>you will never live by the sea
>all homes by the sea are stupidly expensive and you're not rich
>>38016765
Why the fuck do you want to live by the ocean? Literally what benefit can that have?
So you see the ocean when you wake up - what next? Do you want to swim in it every day? Piss in it? Admire the way the waves crash into the sand?
It's overrated as fuck, I used to live in San Diego by the ocean and I got sick of that shit real quick. Beaches are not exciting places to go.
>>38016765
Why not become rich?
>>38016765
just detonate a nuclear bomb near your favorite coast and enjoy free space
If you are in NJ there are plenty of dumpy methhead towns on the way to the shore that might be more suitable. I think Atlantic County itself might be expensive as far as bills/taxes go though so idk.
>you will never live in a mermaid town in the sea
>>38016881
>you will never fuck aquaman
Isn't a lakeside house even comfier than a normie infested beach?