys like this being serious?

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Any deviation in personality from Yukino is a red flag.

>>38020711
these are troll threads, I think....

>>38020680
>we want fembot gfs
>but any personality or lifestyle trait from them is a red flag
What.

>>38020458
p e r m a v i r g i n


originaldos

>>38020711
With the exception of the cooking one I at least hope this is a meme. Otherwise I'm okay with these jack offs being this way, more girls for me.

>>38020437
The only girl I know that has more than three brothers is the most introverted, human-touch-hating person I've ever met

>>38020758
can never be sure in r9k

>>38020760
You want an unhealthy, lazy, and stupid girlfriend with a broken personality?

>>38020711
>over the top standards
with the exception of voicing opinion in public there are no over the top standards. Girls put even bigger requirements for guys.

>>38020760
>we want fembot gfs
that's only the /soc/ "robots" that post in "shut-in network", or look for girls in discord servers.

>>38020711
>ridiculously high and over the top standards
This is what roastie whores actually believe

>>38020830
>>Expresses her opinions in public without your permission
>>Has had any kind of contact with another man before
Nigga this isn't even realistic unless you live in some muslim country and thus over the top, and that's just one post out of all the other ones itt.

>>38020648
this
orangenal

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>this thread
no wonder any of you don't have a gf

>>38021071
kill yourself chechen nigger

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>>38020740
im more of a Yui kind of man. but having a yukino gf would still fine. why cant life be like anime, fuck.

>>38021318
Yui would be classic slut if she'd live in usa

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>>38019580
Bitch better not have no brothers