>be 25 year old neet
>mom pays me $50 to get out of the house for the day when chad comes over
>chad came over today so I took my money and went on a walk
>some of the money was supposed to go towards food but I don't like to eat so I bought a Mountain Dew at a gas station and walked around looking for a bench
>run into a qt I knew from high school
>tell her I'm just looking for a place to sit and got 50 bucks
>end up taking her to Red Robin
>tell her I'm inbetween jobs when she asks why I wasn't at work
>got my first kiss
It gets better guys
>>38018478
Cool story amigo
>neet gets swindled by the vaginal jew
>>38018478
>mom pays me $50 to get out of the house for the day when chad comes over
what
>>38018478
>his mom is getting pounded by chad
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>>38018478
Thisis literally.L I T E R A L L Yliving the dream