What did YOU do to fight the normies today? >driving home

>hang out with girl at work
>i'm shy at first but i slowly come out of my shell
>she's nice and pretty and seems to enjoy hanging out with me
>find out she has a boyfriend and that she's pregnant
>snitch her out to the manager for some dumb shit she did (she had been faking reports to avoid working)
>she gets fired
fucking stacy whore

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>coworker loves being the center of attention
>she likes to tell jokes but her favourite is telling 'funny' anecdotes about her family
>tell her her laughter is 'a little weird but adorable, no offense, haha'
>she starts to avoid telling jokes and trying to be funny

>>38017468
>>38017797
doings god's work anons

>>38017865
nice, chipping away at their subtle insecurities is the best

>>38017468
>not driving through the normie couple while REEEEEEEing and honking
Not bad OP, but you could have done better..

>>38017468
>Being this beta
Honestly why do you sad fucks not just kill yourselves?

>>38018087
Literally only because I don't want to give them the satisfaction

>>38018087
why do you choose to come to a board where you are the minority then complain instead of going somewhere else

Typical retarded normie, thinks the world revolves around himself.

>>38017865
Nice. Used the normie way of saying it too.

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>>38017468
>be me
>used to using my free time between classes to read/play A. guitar since i always get out before everyone else
>cafeteria is devoid of any human within a 60m radius
>commencejollygoodtime.flac
>5 minutes pas and this couple of your natural beta orbiter who got luky with stacy sit right behind me
>in an empty cafeteria
>visiblyirritated.gif
>they start making out
>but like, foreplay making out
>slchurping their way into plebhood
>giggling to themselves about how happy they make each other
>pure anger blinds me
>starts to ruin their moment
>strategicaly placed farts and burps
>it's not working
>FIRETHEEXTERMINATUS.webm
>proceeds to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU until they leave
>they stop kissing
>i can almost taste the awkwardness in the air
>they turn around looking for where that song of the most exoctic birds was coming from
>they meet me staring them with the biggest smile i've ever had for the duration of half the video
>they leave after getting freaked out
>go back to enjoying my book
t'was a good book and a good day

>>38017468
What the fuck was the purpose of it you sad fuck? What did you gain by that action? inb4 people calling me a normalfag and reeeing

>>38020115
if a loser is getting a hot girl wouldn't it be better to allow it since the girl is willingly devaluing herself?

>>38020923
NORMAL FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT

on other now
>go to the doctor
>secretary smiles at me, "how are you anon?"
>just stare at her and not say anything ti she gets visibly uncomfortable
>she "o-kay..."
>avert my gaze and proceed to walk into doctors office

>>38021057
>someone tries to be nice
>act like a literal autist for no actual reason
>YEAH I SURE GOT HER
its okay to embarass normies, but what did she do to you?

>>38021160
desu I just didn't know what to do so I assholed my way out of the situation :^)

>teenage boys riding bikes
>stops on side of sidewalk to pick up something
>one crosses the street in front of my car without looking
>honk, roll down window, tell him to look before he crosses kiddo
>"FUCK U HOE"
>lel

>>38017865

absolutely brutal, you are living rent free in her mind

see guy with girl, this was a few weeks back
he's kinda chaddy
I scream at the top of my lungs "YOU'RE NOT CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>38022060
same day
drove through Beverly hills screaming at people

>>38021057
Alpha as fuck. Shes probably wet right now

>>38017468
>Him: who was that?
>Her: no idea?
>Him: what a dumb cunt
>Her: yeah bit of a weirdo
>Him: wanna go home and fuck?
>Her: yes

Guarantee this is how it went and here you are posting your shitty story about it lmfao

I shit in the womens bathroom at target, smeared shit all over tp dispenser, and pissed all over the roll. Clean up my waste you fucking normies.